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30 Dec 2020
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The Romulans offer Kirk a choice: his officers' lives in exchange for an asylum-seeker.
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21 Aug 2020
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Nacho thinks about the peasants somewhere at the crest of South America; smiling peasant families digging their hands into the dirt, planting coca plants in little green rows. Planting and toiling under the gunfire and smoke, so that some distant gringo lawyer can snort his second wind off a bathroom sink; so a college kid can get a better lay. So that he can sit here, in his big house, having dinner with his asshole boss, and feel like shit.
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22 Jun 2020
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Tony Stark Meets an Extremely Unimpressed Time Traveler, or, Thomas Barrow Makes a Surprisingly Good 21st Century Butler by Alex51324
Fandoms: Downton Abbey, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Jan 2014
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In which Tony Stark ditches a boring party, makes an addition to the household staff, throws a much better party, and tries not to sexually harass his new butler.
Or,In which Thomas Barrow has a little trouble getting home from the pub, is generally unimpressed with many aspects of the 21st century, never thought of himself as a conservative dresser before, and may or may not be falling in lust with his new employer.
tl:dr: Thanks to time travel, Thomas Barrow becomes the Avengers' butler.
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05 Jun 2020
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master of puppets, i'm pulling your strings by orphan_account
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
29 Sep 2019
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And to make matter’s worst, which is just her luck, really, no surprises there, a car turns the corner, engine roaring, and slows down as it nears the school. Not any car either, no. Billy Hargrove’s blue Camaro is a one of a kind car here in Hawkins, and right now, it’s screeching to a halt.
Great. That’s just– great. The town’s douchebag, just what she needed.
He rolls down the window, lays on his charm, giving her the kind of grin that makes the girls swoon in the halls. Too bad for him, really, this kinda shit isn’t gonna work on Robin. “Hey there, beautiful. You wouldn’t happen to have seen my sister, would you?”
Robin frowns, gives him an unimpressed look. Not really what she had been expecting, but better than being harassed. “Do I look like I know who your sister is?”
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or, Robin has car trouble and somehow, that changes everything.
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22 May 2020
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Edmund Kemper, in the moments after Holden Ford collapses.
(This work has been translated into Chinese! If you can, read it! http://cielo77.lofter.com/post/1d1cf9b8_1c6806815))
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11 May 2020
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Initial Resistance by heartbreaknow
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
11 Jan 2020
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The trouble is, Peter still addresses him the way a kid addresses an adult.
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13 Jan 2020
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"You must've pissed off the Extractor. I didn't know that guy had a sense of humor. I go by Gene."
"Like yours is any better."
"It's a living." Saul stands and heads towards the stairs: "On an entirely unrelated note, I've gotta go to work."
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19 Dec 2019
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Stiles' sophomore year starts something like this:
3 FourLokos
+ 1 peer-pressuring cat
- 1 best bro to end all best bros
= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads "str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic".
Derek is the fool who replies.- Language:
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16 Dec 2019
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Crowley worked in Sales. He had never intended to work in Sales. It had just sort of happened. One moment, there he’d been, a newly minted university graduate off to change the world, exquisitely useless Philosophy degree in hand, and now here he was, having sauntered vaguely downwards into a Hell that consisted mainly of cold-calling new customers and sucking up to existing ones.
AU based on The Office.- Language:
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16 Dec 2019
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“I’m an alien, Dib. You didn’t really think that Irken definitions of romance would be the same as your pathetic human courtship rituals, did you?”
a.k.a. In which Zim is in hate with Dib and doesn’t understand why it’s not okay to want to make out with your archnemesis.
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16 Dec 2019
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Vorenus grieves, and Pullo waits.
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19 Oct 2019
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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19 Oct 2019
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One touch and I ignite by Paper_cut
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
07 Jan 2019
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“I said that I am looking forward to being your friend. Now that we are equals.”
“I’m a better pilot. And I’m stronger in the Force.”
“You also walked into a pillar and called it a wall.”
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Anakin makes a bit different choices, and learns better communication. So does Obi-Wan. Eventually.- Language:
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30 Sep 2019
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09 Aug 2019
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"You are dead."
At least Athelstan has the good grace to look embarrassed about it.
"Well - well, yes. I suppose I am."
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31 Jul 2019
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25 Jul 2019
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Sherlock is in love with John Watson. John Watson is in love with Mary Morstan. Sherlock likes Mary Morstan just fine. Sherlock likes drugs more. And most importantly, Sherlock doesn’t like Sherlock.
String theory dictates the laws of the universe. But their story isn’t one that can be boxed up neatly, tied in a heartstring bow.
"After all, the axioms of homeostasis dictate that an infinity sign of negative feedback can only loop back in on itself.”
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16 Jul 2019
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Flowers From The Grave Of Our Friendship by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Aug 2019
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Crowley is very good at temptation, not so good with what comes afterwards.
Aziraphale knows demons don't love so he is happy to take anything Crowley would give him.
Both of them are too blind to realize the thing they want is right in front of them.
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- Part 1 of Flowers From The Grave Of Our Friendship
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16 Jul 2019
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the exorcism and accidental haunting of anthony j crowley by dykeula
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Jul 2019
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After the popularity of home made, found footage horror movies brought on by the Blair Witch Project, a couple teenagers try their hands on a DIY exorcism in an abandoned apartment complex. Crowley is not amused. Neither are the ghosts haunting the apartment.
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18 Jun 2019