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the new york conspiracy corner by blueh
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
18 Oct 2023
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“You cause a small explosion with dubiously legal lasers one time,” Donnie says under his breath. Then, louder; “Dearest brothers, this situation is worse. Much, much worse. In a circumstance that not even my superior algorithm could detect—we are trending on Twitter.”
“WHAT?!” Raph and Leo shout, in unison.
Donnie’s not great at the whole tone thing most times, but even he can see that there are two widely different emotions going on at this exact moment, especially the wild look in Raph’s eyes and the stupid, smug smirk on Leo’s face. The kind that usually gets more than one of them into trouble at the most inopportune times.
Mikey shakes the back of Leo’s shell. “We’re gonna be internet famous, baby!”
Or: the lives of superpowered teenage mutant ninja turtles, as seen through the eyes of New York (and, subsequently, the world).
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“Philza Minecraft," Dream says, slowly. There's a hard edge to his voice. "What's a man like you doing in a place like this?”
Dream is still there, still a threat, still banishing his sword, but the threat of swords crumble in the threat of obsidian wings. And the threat of obsidian wings crumbles in the threat of another sword being unsheathed and a gait too heavy to be any of the people from L’Manburg that come from behind Tubbo.
“He is not the only one,” a voice rumbles from behind—deep, echoing, and terrifying. “He’s just the flashiest.”
Tubbo looks up and wishes he’s surprised to meet the eyes of the Blood God.
Or: The SMP has no idea exactly who Tommy and Wilbur’s family is.
So imagine their surprise when—after Wilbur enlists his family to come help finish the war between L’Manburg and the Greater Dream SMP—it’s not another scrappy nobody with a too loud mouth and too many dreams that shows up in the midst of war. No, instead, Wilbur and Tommy’s family happen to be Technoblade, the Blood God, and Philza fucking Minecraft.
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almost never losing by blueh
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Feb 2021
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It’s been five years since Izuku has last stepped foot there, but the words Aldera Middle School still bring him an unprecedented amount of dread. It’s accompanied by middle school reunion scribbled underneath which has the added bonus of making Izuku want to go hide under Iida’s desk and not come out.
He puts the letter, unopened, on his desk and resolves not to think about it.
“You’re just going to let them win?”
… Izuku resolves to not think about it for the two seconds that Kacchan allows him not to think about it.
or: Two years after graduating UA, Aldera Middle School hosts its first middle school reunion in honor of not one, but two former students graduating and becoming pros.
Izuku’s not quite sure he even wants to go, until suddenly he does.
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quaranteens by blueh
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
02 Jan 2021
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“Peter Parker,” Cindy says. Peter’s head snaps up so fast that it almost looks inhuman. “Did Tony Stark just waltz in and pick up his child in the background of your Zoom call?”
Peter freezes. Wide-eyed, with ‘guilty’ written on his forehead in 72, bold, Times New Roman font. It takes a solid thirty seconds before he can put himself together enough to click the unmute button.
“I—no?” Peter says. His voice is startlingly high pitched and his expression is nothing short of horrified.
Damn, if that isn’t anything but a confession.
Or: a day in the life of the quarantined high school spider-kid, as seen through the eyes of his first-period chemistry class.
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"So this is the fabled Ghost King," the man says like he expected better.
Danny feels he should almost be offended if it isn't for the tiny detail that these cultists—who summoned him by using salt and goat bones—assume he is the ghost king. "…Did you seriously confuse me with Pariah Dark?"
The man pauses. "Pariah Dark?"
"Yes! He's like fifteen feet tall, has a huge sword, is a pain in the ass, and has, like, an entire ghost army. I have, I dunno, pre-calc homework in my bag. We are not the same."
Or: Danny accidentally gets summoned. He’s not happy about it.
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arachnid decathlon by blueh
Fandom: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
28 Sep 2019
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No one ever really tells you what to do in the case of bus explosions, field trips, hostage situations, and identity reveals. Of course, the aftermath is ten times worse and, well, Peter just considers himself lucky that he doesn't have to figure that stuff out on his own.
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stare directly at the sun by remrose for like_theletter
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
17 Mar 2024
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It was time for his self-improvement era. He was going to create a Leo that everyone would love. This was great, actually. He could take constructive feedback. He could make this work. Just a couple points, some things he needed to take action on.
or, a human high school au answering the question ‘if you discovered all your friends had a group chat about how much they didn’t like you would that be fucked up or what'
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- Part 1 of stare directly at the sun
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Bookmarked by blueh
23 Mar 2024
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"Do not right now, Nardo. Do not!" Donnie snapped, whole body shaking, flicking out one of his hands in a sharp stim.
"What's going on in here?" Raph asked, opening the door to find the twins squished together on Leo's bed. Mikey peeked out from behind his back, eyes huge.
"Oh ho ho, I have discovered our problem, boys!" Donnie's shaking couldn't be contained and he leapt off the bed to pace and stim out his hands in fast, angry moments. "Fuck. Fuck!"
"Leo?" Mikey asked, quietly.
Leo blinked, glancing up from where he'd been very still. He said, "It's really not that bad."
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Pod Save Manhattan by CaveDwellers for theashemarie
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
05 Jan 2024
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You don't even like Dungeons and Dragons, yet when you find a podcast called D&D With Lee and Dee you can't help but click. It changes your life.
Bookmarked by blueh
21 Mar 2024
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“Hold up, three years?” says Lee belatedly. He turns to Dee. “We’ve only been making this for—”
“Three years and three months, yes. This person is one of our OG listeners. Keep up, Leo.” There’s a beat. Lee starts to grin, and that’s when Dee realizes what he’s done. “No! Look what you made me do!”
Lee’s already cackling. He pitches his voice funny and quotes, “What’s the point of aliases if we’re just going to ignore everything about them?”
Dee groans like he’s in physical pain.
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A World of Samurais and Ninjas by Annonnie
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
26 Dec 2022
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Mickey succeeds in making a portal, but portals are tricky. They don't always bring people to their intended destination. instead of bring Leo home he sends him to another dimension. A dimension that is very similar to feudal Japan. Leo will need to figure out how to get home while also navigating new relationships and dangers.
Meanwhile his family is dealing with grief in their own way. Some won't believe that he is gone, others are trying to accept it and move forward. But how do you keep moving when a fourth of your heart is missing.
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Basically these turtles have given me brain rot in the worst way. I saw a lot of people using the portal as a way to send Leo to other TMNT universe and wanted to try my hand. This time though its Usagi's world he gets sent to.Series
- Part 1 of A Samurai and Ninja Love story
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Bookmarked by blueh
25 Jan 2024
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The warthog was right in his face, almost nose to nose as he said. “I told you yesterday when I started following you around, that,” he pointed right at Leo, “that ninja over there saved my life. What I didn’t tell you was that he brought me back to life. So, if you want to keep running your mouth at someone who has power over life and death go back over there.” Gunichi could see genuine fear enter the boy for the first time. “If not,” he shoved the boy forward, down the hill. Kenichi stumbled but got his footing back quickly. “Start walking down the hill.”
Kenichi made his first smart decision in two days and started walking back down the hill.
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Fuck It, We Barn by butterfilledpockets
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Usagi Yojimbo, Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi Chronicles (Cartoon)
20 Aug 2023
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‘Go to Japan’, they said, ‘it’ll be a healing experience’, they said. Leo can’t quite remember whose idea it had been for this retreat, something about healing their minds and bodies after the invasion.
How did that end with him almost committing vehicular manslaughter, making an unlikely friend at sword point, and undermining an underground yokai authority?
Man, he just wanted to have one week where he didn't have to go through character development.___________________________________
aka I decide the rise boys deserve a barn arc, with said barn including most of rural Japan
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21 Jan 2024
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For a single second, the wolf faltered,
“Innocent?”
It was then that Jei was bodied by an SUV.
“HUFF AND PUFF THIS DOWN MOTHERFUCKER!!!”
The basement was gone at last, the illusion literally shattered by the battering ram known as Leonardo.
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Midnight Blue by TugboatExpress
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
10 Nov 2022
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One minute he’s sacrificing himself to be beaten to death by a murderous alien invader in a nightmarish prison dimension, and the next minute he’s locking eyes with the actual, literal, cutest guy he’s ever had the privilege of seeing. Such is life for Hamato Leonardo.
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- Part 1 of Midnight Blue
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07 Jan 2024
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“Hey,” Leo says to him, “You think I totally killed it out there, right? How about a consolation smooch?” he says, putting on a faux-confident grin and batting his lashes.
Usagi looks at him over his shoulder. “Kisses are for winners.” He says, deadpan, and then turns back to the celebration. Leo stands there dejected, jaw on the floor.
Cass has observed this all from her perch on Raph’s shoulder. “Ha!” she shouts, pointing aggressively at Leo, “Not only have you failed to best your brother, but you remain chronically bitchless!”