colduncrustable



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    A collection of short wolfstar/marauders works.

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  1. Rec 58

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    Baz is back on the football team after his late start to Eighth year, and his performance has been subpar. He can't score to save his life... and after Simon accidentally curses him, that's exactly what he'll need to do.

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    30 Sep 2024

  2. Rec 24

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    Baz is just trying to get home for the holidays, but nothing is going right. This is what he gets for traveling on Christmas Eve.
    What he didn't expect was this whole mess to involve Simon fucking Snow.

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    19 Sep 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    they're perfect and messy and horrible i will always love them.

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    Jon moves a little, just enough to nudge their bodies together, and he finds himself leaning into the contact. Martin isn't really awake yet, so the slow press of his hips against Jon's back is more of a shift of bodies than a conscious motion, but the warm buzz it gives him pulls him slowly out of sleep. It's a nice feeling, so he moves again. This time the buzz is a flare, and he wakes—

    Only to realise that he's maybe too close and maybe a bit turned on, and embarrassment heats his face as he jerks away from Jon.

    (Or: Martin and Jon talk about what it is they're doing, exactly.)

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    14 Sep 2024

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    Martin is no stranger to being bound to servitude. He has spent a lifetime indebted to the Witch of the Blackwood, and has only just managed to escape from under her influence by stealing for her a priceless Fae artifact. However, to ensure she escapes with the artifact and her newly endowed immortality, she makes sure Martin is caught by the Fae in her place.

    As punishment, Martin is given to a Fae named Jon.

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    13 Sep 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    too many feelings, too little words.

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    “Is that a body,” Tim blurts before he can stop himself, rising to his feet. Martin looks, if possible, even more scared.

    “He’s alive!” he hisses, almost defensively. “It’s not - it’s not Gertrude again, I didn’t kill him, he just – I don’t know what happened to him, I just found him in the stacks like this.”

    “And you dragged him up here?” Tim says, and then registers several things at once – the build, the hair texture; the little round scars peppering a pair of thin hands and an awfully familiar face. “Wait, is that Jon?”

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    Jon stumbles back into an earlier Archive, looking for a way to fix the world. (Or, mom says it's my turn for the obligatory time travel au)

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    09 Sep 2024