call_me_cordelia
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A horror story about swarms and unionizing.
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El contemplates how and if she'll know to break up with the only boy she's ever loved.
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If you already know the story, I don't have to tell it by call_me_cordelia
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
19 Nov 2023
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“So one day the sarge and the corporal are sitting around--and the sarge looks at the corporal, right--and she’s like, I’m bored--want to make a wager?”
“That’s not how it happened!”
“Sure it was, it was bad days of the war back then--they didn’t have shit to do aside from wager. Wager and starve.”
“Look--you asked me to tell you the story of how the sarge and the corporal managed to take the Zlobenian Keep without firing a single shot. If you already know the story, I don’t have to tell it, private.”
“Sorry, soldier. Carry on.”
------Polly's little lads entertain each other by retelling the story of how she takes the keep at the end of Monstrous Regiment.
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A fascination with the macabre by call_me_cordelia
Fandoms: Teixcalaan Series - Arkady Martine
09 Oct 2023
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A Desolation Called Peace Spoilers ahead!!!
The shard trick can communicate death. It can communicate intense sensations and emotions. Death and sex are pretty closely linked, right?
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- Part 3 of Kinktober 2023
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Short outside cannon moment of Three Seagrass and Mahit Dzmare being in love (and in lust) on Weight for the Wheel.
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- Part 2 of Kinktober 2023
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Kinktober 2023 by call_me_cordelia
Fandom: I Kissed Shara Wheeler - Casey McQuiston, Teixcalaan Series - Arkady Martine
09 Oct 2023
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Scott Pilgrim vs the Gay Agenda by call_me_cordelia
Fandom: Scott Pilgrim (Comics), Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types
13 Mar 2022
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Don't you think Scott Pilgrim would be better if it were gayer? Me too. Here's a collection of cannon, head-cannon, and cannon-divergent drabble about Scott Pilgrim and the gays. (spoiler alert: Scott is one of them)
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Kinktober 2022 by call_me_cordelia
Fandom: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Howl's Moving Castle - All Media Types, New Girl (TV 2011), Our Flag Means Death (TV), Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater, Scholomance - Naomi Novik, Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
31 Oct 2022
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Kinktober 2021 by call_me_cordelia
Fandom: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast), Imperial Radch Series - Ann Leckie, Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater, Scholomance - Naomi Novik, Shades of Magic - V. E. Schwab, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018), The Adventure Zone (Podcast), The AM Archives (Podcast), The Bright Sessions (Podcast), The College Tapes (Podcast)
31 Oct 2021
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Moving Forward Doesn't Mean Letting Go by muchlessvermillion
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
27 Mar 2022
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At first, Blue had thought he’d just vanished in the usual way. Cabeswater was gone, the line was strange, and Noah had been increasingly unstable for weeks now. She’d hoped the darkness in him would be better, without the evil that had been roused from the earth. She knew it had affected him.
But he didn’t come back.
He didn’t come back.AU in which Noah did not quietly slip from time, and his friends go looking for him. Adam, Ronan, Henry, Gansey, and Blue work to bring Noah back to life while also dealing with the complicated web of their feelings for each other.
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Bookmarked by call_me_cordelia
08 May 2023
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He thinks it one night on the ship, when he’s got his hand spread flat over Ramy’s chest, pale against dark, skin against skin. A match-pair. They’re in translation—they’re the same, and they’re not.
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08 May 2023
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I'd probably still adore you with your hands around my neck by forthegenuine
Fandoms: Shades of Magic - V. E. Schwab
08 Oct 2020
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Elsor all but spits out the words. “You let me win.”
Kamerov snarls, “It was a mercy.”
“Come now, Master Loste,” Elsor scoffs. “Between magicians like us, what you did was not mercy. It was an insult.”
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14 Feb 2023
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Rhy sends Alucard and Kell on a mission up north and loneliness takes its toll. Kell and Alucard begin to change how they view each other for the better and nothing will ever be the same for the three of them.
Bookmarked by call_me_cordelia
14 Feb 2023
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Moonlighting by OrchidScript for clottedcreamfudge, stutteringpeach
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
10 Feb 2023
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Alexander Claremont-Diaz needed a drink.
A good drink.
A strong, generously poured, warming drink — preferably as soon as possible — and a sturdy brass rail to lean against while he soaked in its much needed effects.
More importantly, or at least more immediately, he needed a suitable place to dry off.
~*~*~
Or: Edwardian AU stripper Henry and a very flustered Alexander
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- Part 5 of History, Huh?
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Bookmarked by call_me_cordelia
11 Feb 2023