cephalopodcat
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Blackbird singing in the dead of Night by cephalopodcat
Fandoms: The Punisher (TV 2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Defenders (Marvel TV)
26 Apr 2023
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Billy Russo is a rarity in the military, practically unheard of. A male omega serving in a unit as something more than a scent nurse or a heat worker. But Billy had a habit of shattering expectations.
Alpha Frank Castle had always liked that about him.
So what to do when the pair of them get stuck together in a shitty hideout with Billy's heat coming down on them like a freight train and Billy's very freedom and career on the line...
Its an easy desicion.
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Don't Ask Don't Tell by cephalopodcat
Fandoms: The Magicians - Lev Grossman, The Magicians (TV)
01 May 2016
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Eliot's bored. Things are always trouble when he's bored. Tonight his sights are set on Penny, despite Penny's best efforts to encourage him elsewhere. Lucky for him, Penny's very good at reading people. Literally and figuratively; all Eliot has to do is let him see what's on his mind, and Penny knows what he's asking for. He doesn't ask it of very many people- not enough he can trust, not like this, but Penny... well.
He's just drunk enough to take his chances, and Penny's both very attractive and probably willing to keep his mouth shut.Aka, Eliot is drunk and needy, and Penny enjoys blowjobs and being in charge.
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Ride Hard: My Best Friend is a Horse by cephalopodcat
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies)
05 Jan 2016
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Steve Rogers is a scrawny, sickly kid who lives in the middle of nowhere in a town too small to have a name. A town which supports a large population of inhuman residents. Namely, centaurs. You know, tall, half-horse? Pretty good people, just. Hoofy. Plenty of them live in town, heck the Sheriff's a 'taur. Steve Rogers is not opposed to Centaurs. He is fond of them in fact. Really fond. Really, really fond... of one in particular in fact.
Bucky is that Centaur.
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For Auld Lang Syne by cephalopodcat
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
02 Jan 2016
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New Year, Same old story. He's awkward and he doesn't fit in, and the guy he'd always thought really got him has been dead for decades.
Not that his new family is bad, but- ...You get Nostalgic and think about the past, and Steve had a lot of past.A whole painful lot of past.
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Meme-fill Collection: The Avengers and Co by cephalopodcat
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
06 Sep 2014
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A collection of fills for an ask meme on tumblr.
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A/B/O: Adventures in Fake Science. by Hells Bartender (Firebog)
Fandoms: Unspecified Fandom
02 Aug 2016
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This is an attempt to bash weird porny a/b/o dynamics fiction over the head with science. Not that anyone asked for it.
So how the hell does a/b/o sex determination work? And why did a trinary sex determination system evolve in higher vertebrates alongside a binary sex determination system? Why aren't omega males dying in droves from massive uterine infections? Alpha females, what's up with that? Come on in and I shall tell you the very best in fake science and evolutionary history.
Part theorizing, part helpful guide. This one goes out to all you people who just want fictional worlds to make sense. I'm right there with you.
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How to tame a few Demon Warlords, A x-man, A God, a Play boy, and other adventures in other worldly fucking by sketzocase
Fandoms: Dark Wolverine (Comics), Journey into Mystery, X-Men (Comicverse), All New Wolverine
26 Jan 2020
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Daken likes sex. It's always come easy for him. So, after being let loose from Romulus after a while, he figured that since he was so good at sex he could make easy money from it. The trouble is that when you're willing to take on otherworldly 'clients' that are far from 'safe'... or 'sane', things can get... messy. So, between dealing with a demon who has a bratty hellspawn (Literally) calling him for an escort job in the bowels of hell itself, a Norse god who comes and goes as he pleases- usually causing mass havoc, and a superhero or two, Daken finds himself getting more and more caught up with a client whose motives' may be just a little more ... human than his demon exterior would make it seem.
Daken is left with some pretty big decisions to make when all is said and done.
...and we all know just how well he makes decisions.Bookmarked by cephalopodcat
11 Jun 2026
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Daken/Azazel
Whoda think it. But it's really cute.
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Art dump for my explicit nsfw art that would just get flagged on tumblr. I promised someone over there I'd start an a03 for them, so here we are!
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It's Hermione's Birthday, but what happens when her brat tendencies overpower her rationality and she intentionally fails to capture Potter on the mission specifically given to her by the Dark Lord, just because she loves to be punished by him?
Well, she definitely did not expect this to be her punishment.
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For My Ascension, I Ordered My Commanders to Stalk Me 🔞 by Palescript
Fandoms: Original Work
08 Jun 2026
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Choose Your Own Synopsis:
🏴Black Flag: (least spoilers/you want the darkest ride):
Libby's life as a small town librarian is brought to an end the night two monsters masquerading as men drag her through a portal into Hell.
Subjected to public humiliation and ritualized depravity beyond comprehension, Libby clings to one certainty: none of this is random cruelty. What purpose does it, and will she, ultimately serve in this terrible new world?or
🚩Red flag: (STOP. Only read if you want the informed ride/are easily triggered):
Lilibeth Gildbane is the daughter of the Sovereign of Greed and his only living heir. Her father has been missing for a decade, leaving her kingdom to suffer at the hands of the other six circles of Hell. The only way to protect her realm is to design a plan so depraved that it will trap her between the roles of both architect and victim.
Her plan requires her to give an order to the two people she trusts most: her loyal commanders, Galen and Fenrow. Her orders? Wipe her memories. Stalk her. Break her. Make it real. And when they do? When it becomes too real and twists the minds of her devoted vassals?Well, that's when things get interesting for you, dear reader.