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Twenty years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the Malfoy family's association with Voldemort has made them social outcasts. Hermione has only seen Draco a handful of times since their school days, but he looks exhausted when she notices him in the lobby of a hotel during a charity gala. Days later, she still can't seem to forget about the way he looked that night. After hearing a rumor that he or his father might be seriously ill, she starts investigating in her free time. It leads to the discovery of a problem impacting former Death Eaters, and a coverup that seems to be coming from high up in the Ministry of Magic. Slow-burn romance with shameless flirting, a side of plot, and a cherry of smut on top. HEA guaranteed.
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19 Mar 2024
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The war was over.
Or at least that’s what the papers said.
They’d been saying it, for months, as if people needed reminding.
Maybe they did.
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In which Harry and Draco both run away from their pasts and conveniently choose to hide in the same tiny American town.
It's super.
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- 29/29
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19 Feb 2024
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Before his third year of Hogwarts has even begun, Harry faces three whole weeks of unsupervised time in Diagon Alley. In that time he takes a trip to Gringotts - and that changes everything.
Burdened with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic, and manipulating far more than he ever thought possible, Harry doesn't know who he can trust; but he knows he can't keep going that way. There's a whole world of lore and politics and history to catch up on, and the more he learns, the more Harry realises his true place in the world, and how much is being kept hidden from him. All the while, Dumbledore's twinkling eyes are constantly watching, and Harry can't let on how much he knows.
With help from unexpected places, Harry starts on a journey to end the war, and reshape the wizarding world. With how much he looks like James Potter, people have forgotten one important thing about him - he is Lily Evans' son, and she was one hell of a witch.
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- 109/109
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27 Jul 2023
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“Oh Jean,” said Renee, smiling gently. It was the Exy Christmas banquet, and Jean had just subjected her to a ten-minute rant about Jeremy Sunshine-Shitting Knox. “You are smitten.”
Jean spluttered on his drink. “I—what? No! Were you not listening? I told you I hated him!”
“You’re trying to hate him. There’s a difference. If you didn’t care about him, you wouldn’t be trying at all.”
Jean Moreau and Jeremy Knox are, without a doubt, woefully incompatible. Jean is still picking up the pieces of himself after the trauma of the Ravens’ Nest, while Jeremy Knox is out there living his infuriatingly happy, perfect life. At least, this is what Jean thinks, until one day he catches Jeremy with his guard down. Perhaps they have more in common than he realised.
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- 6/6
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03 Jun 2023
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There’s a lot that Jean doesn’t understand. How to ‘let go of the small things, man,’ according to his roommate. Relationships. Tv. Sitting beneath the sky in order to do nothing.
Still, he’s found a new project he thinks he’d like to work on.
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in which Jean works out how to ask someone out, and does it - sortof
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25 Mar 2023
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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- 36/36
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16 Mar 2023
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Andrew and the Idiotic, Thirsty, Ill-advised, Very Off-Limits Crush on his College Roommate's Younger Brother.
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- 12/12
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13 Feb 2023
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Written on the Heart by who_la_hoop for noeon (noe)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2016
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Harry doesn’t mind that so many Slytherins from his year have returned to finish their NEWTs, really he doesn’t. It’s just – do they have to be so friendly? He’s not prejudiced, really he’s not. It’s just – they’ve got to be up to something, right? Unnerved by the attention he’s attracting from everyone – the Slytherins are the least of it, to be fair – and struggling with a raft of changes to Hogwarts itself, Harry wishes he could be happy that one constant remains: Draco Malfoy really fucking hates him.
When he’s hit by an illegal love-spell though, Harry finds he has more to worry about than whether or not Blaise Zabini actually wants to be his friend. For if everyone affected has been blessed – or cursed, by the look on Malfoy’s face – with a magical tattoo revealing the name of their soulmate, what does it mean that Harry’s skin remains completely bare?
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03 Jan 2023
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Draco Malfoy struggles with changed fortunes, shifted alliances, an ugly war, and an unusual spell, with the help of a concerned professor, an insightful house-elf, and an unexpected Gryffindor friend.
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- Part 1 of A Thousand Beautiful Things Universe
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- English
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- 104,553
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- 2/2
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- 4
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- 353
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25 Dec 2022
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It Came From Planet Slut by LockedTombMemes
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
23 Nov 2021
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Well. Evidently going undercover to an Idan society fling in order to deliver a message to a high-profile BoE agent was a tits-out kind of look.
**NOW UPDATED** with Spotify playlist link and bonus image at the end!
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27 Feb 2022
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A Minyard That Makes Shitty Robots by orphan_account
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
18 Jul 2020
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Andrew should never listen to Bee's advice. Or maybe he should always listen to Bee's advice.
Anyway. At her prompting, he makes a YouTube channel to direct his manic energy into. It doesn't help that he only features his shitty, shitty, robots.
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- Part 7 of fx's writing
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- 11,231
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- 2/2
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27 Feb 2022
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i bully elias in these. fuck you elias.
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17 Oct 2021
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There's a 15th Fear, and it's Teenagers by same_asiteverwas for ehlihr
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Aug 2020
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What if Jonah didn't ruin everything? Didn't send the end of everything statement? What do Jon and Martin do now? Get a job, I guess. A teaching job, for Jon, though it was hardly his first pick. But sometimes your boyfriend looks *really* excited when he suggests it, and I mean, you know literally everything. It can't be that bad, right? Right?
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- 26,140
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- 14/14
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03 Oct 2021
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Learning To Feel (When You've Forgotten How) by thegirlwiththeprettybrowneyes
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
21 Apr 2019
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On the night before his first day of therapy at Easthaven, Andrew blows out his legs and decides he isn't going to bury his feelings anymore, consequences be damned. In return, he gets a schedule change, and a very strange new therapist.
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"Doesn't mean I wouldn't blow you," Andrew finished, looking anywhere but at Neil's face.
Neil looked like he had just realized the sky was blue. "You like me,"
Andrew sighed. "Yeah," he said, resigned "Yeah, Neil, I like you,"
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No Proust AU- Language:
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29 May 2021
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Shield for a Heart by neilskey (spellitwithyourpeas)
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
07 Feb 2017
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“It’s your choice, but you’re rotting away in here, Jean and no matter what she says, you can’t live in Abby’s spare bedroom forever. Time to start fighting again.”
Kevin’s hard and commanding tone was no surprise. The softness had been beaten out of him around the same time as Jean.
“What if I don’t want to anymore?”
Maybe it was because he had been half hidden in shadows-Jean had kept the shades drawn, but light still seeped in the cracks- but Jean thought he had seen something akin to understanding paint Kevin’s cool expression.
“He’s gone. You survived. Play or don’t, it’s up to you, but you need to get out of this fucking house.”
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Jean's first year at USC. Jeremy falls hard, Jean comes around eventually. -
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The war against Voldemort was over, but Harry's battle to become someone more than the Boy Who Lived was just beginning. He disappeared, leaving only a note behind. Now, ten years later Harry has decided it's time to go home.
But the world he left has changed and so have his friends... And Malfoy's a Healer...things really are different.
Buckle up - the ride might get bumpy.- Language:
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05 Feb 2021
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When the animals around Hogwarts become ill, Hagrid calls on the one person he hopes will help them all survive.
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04 Feb 2021
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It seems almost inevitable now that Malfoy was destined to be part of his life. (It's now to figure out what way that will be.)
A few years after the War, Harry is running a Wizarding Securities company, and Draco finds himself in need of some additional safety.
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04 Feb 2021
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AU of PoA. Harry wakes in the night to a voice calling him from somewhere in the castle—and when he follows it, everything changes. Updated every Friday.
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Beginning with Draco's unexpected arrival at the Dursleys, Harry's summer after sixth year becomes filled with activity and many secrets. As his summer progresses, Harry generates several unexpected allies as he finds himself actively becoming the leader of the Light side. H/D post-HBP ~~Complete~~