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It’s My Party and I’ll Play DnD if I Want To by drollicpixie
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022)
23 Aug 2025
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The Wednesday (Season 1-ish) Dungeons and Dragons crossover no one asked for. Well, maybe someone asked for it..
“I am a dark elf, a Drow. I have gray skin and pale white hair, which I wear in two braids,” she glanced around the table defiantly to see if anyone would say anything. No one did. “I wear a long black cloak and carry a black twisted staff. I am drinking a glass of wine. You can see that my fingernails are long and black and filed into sharp points. But that’s all I suppose you could see from your table.”
“Percifer is really into her look.”
Enid sighed.
Kent chimed in, “Kent Sexypants is also really into her look. But wants to know if there are any other hot people in the tavern.”
…There’s always one in every adventuring party. It’s Eugene’s birthday and the gang gather to play Dungeons and Dragons in his honor. The story moves between past tense party and present tense adventure - two story lines moving along together. You don’t need to know how to play or love Dungeons and Dragons to read :)
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I Knew Her Smile in an Instant, I Knew the Curve of Her Face by drollicpixie
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
01 Jul 2025
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If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain…
Then I’m the love that you’ve looked for, come with me and escape.Post Canon (picks up in and continues from 2x9 - The Dirt Under Your Nails)
Her fingers run along the side of his face, her thumb brushes his chin, and she ruffles his hair. He can’t remember her name, or his for that matter, but he knows he likes her, likes her touch. He leans into it like a cat being stroked at supper time.
“It’s time for your medicine,” she grimaces and cocks her head. He shakes his in return. No, thank you.
He wishes for the millionth time that he could speak. She tells him soon.
“You were always such a baby about it,” she grins. “Somethings never change, huh?”
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“I certainly ain’t selling it for a pie and a pint, Mister.”
“Ren.”
She cocked a brow.
“Mr. Ren,” he supplied.
“I’m not buying you the pie or the pint in hopes of getting it in your cunt, Rey.”
Or the Victorian Pornography AU that no one asked for.
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Sequel to Work All Night on a Drink of Rum but rated explicit for all of the reasons tagged so I have made this Part 2 of a series versus Chapter 2 of that fic. Please read that before you read this.
The Juice truly is loose in this. And it’s disturbing.
He snorted, rolled his eyes, “So are we doing this or what?” And grabbed his crotch.
“Ew, I would never!” Her lip curled as she went on, “We are absolutely not doing this.” But her stomach fluttered, clenched.Series
- Part 2 of Work All Night on a Drink of Rum
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This is a story of dead boy meets living girl. Asking, what if Jeremy had simply been a sad, lonely ghost with sociopathic tendencies who met a girl who was tired of life.
He took in the smattering of freckles on Astrid’s nose, her cheeks, the petulant way her mouth set into a frown, did he want to leave? Because for twenty-three years, five months, and four days, he had. And suddenly, he could wait a little while?
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When a jilted ghost seeks revenge on her former lover and his supposed child bride more than one (living and dead) person’s world will be flipped upside down. Lydia Deetz will finally have to stare into the face of her past, something she has avoided for decades. But it may be the only way to rescue her daughter.
This was written before Beetlejuice Beetlejuice was released based on trailers alone. Multi chapter fic (I think).
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Romance, While in the Wild Wood I Did Lie by drollicpixie
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), Addams Family - All Media Types
07 Apr 2024
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“And how would you want someone to ask you to the Dark Prom, you know, if they were going to?”
“I would hope that they would ask with their heart on a platter. Still bleeding.”
“Of course.”
With the end of the semester comes the Dark Prom and perhaps Wednesday and Xavier aren’t immune to all of enthusiasm around the event.
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- Part 6 of Rare and Radiant Maiden - One Shots
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This is my take on Season 2. I doubt it is or will be in anyway accurate but it’s fun. Nothing and no one is quite right second term at Nevermore. The incident with Laurel Gates and Crackstone has left so much broken and not just the school itself but the people. And they say, the road to hell is paved with good intentions. So when someone arrives to “help” the student body things really go off the rails. Will Wednesday’s detective skills serve her in this case or is it time to ask for help in the form of her brother, Thing, and Eugene Ottinger? Not exactly the first people you would call in a crisis.
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Work All Night on a Drink of Rum by drollicpixie
Fandoms: Beetlejuice (1988), Beetlejuice - All Media Types
23 Mar 2024
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With the death of her father Lydia Deetz returned to the family home, her sullen daughter in tow. It wasn’t until Astrid unveiled the model in the attic that it all went to hell though. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice… Beetlejuice.
“Oh my god,” she groaned in disgust, “please stop saying wife! Or bride! We were never actually married!”
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- Part 1 of Work All Night on a Drink of Rum
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If Nevermore was simply an exclusive boarding school for Outcasts; no Hyde, no mystery, no murders, no subterfuge. Just a bunch of rich kids with abilities and very little adult oversight doing whatever they desire…
“Then just, get drunk, and hang out, and ignore him while I make Ajax fall madly in love with me.”
“You know that involves more than just sticking some boy’s dick down your throat, correct?”
“Yes,” her roommate rolled her eyes. “But giving a quality blowjob never hurts either,” she grinned, dropping into a small curtsy.
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Talks Upon Practical Subjects by drollicpixie
Fandoms: Little Women (2019 Movie - Gerwig)
16 Jul 2023
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When, one warm summer morning, Jo March overhears that a Mrs. Spittleforth is pregnant with her husband off fighting for the Union Army, she is left with a myriad of questions. One being, how indeed did a wife become pregnant without a husband? There is no one she can think to put the question to beside her best friend, Teddy, leading to an afternoon of embarrassed stammering and healthy exploration.
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“Sometimes it happens that a black cat lets you pass in front of it.“ - Unknown
In the year 1233 Pope Gregory IX issued a papal bull linking cats to satanic worship and witchcraft. Throughout the following hundred years cats were subsequently distrusted and their populations purged throughout much of Europe. Some scholars believe this directly lead to the rise of The Black Death there, which ultimately killed half of the continent’s population.
Wednesday sees fit to rescue and take in a cat that crosses her path and Xavier discovers that he is, in fact, a cat person.
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- Part 5 of Rare and Radiant Maiden - One Shots
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Shopping in town leads to Wednesday being accused of buying a “Murder Kit”, which Xavier laughs at but she finds absolutely ridiculous.
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- Part 4 of Rare and Radiant Maiden - One Shots
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Funerals were supposed to be miserable, so why was she not enjoying herself?
A game of hide and seek.
The Throwback Thursday of fics. Young Wednesday Addams meets young Xavier Thorpe.
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- Part 3 of Rare and Radiant Maiden - One Shots
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His first clue that something was wrong was the snood.
As Xavier entered their alchemy class Wednesday was seated at their usual table but along with her uniform she had the black snood, the replacement Enid had made her, over her head.
“Oh shit, are you sick?”
“I do not get sick.”
He rolled his eyes. Typical.
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- Part 2 of Rare and Radiant Maiden - One Shots
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Returning to school after a prolonged break is never easy. An afternoon tryst in the custodial cupboard might improve things.
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- Part 1 of Rare and Radiant Maiden - One Shots
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When Wednesday Addams, sated and crashed out next to him in bed, in his Manhattan apartment, invited him to her house for her family’s annual solstice seance Xavier had been thrilled. But once there, in the Addams’ family manse, he realized he had never been so out of his element, and terrified, in all of his life. And Wednesday wasn’t making it better. At all.
Part II of For the Rare and Radiant Maiden. If you haven’t read that series you might be confused about this one.
Xavier Thorpe POV. Dark, but now confused and utterly out of his element, Xavier Thorpe.
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It was a prank. A stupid prank.
With the arrival of Wednesday Addams at Nevermore, the lives of her fellow students will never be the same, none more so than Xavier Thorpe.
Murder, misanthropy, and falling in love.
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If Nevermore was Disney World - Or, how Wednesday Addams’ befriended a pink haired werewolf, worked in The Haunted Mansion, and met a boy she couldn't decide if she loathed or loved. It’s hard to be a macabre loner with an allergy to color in the “happiest place on earth”. Rarely had Morticia and Gomez Addams found a way to torture their only daughter so well. AU - Crack treated seriously.
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Xavier Thorpe didn’t exactly expect Wednesday to use the cell phone he purchased for her. It was a ridiculous idea, a whim, a fancy. But something had compelled him to try. So, it was with some shock, two weeks into their break from Nevermore, that Xavier’s phone buzzed on his nightstand.
In which, Wednesday discovers her cell phone camera, though only filtered through a black and white lens and Xavier finds himself even more under her spell as a darker side of him begins to seep through his well maintained facade.
Xavier Thorpe POV
I’ve been toying with this darker idea of Xavier since Ajax’s line, “Bro’s got a darker side most people don’t see..”
This story is now rated Explicit. First three chapters are Mature. Please note the new tags.