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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    Prince Logan has known his whole life that he is to be married off to a stranger; Prince Janus only found out about his lifelong betrothal to Logan when he was seventeen. A chance encounter before their wedding day seems like it may warm them up to each other, only to go terribly wrong. Now Logan is roommates with—and technically married to—a man he's convinced he can't stand, even if Janus is charming and handsome and clever.

    Will Janus's wit and snark and love of debate be enough to break down Logan's walls? Will they find happiness? Or will they only make each other miserable for the rest of their lives?

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    02 Jan 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 46

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    Who doesn’t like a good fairytale where the hero’s lover is cursed and they have to break it with true love’s kiss? Apparently Janus, who recently broke up with Roman after a messy lie. And Remus, who has a crush on Logan but feels like he can’t admit it. And Virgil, who lied and told Patton he was fine just being friends.

    So of course when a witch escapes from Roman’s imagination and kidnaps Roman, Logan, and Patton, puts them under a curse, and expects Janus, Remus, and Virgil to break it, no one is amused.

    Why can’t this be romantic like the books? And who gave that witch the right to meddle anyway? It’s not like they weren’t bound to get together eventually, but she could have at least asked first.

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    30 Aug 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    Janus seeks an escape after being locked away by his parents his entire life, rushing through the dark and magical forest that separates his town from the rest of the world, hoping they won't find him. Tales of the fae and other terrifying creatures in the forest make him on guard, and he expects either death or an escape. What he doesn't expect is to encounter a faerie, who is not at all what he imagined one to be, and who is in many senses of the word, just as stuck as he is.

    When Patton learns of Janus' escape, he rushes after him, fearing the worst has happened. What Patton finds in the forest however, is both startlingly similar, and exceptionally different to what Janus found there.

    Meanwhile, there are whispers among the townspeople, and new attempts at scientific discoveries, that seem to bring increased attention upon the otherwise solitary forest.

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    23 Aug 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 27

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    Patton Kirby, angel, has just been given a new job to do, and it's... a little unusual. He's meant to disguise himself as a human on Earth in order to get close to Dion Mallory, demon, and convince him to give up his evil ways. Obviously, such a thing has never been done before- he sort of thought it was impossible up until now- but if it can be done, he's eager to make a new friend!

    Unknown to him, Dion has just gotten a new job, too. The same job, in fact, only in reverse. He's not all that worried by the fact it's never been done before; if anyone can get an angel to defect, it's him. The trouble comes when he catches himself feeling things other than distaste for his target...

    This is my submission for the 2019 Storytime! Big Bang- in other words, I've been working on it for months and I am THRILLED to finally be sharing it with y'all. Hope you enjoy!

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    09 Aug 2021

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    “I’m going to kill the two of you one of these days,” Logan said, stamping and notarizing yet another marriage certificate. “You both know I could get away with it.”

    Patton just giggled, leaning into his snakey sweetheart’s side. “Don’t worry, Lo. It’ll last this time, pinky promise.”

     

    They were back with divorce papers a week later.

    Patton pretended he didn’t notice the way Logan’s eye twitched.

     

    Where Patton and Janus get married and divorced a few (dozen) times, confirm their places as The Dads of Thomas's mind, argue (a lot), kiss (also a lot), and fall in love along the way.

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    01 Aug 2021