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    "Nine Dans, one-hundred Phils, and one pot of honey."

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    Dan still can't quite believe what words came out of their mouths live on the internet in front of an audience that is not wholly theirs. He couldn't resist calling Phil his; even if he couched it in a joke, he hopes the truth of it came across, translated through pixels and screens as the claim that it was meant to be.

    And, of course, Phil wouldn't just let him get away with that, not without making a claim of his own, much more obfuscated, but no less devastating for what it is.

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    244
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    1,665
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    "Okay, here's the deal: I will give you my soul for a life worth living." It's a vague proposition, almost stupidly so. Phil could take advantage of it; Dan almost hopes he does. It doesn't really matter because anything is better than what he's dealing with now.

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    English
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    5,999
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    2/6
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    717
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    "Whenever you want," Phil had said with his mouth pressed against Dan's shoulder.

    "Are you sure?" Dan had asked.

    "Yeah," Phil sighed and shifted a little, moving his mouth so his next words were breathed into Dan's ear. "I'll be ready."

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    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    255
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    26
    Hits:
    2,140
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    Sister Daniel is not the best nun in the convent, but she is the most devoted. No one understands what it means to worship her God like she does.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    56
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    174
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    21
    Hits:
    1,577
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    When Dan leans toward Phil and asks, "Are you trying to get me drunk?" Dan thinks he already knows the answer.

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    1/1
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    30
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    289
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    22
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    2,470
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    The younger Phil standing in front of him, though, doesn't know. He doesn't know how they're going to make it through everything. He doesn't know what the future holds, or even if he's rehearsing for a show that is going to be called off. Phil can see the way he holds the tension in his body, the straight lines of his shoulder accentuated by his bright, red shirt and the straps of the leather apron. The way he's standing so straight, so rigidly uncomfortable that a strong breeze could snap him in half. The lost look on his face, his brows drawn in tight, mouth set in a thin line. His black-clad fists curled into a hard grip at his side.

    Phil has never seen someone so in need of some stress relief in his life

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    OR: 2026!Phil pays 2018!Phil a visit and they fuck it all out.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    181
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1,813
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    There is something startlingly uncanny about staring at yourself in the mirror for too long. At first glance, the reflection is easily recognizable as you, with your eyes and the familiar slope of your nose and the way your hair usually falls, but with prolonged looking, the lines of your face start to shift and blur, and suddenly the reflection before you is a stranger wearing features that are similar but different enough to yours that it makes your hackles raise.

    Or, maybe it's just Dan that feels that way; maybe other people aren't entranced by their own reflections staring at them like they've never seen themself before.

    Either way, that's what is going through Dan's head as he stares at someone who could only be him, but doesn't really look like him at all.

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    OR: 2011!Dan and Phil are visited by 2026!Dan and Dan figures out that, yeah, he would totally fuck his clone.

    Series
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    English
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    3,870
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    275
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2,167
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    "I want to try something a little out there," Phil says one day as they sip at their morning coffee and scroll through social media in bed.

    —

    OR: Dan and Phil try a new sex position

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2,148
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    The door is locked tight and the curtains are drawn, but Phil can tell that it's just after three in the morning — the devil's hour. Phil smirks.

    His summoner, through all of his despondency, if you look past the trembling limbs and tear-streaked face, is quite enchantingly beautiful. Daniel Howell is kneeling on the floor, just on the other side of the chalk. With his hands fisted at his knees, he looks up at Phil through wet eyelashes, his face framed with hair that is too straight to be natural. His eyes are a deep, soulful brown, and they look at Phil like he holds the answers to everything.

    Phil almost pities him.

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    OR: an AU in which Phil is the devil, and Dan is desperate to make a deal

    Series
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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    966
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    When Dan gets overwhelmed, he runs away. This is a fact of life that he has learned to accept and adapt around by now.

    Being a well-known mental health ambassador really only amplifies his need to make quick escapes sometimes. Like right now, for example. He hadn't expected the Chelsea Flower Show to be so overwhelming — normally he's able to blend into the background at press events like this and only do a couple of interviews, but five different reporters have flagged him down already. So, he absconded after the most recent one, fleeing into a less populated exhibit.

    Surprisingly, the Lovehoney exhibit isn't empty when he gets to the threshold of it; YouTube sensation Phil Lester is in there looking harried, with his hair mussed and his skin flushed red. He has a wild kind of look in his eyes when he looks over at Dan.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,219
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    "In Final Fantasy, the Tonberry enemies use Chef's Knife to instantly kill the target... Tonberries slowly approach their targets before using Chef's Knife, so the player can avoid this attack by having the targeted character run away or dodge."

    OR: Dan's first Christmas after being kidnapped by Phil Lester.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    928
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    The Golden Pig is a nice enough ship; it's not one of those huge cruise liners that hold thousands of people, but it's smaller and more intimate and Dan actually feels like he has made more connections on this trip than he would have on the more typical Royal Caribbean cruise he usually works on.

    And yet, despite being friendlier with his fellow crew members on this voyage, Dan can't help but sequester himself to a corner during the post-cruise after party for the crew now that all of the passengers have disembarked. He's feeling a little shy, and maybe a little uncharacteristically bummed at the end of his contract, and instead of taking advantage of his last night on the boat, he's moping and nursing his third drink by himself.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,167
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    "I can't do this anymore," Dan says, his voice breaking, high and upset, around the words, letting Phil know at least that it's hurting him as much as he's trying to hurt Phil. "Everything is too much. The attention. The fans."

    You is left unsaid, but Phil can hear it anyway through the rushing in his ears.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    861
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,022
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    If Phil flutters his eyelashes at the waiter one more time, Dan legally cannot be held accountable for whatever he does in response.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    825
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,512
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    "I'll take care of you," Dan coos softly and reaches out to brush Phil's hair out of his eyes. Phil blinks at him with his gorgeous blue and green and yellow eyes. "I'll get you anything you need." Dan runs a hand down the center of Phil's chest. "I'll do anything you want." He pushes his hand up the hem of Phil's shirt to feel his bare skin underneath.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,205
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,778
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    Sometimes Dan thinks he was made for the sole purpose of being on his knees.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,122
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2,005
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    When Dan had been fretting about Phil coming to visit, he has clearly been worried about the wrong things. He shouldn't have worried about fielding questions from his parents or about how straight his hair is or about the underwear he is wearing.

    No, apparently he should have been afraid of running into his school bully at ASDA.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    988
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    875
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    Dan hates to be one of those angsty vampires who spend all of their free time brooding about their immortality, but he can't not be grumpy about the fact that Phil turned him all those years ago. It's not that Dan hates their life together, but he had never wanted to live forever and Phil knew that.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,114
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    714
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    There is not a day that goes by where Dan isn’t grateful for Phil being in his life and Dan will take any opportunity to show Phil that. They had to be apart for so long before they both moved to Manchester. With so many weeks of loneliness interspersed with short visits, Dan doesn’t take their time together for granted at all. 

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    OR: Dan rims Phil until he's a writhing mess.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    896
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    199
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2,112

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