confusedmaniac
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A Hero Raised by a Monster by confusedmaniac
Fandoms: You Kill Me Every Time: Strade (Gatobob Visual Novel), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 May 2026
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Harry Potter accidentally Apparates to Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, when he is 7 years old, and he chooses to hide under the porch of our favorite evil bastard sadist, Strade. This absolutely fucks the timeline.
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The Righteous Anger of Shimura Hana by confusedmaniac
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
02 Mar 2026
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In another world, Hana would have died after that. Hana would have stayed dead, too. Hana would become just another memory, just another casualty of All for One’s sick plans. But the thing about this Hana, is that while she was diagnosed Quirkless, the truth is she wasn’t.
Hana had a hidden Quirk, with a very specific activation requirement. Hana’s Quirk required her to die to use it.
So when Hana was killed, a mere half an hour later, she did not stay dead. She did not stay a pile of gore in the grass.
No.
Hana’s body, however slowly, began to pull itself back together, cracks sealing and leaving scarring all over her skin from where they formed.
Nerve endings slid back into place, flesh and fat and bone gluing itself back together in ways they should not be able to.
Hana did not stay dead.
Hana woke up.
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Tom Riddle and the Various Children He Keeps Finding In Dumpsters by confusedmaniac
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Dec 2025
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The Dark Lord Voldemort never wished to carry on his line, or to even be a good parent.
But when he feels a connection with Harry Potter, he offers the boy a side-switch. And then his friend. And then his other friend. And then another. And another-
Basically, the story of how Tom Riddle became a single mother of 11.
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Harry (not) Potter and the Girl Who Cared by confusedmaniac
Fandoms: Creepypasta - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Dec 2025
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Harry is only 7 years old when a girl named Finnegan Galbraith finds him under a footbridge a few blocks from Number 4 Privet Drive and asks him if he would like to come live with her at a mansion for people the world doesn't want in America. The only catch is that he will have to kill people.
Harry accepts.
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Jeffrey Woods Adopts a Child by confusedmaniac
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Creepypasta - Fandom
29 Nov 2025
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Jeff didn't know why exactly he decided to bring home the kid he found under the stairs. But he did. Mainly because his treatment pissed him off, but there was another reason. Something almost magical calling out to him. Oh well, time to raise a 9 year old from scratch, he supposes.
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Thin Walls by HexedHoney
Fandoms: Boyfriend to Death (Visual Novels), You Kill Me Every Time: Strade (Gatobob Visual Novel)
13 Jan 2026
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Your new college apartment has two problems: the walls are paper-thin, and and your roommate is...strange. He's polite and helpful, but unsettling in ways you can't quite explain. You're popular enough that he can't do anything to you, but it doesn't mean that he isn't thinking about it. Students start going missing, and you realize that they all have something in common. They're all art majors, just like you. And they all look like you, too. Eventually, he can't stop himself from taking the real thing.
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16 Jun 2026
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Duckie @goducksgo
are you fr suggesting a kpop group murdered their rivals on stage and got away with it lmaokieran @legendary_brush
the namsan tower performance WASN’T just special effects (sfx), a thread [1/?]misty @kpopismylife
oomf what the hellThe new Honmoon isn't perfect.
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09 Jun 2026
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A General Guide to Pavlov-ing Decpticons by WeirdLookingWolf
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
03 Oct 2024
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“Thank you so much for your assistance, doctor.” His voice is laced with sarcasm and you roll your eyes as your weak legs move you towards a rock to lean against.
“Yeah yeah,” you wheeze, “come back next week for your prostate exam.”
“What’s a prostate?”
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09 Jun 2026
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she who sups with the devil (should have a long spoon) by sehrrhes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jul 2023
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For Round Two of the Harry Potter Unleashed Fest, fic x fic
What if the Hermione Granger who summoned demons to be her friends was a little more cautious in her bargaining, a little more grounded in ethics? And what if the Hogwarts she arrived in had Julian Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived, with Hadrian Potter and Neville Longbottom as Dumbledore's unwitting back-up candidates for the Prophecy?
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08 Jun 2026
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So Klingt Liebe by eroticneur0tic
Fandoms: Boyfriend to Death (Visual Novels), You Kill Me Every Time: Strade (Gatobob Visual Novel)
22 Apr 2026
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You are just bad at life. Horrible at it. Everything you do goes wrong, and sometimes you just wish to disappear off the face of this Earth and have everyone you know forget your name, and your existence, and everything about you just be wiped away. At least that way this world would be cleaner.
But there’s a man who’s willing to make you leave a dirtier stain on this planet, along with himself.
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Simplified: socially awkward and depressed reader is having their mental state taken advantage of by Strade, but isn’t outright kidnapping you like he does with everyone else. He wants to see how messy you actually are and enable all of it.
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01 Apr 2026