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Max Cinematic Universe by artemisscribe, Madismen
Fandom Shadow and Bone (TV), The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
01 Sep 2025
- Words:
- 108,989
- Works:
- 10
- Bookmarks:
- 58
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11 Mar 2025
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Andy doesn't leave Miranda in Paris, and learns that a single decision can change your life. But the main thing about decisions? You don't get to stop with one.
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- Part 1 of Truth and Measure-verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 271,584
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 849
- Kudos:
- 10,027
- Bookmarks:
- 2,549
- Hits:
- 535,159
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05 Mar 2025
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Rough Day by guardianangelcas
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
12 Mar 2023
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Who knew that agreeing to babysit a bounty hunter’s weird, green little child would be so full of surprises.
**Deviates from canon during the final arc of s1 of the Mandalorian, characterizations based on early s1 Mando
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 201,962
- Chapters:
- 20/?
- Comments:
- 4,407
- Kudos:
- 30,791
- Bookmarks:
- 8,776
- Hits:
- 2,002,140
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04 Mar 2025
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You've been living in this town for almost six months; it's only now that John's picked up on your scent.
Or: the small town bear shifter au
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,563
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 140
- Kudos:
- 6,118
- Bookmarks:
- 1,307
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- 79,192
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23 Feb 2025
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The strings wrapped him in their web, starting from his chest and twisting and fluttering around him.
There were friends at the ends of these strings, Mr. Spider had told him as a child. He just had to follow the strings where they lead.
There were victims at the ends of these strings, The Mother had told him. They would be delicious.With curiosity, Jon reached out and let the bright red string curl around his finger freely. The most beautiful, he thought. It tightened around him. In response, Jon gave it a gentle tug.
Instantly, his vision was overtaken.
Tea, made perfectly with milk and a dash of sugar and a lot of love. A deep, deep loneliness. A lie on a resume. White fog, dusty shelves full of documents, a sound like wet pasta. Fear, fear, fear. Jon’s face, all eight of his eyes open, gazing sharply at something behind him.
Love, love, love. So much love.
A gunshot.
“Martin!” Jon gasped, coming to. “Who the hell is Martin?”
Or:
Jon doesn't escape Mr. Spider, and becomes a child avatar of the Web. This changes some things, but not others.
Now complete!
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- Part 1 of The Friends of Mr. Spider
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 191,386
- Chapters:
- 65/65
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 3,082
- Kudos:
- 2,400
- Bookmarks:
- 486
- Hits:
- 68,676
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18 Feb 2025
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A Trip Up No-Memory Lane by acernor
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 Dec 2017
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Midoriya loses his memory to a villain's quirk in senior year and re-meets his classmates for the first time. With 20x the confidence, he takes absolutely 0% of Bakugo's shit, and pushes back when Bakugo tries to push him around.
Bakugo likes it.
Uraraka/Asui is the side pairing.
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- Part 1 of MidoBaku
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 30,875
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 22
- Comments:
- 694
- Kudos:
- 12,114
- Bookmarks:
- 1,973
- Hits:
- 211,802
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18 Feb 2025
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To Tame A Monster by tonycries
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
29 Jan 2026
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“Just a small initiation, nothing too serious.”
Couldn’t be too hard, right? So why are you - the all-new frat sweetheart - being pinned to the bed and stuffed full from all ends by your frat brothers?
+ More heinous JJK smut fics and headcanons from my Tumblr that make my ancestors look down in shame.
LATEST: Dearest gentle reader, it’s a royal affair! This social season we answer the age-long question: can a knight truly love a princess? For amidst the celebrations and pomp of your royal betrothal, rumors circulate that a certain handsome knight, Choso Kamo, already has his eyes (and hands) on you. Is forbidden romance in the air? (Choso x Reader)
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- English
- Words:
- 1,434,674
- Chapters:
- 171/?
- Comments:
- 3,569
- Kudos:
- 8,716
- Bookmarks:
- 1,418
- Hits:
- 782,943
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17 Feb 2025
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House of Alphas by SadisticKiss
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
27 Jan 2026
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Waking up in a world that was not your own was problematic enough. Being the villainess was another. However, the possessive alphas might take the cake.
These are some toxic walking red-flag alphas so be warned.
Disclaimer: Angsty but I ain’t Gege
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 500,432
- Chapters:
- 111/130
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 6,750
- Kudos:
- 10,948
- Bookmarks:
- 1,523
- Hits:
- 661,786
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13 Feb 2025
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Or Are We Dancers by crossingwinter
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
21 Sep 2014
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It had been months of people asking if she’s all right. If she’s over it. If she’s better. She didn’t expect posing naked for an art student’s senior project would be the thing that actually made things almost normal again.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 47,083
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 416
- Kudos:
- 2,697
- Bookmarks:
- 648
- Hits:
- 43,358
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08 Jan 2025
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A Harmless Addiction by rummy_cat
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
29 Jun 2021
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Subtitle: An Ode to Sandor Clegane's Penis
Sansa has a dirty little secret: she is addicted to watching porn, particularly videos posted by a certain H0undX88.
Sandor has a dirty little secret: he is addicted to making porn, particularly of the male solo variety.
Sansa bought a fixer-up lakehouse in Wakefield, NH and is in over her head.
Sandor is a handyman in Wakefield, NH.See where I'm going with this?
GRRM's wonderful and beloved characters + my original (perverse) plot
Fan praise for A Harmless Addiction:
"Literally the best SanSan I've read here. Hilarious, sexy, excellently written..."
"This is the loudest and longest I've laughed in a LONG time!"
"What a total joyride this story is!"
"The dialog in this story is A++"
"This was absolutely one of my favorite modern AUs I have ever read. The dialogue was amazing"
"This fic was super sexy, hilariously funny and heart meltingly sweet."
"I think I am addicted to this fic."
"Stellar, a+ work, I love it, I will be saving it to read it many many times."
"You do sweet dirty perfectly"- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 57,801
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 439
- Kudos:
- 1,458
- Bookmarks:
- 352
- Hits:
- 30,271
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08 Jan 2025
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Placeholder by surveycorpsjean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Nov 2021
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Hitoshi is stuck between a rock and a hard place. Except the rock and the hard place are in love, and Hitoshi still can’t crawl his way out.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,137
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 30
- Comments:
- 691
- Kudos:
- 10,224
- Bookmarks:
- 2,635
- Hits:
- 111,543
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07 Jul 2024
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We Wear Chains on the Weekend by surveycorpsjean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Aug 2020
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Well, in a day of revelations, it turns out that Izuku isn't as vanilla as Katsuki previously thought. Unfortunately, that fascinating discovery is overshadowed by Izuku's dumbassery, because he has zero concept of aftercare.
"Don't go to anyone else," Katsuki says, because screw it. He can do a better job anyways.
Or; Katsuki finds Izuku on a bad drop.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,088
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 95
- Comments:
- 1,214
- Kudos:
- 31,883
- Bookmarks:
- 7,037
- Hits:
- 501,343
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05 Jul 2024
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the scientific method by capncapnk
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Nov 2018
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Izuku likes to think that he’s a perfectly normal, healthy person.
As much as he squirms in discomfort about how brazenly some of the boys talk about sex or porn or any other related topic, he’s not exactly innocent in having his own lewd searches that needed a good delete-history scrub from time to time.
But this is...different, he thinks.
Dacryphilia.
What a gross sounding word.
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In which Izuku goes on a research quest to nip a weird discovery in the bud
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,831
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 33
- Comments:
- 334
- Kudos:
- 10,750
- Bookmarks:
- 2,584
- Hits:
- 134,190
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04 Jul 2024
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A Cure For Boredom by emmagrant01
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
28 Mar 2012
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They'd never talked about sex in the year they'd known each other. Well, that wasn't quite correct: Sherlock had never said a word about sex; John had bemoaned his personal dearth of it on many occasions.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 81,665
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 18
- Comments:
- 1,837
- Kudos:
- 18,002
- Bookmarks:
- 6,893
- Hits:
- 914,464
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26 Jun 2024
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'Richie, the absolute fucking asshole, had picked up his goddamn phone when he was buried deep inside Eddie’s guts, and said, “Hey, Pete!” like Eddie wasn’t currently seeing fucking stars beneath him.
Eddie had frozen, hissed, “What are you doing?” and Richie had given him this look which Eddie, stupidly, had taken to mean, I will get rid of him and then we can get back to the more important business of rendering you incapable of walking or sitting down for the next 24 hours.
Only - Richie hadn’t done that.'
Richie gets a phone call halfway through sex and proceeds to wreck Eddie's shit regardless.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,918
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 56
- Kudos:
- 1,878
- Bookmarks:
- 357
- Hits:
- 20,990
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21 Jan 2024
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You're hot when you're mad by miraculousemily47
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 May 2021
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On one of Bakugou's bad days, he slips up and snaps at Midoriya. To his surprise, Midoriya snaps right back, demanding an apology. And Katsuki... likes it?
Alternatively: Katsuki realizes he gets horny when Izuku is mad at him
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- Part 9 of miraculousemily's BakuDeku oneshots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,240
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 34
- Comments:
- 95
- Kudos:
- 11,835
- Bookmarks:
- 1,773
- Hits:
- 189,951
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31 Dec 2023
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Checklists and Promises by crossingwinter
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
31 Dec 2020
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She looked back at the photograph attached to the top of the email. He wasn’t conventionally handsome but there was something compelling about his eyes. And his lips—they were definitely dick-sucking lips, plush, and red. She could have fun with those lips. But his eyes…
Kylo, 29, ten years experience as a sub, references upon request.
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Rey's new to being a Domme, and when she comes across Kylo's sub profile, she worries she doesn't have enough experience for him. Kylo has ten years of experience subbing, after all. Soon enough, though, it's clear that even if she's something Kylo wants, she might also be someone that he needs.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 55,422
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 644
- Kudos:
- 1,516
- Bookmarks:
- 368
- Hits:
- 31,403
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24 Sep 2023
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Glitter Bomb by saabi for BornDead
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Aug 2021
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Eijirou’s plan after finishing grad school is to move to a different city. Move away and move on.
With a car full of necessities, some sentimental keepsakes, and a whole lot of feelings he might never get off his chest.
Well, that was the plan.
Until Katsuki shows up to his farewell party — suddenly single and wearing that.
Katsuki takes a risk with a crop top that says break my hole not my heart, which just might be what it takes for Eijirou to finally admit what he wants.
That and a whole lot of glitter.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,240
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 45
- Kudos:
- 2,666
- Bookmarks:
- 540
- Hits:
- 38,330
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20 Sep 2021
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Martin is the proprietor and manager of a very discrete and fairly exclusive brothel situated between Belgravia and Chelsea. Blackwood House excels at special requests and pleasing any client.
Except for Jon, who probably has never been pleased a day in his entire life.
Despite that, he still comes back. It eventually begs the question: how do you solve a problem like Jon Sims?
25/9/2020: now with epilogue
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 52,899
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 552
- Kudos:
- 4,077
- Bookmarks:
- 848
- Hits:
- 54,682
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31 Aug 2021
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rich. 25. i can be your angle 😇... or yuor devil 😈
Edward. 38. Please don’t call me daddy.
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Richie’s a struggling standup comedian slash bartender with a side hustle of sexting rich guys for cash. Eddie is recently divorced, recently out, and reluctant to dive into either the dating or hookup scene. He decides to give Sugr, a 'dating app with no commitment', a shot.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 90,222
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 756
- Kudos:
- 2,261
- Bookmarks:
- 533
- Hits:
- 47,892
Bookmarked by deadpan
29 Mar 2021