chronologicalimplosion
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- Homestuck (19)
- Our Flag Means Death (TV) (12)
- Schitt's Creek (10)
- Spider-Man - All Media Types (4)
- Deadpool - All Media Types (4)
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For the Stick Pins and the Cottons by chronologicalimplosion
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Jul 2025
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After reuniting and without the life-or-death stakes of the British Navy breathing down their backs, Zheng and Archie grow tired of their respective partners, Oluwande and Jim, avoiding the topic of getting back together. They decide to take matters into their own hands, but their plan to lock the pair into a closet until they sort themselves out goes a bit awry.
It works better than anyone could possibly have expected, even if Jim is going to kill them.
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Illusen has some suspicions about who took The Grey Faerie's name, leaving her wingless. They have a shared reason to continually not-quite-talk about it.
Meanwhile, the object of their conflicted affections holds court.
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Bill and Ted are going to get married.
With that option on the table, all of the alternatives--marrying separate babes and buying separate houses and raising separate kids--seem patently ridiculous. For a long time, Bill and Ted were Wyld Stallyns. Now that Wyld Stallyns has grown bigger and better, maybe they do need another way to mark each other as the most excellent thing in each other's lives.
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Bill and Ted find out that their older selves are married to each other, and are surprised to learn that it doesn't actually change anything.
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Who Knew Debate was a Contact Sport? by chronologicalimplosion
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
20 May 2025
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During a late night stakeout, Deadpool starts a lighthearted argument about which of them would top and which would bottom. There is, of course, only one way to work this out. A wrestling match.
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Lighthouse (On the Shores of the River Styx) by chronologicalimplosion
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Sep 2024
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"Why, you applying for a gig as my nurse? May seem like a steady job, but I gotta warn you, the pay's shit."
Spidey put one hand on either side of Deadpool's face, turning them both to face each other again. Wade was acutely aware of just how thin the spandex was at the pads of Spider-Man's fingers. "I'm not applying for anything. You're my fucking problem. I'm going to take care of you."
Wade suddenly found it really hard to swallow.
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Wade keeps dying. Peter keeps being there when he wakes up. Emotions are high. Things escalate.
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A series of loose vignettes set in an AU with two main points of divergence: David Rose is a trans man and Wendy decides to keep the Blouse Barn open under a new name post-lawsuit.
Don't worry, Patrick will eventually make an appearance on schedule--I just wanted an excuse to write about trans!David's complicated relationship with clothing and journey to learning how to dress the people living in the greater Elm Valley in ways that feel comfortable for them.
I'll keep this series in order of in-universe chronology, but may not necessarily write and publish them in order. The goal is to keep each individual installment fairly self-contained, so you can read them in any order or read any subset you wish.
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100 Word Concentrate by chronologicalimplosion, mermaidpotato (chronologicalimplosion)
Fandom: Castle, Doctor Who, Homestuck, Marvel (Movies), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, Our Flag Means Death (TV), The Avengers (2012), The Avengers - All Fandoms
12 Nov 2022
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100-word drabbles, from any of a number of fandoms. Usually at least slightly shippy, sometimes they don't make sense. Trying to take the essence of a thing, situation, or idea, and condensing it into as small a space as possible.
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- 1,500
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Falling Cheese-Wheels to Bologna Chandeliers by chronologicalimplosion
Fandom: Marvel (Movies), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, The Avengers (2012), The Avengers - All Fandoms
09 Aug 2012
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A series of presents to my best friend who's going off to college. This is partially because of that and partly because, every Christmas and Birthday since I've known her, I have promised her the same present and failed to deliver on that one present. It's possible I may never finish that, so the ten fics that will wind up here are the five Christmas and five Birthday presents I owe her.
Love you lots, Corrie.
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- 800
- Works:
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Benoit Blanc catches his long-suffering husband up on the murder mystery with the adorable twinky priest.
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Bookmarked by chronologicalimplosion
08 Jan 2026
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His first mistake is not picking up the phone.
In Jud’s defense, it’s been a long fucking day. And not one that he’s keen to recount.
He’s kept the damn thing turned off for most of the day. As a rule, he stays fairly available on Sundays, but—well, extenuating circumstances call for extreme reactions. Thankfully, he had kept enough of his head after Mass to force a shutdown instead of what he wanted to do, which was to hurl it against the wall and watch it shatter into a million tiny pieces.
Night is young, though.
Or: A Wicks truther comes after Jud in the middle of Mass. He's fine. Benoit disagrees.
Bookmarked by chronologicalimplosion
07 Jan 2026
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“It’s the first heat I’ve had since…” Maxwell swallows, and his eyes find the floor. “My wife.”
Ah. Shit.
Bookmarked by chronologicalimplosion
05 Dec 2025
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The living Danny—maybe playing along, or maybe responding genuinely—raised both hands in a show of harmlessness. Like Lancer truly had him at gunpoint.
Danny Fenton’s wet cold dead body was so heavy in Lancer’s single cradling arm.
“Who are you?” Lancer asked very simply.
And Danny, arms still raised high, let out a sigh deep enough to deflate his shoulders. Whatever light was in his eyes went dull, resigned to an acceptance Lancer could not in the moment understand.
“I am your worst student,” Danny answered. And he lowered one arm exclusively to point. “And THAT is the dead body of my ghost clone.”
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Alone on the farthest outskirts of Amity Park, Danny Fenton and Edward Lancer bury the dead body of Danny's clone. It is long and tedious work, and Danny can't dodge Lancer's questions forever. Surely it's only fair of Lancer to demand to know what he has been pulled into. Surely Danny could use someone on his side, now that his evenings are spent burying his clones.
Bookmarked by chronologicalimplosion
04 Nov 2025
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counter//balance by WaterMe
Fandom: Deadpool (2016), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), X-Men Origins: Wolverine
25 May 2025
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Interconnected works starting in Wolverine: Origins and continuing past Deadpool 1, featuring intersex stone top Logan, hapless trans pup Wade, and chaotically switchy Vanessa (and also sometimes Victor is there).
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Bookmarked by chronologicalimplosion
04 Jun 2025