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based on this tumblr post
"A Statistics teacher in Gotham makes a graph comparing times when Bruce Wayne goes on long vacations with times Batman gets beaten up really badly by villains to illustrate to his class how correlation does not equal causation."
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- Part 1 of Living With Your Secret Identity (one shots)
- Part 1 of College Disaster
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- English
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- 8,751
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02 Sep 2026
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Keep it Simple: A Highly Biased Podfic Guide For Absolute Beginners by GoLBMeta (GodOfLaundryBaskets)
Fandoms: podfic - Fandom
20 Oct 2022
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This guide is aimed at beginners with the intention of trying to break down the process so it is less overwhelming. It is, as all guides are, highly biased to what worked for me when I was starting out. If you find it doesn't work for you, I absolutely recommend trying out one of the many different guides out there!
My number one recommendation is: just go for it! Things are less complicated than you think. There are a hundred of extra bells and whistles you can start adding on once you're ready, but try and keep it dead simple for your first one.
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02 Sep 2026
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Shadowscribble's art by Anonymous for pomeloquat
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
15 Oct 2025
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The art mentioned in ship-to-ship combat by pomeloquat
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01 Sep 2026
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Gimli's journey with Legolas started in the forest of Lorien and went all the way to the sea.
This story is written as a series of drabbles and double-drabbles that highlight important (and sometimes less important) moments in their life together.
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23 Aug 2026
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Gimli, Lord of Aglarond, hasn't seen his friend Legolas of Ithilien for eight years—but the image of his unclothed body and a memory of withdrawn intimacy has been imprinted on his mind ever since. Determined to accept his friend’s rejection, it has taken every ounce of his iron control to keep his distance.
Now Legolas has asked him for his company on a journey to the Grey Havens, and in honor of their old friendship, Gimli determines to aid him without letting his feelings get in the way. But his body and heart refuse to listen to his urgings, and over the course of a journey, those feelings only grow stronger.
And perhaps, in the end, the strength of his care will be enough to save them both.
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23 Aug 2026
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The Better Part of Valor by Roselightfairy for The_Dwelf
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 Aug 2021
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Gimli’s friendship with Legolas is accepted if disliked; his reverence for Galadriel understood if mistrusted . . . but there is only so much liberty a lord of a new dwarven colony may be allowed. In a world unforgiving of the depth of their love, the only thing Gimli can think to do is deny it, even if that means breaking both of their hearts.
Or so he thinks. But when he sees the depth of his friend’s heartbreak, he knows some other solution must be found instead.
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- English
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23 Aug 2026
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Mithril in his Beard by determamfidd for , scarletjedi, Kooriicolada
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
20 Sep 2016
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Legolas knew Gimli’s body as well as his own, and he knew when it was subtly different. An immortal Elf never changes, and the workings of time upon his lover were a marvel to him. It fascinated him. It enchanted him. How could one person be made of such endless, enthralling variety?
Now, he only had to convince Gimli of such.
(Easier to convince the moon.)
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23 Aug 2026
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Bowstrings of the Heart by amyfortuna (elwinfortuna)
Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
30 Jun 2016
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Gimli learns why the Lady Galadriel gave him three strands of hair, but Legolas has his own reasons for explaining this.
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- Part 4 of 2016 Season of Kink (Card 1)
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22 Aug 2026
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In All The Wide, Wide World by RaisingCaiin
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
09 Jul 2017
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Following the War of the Ring, Gimli has questions.
This does not necessarily mean that anyone can offer him answers.
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22 Aug 2026
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When Gerda falls prey to the demands of her flesh while on campaign, General Agris knows where his duty lies. He does not hesitate to offer up his life in service of the queen.
The gods set a higher price.
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19 Aug 2026
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Raylie did not ask for the burden of her particular gifts and talents. Nor did she ask for the unwavering vigilance of her bodyguard. They just are, like rocks and trees and starlight, and she has learned to abide with them both.
But if she were ever compelled to choose between them, she knows which one she'd keep.
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19 Aug 2026
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Helgar will tell the conquered citizens that her coming is the will of the gods.
Pia cannot imagine the gods could be so cruel.
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19 Aug 2026
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12 lined images for printing and colouring! More additions happen occasionally.
Use the download link, after the preview images, for printer-friendly resolution .png files.
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- Part 1 of Downloadable Art
- Part 4 of Tobirama and the Menagerie (yes, Madara counts)
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16 Aug 2026
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“So… you really are applying for a sabbatical to run around the elemental nations as an, ahem, horny civilian?” Shikaku leafs through the papers, looking with despair at the perfectly neat penmanship. The annoyance of everyone in his life (including Gai) thinking he should be doing literally anything with his life except ANBU has dulled, so he can enjoy their flabbergasted looks when he decides to do something stupid.
This is a deeply, horribly, stupid idea. Kakashi knows this. However, Kakashi is also nineteen, and thus allowed to do stupid things like fucking his way across the Elemental Nations.
(It might even have worked, if he hadn't accidentally-on-purpose seduced the Shadow Mizukage.)
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- Part 5 of kakashi bits
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12 Aug 2026
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I could teach you, but I'd have to charge by sporkmetender
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
06 Nov 2025
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Rumi is still not a hundred percent sure why she agreed to this objectively ridiculous “tutoring” session.
When it comes down to it, she thinks she's mainly doing this for Zoey, because Zoey is the only kind, genuine person at this whole damn school, and Rumi wants to help her. Zoey is absolutely hopeless with boys, and she needs help with her confidence before she tries to date one. Rumi sort of…didn’t mention the fact that all her own experience is with girls, but she’s pretty sure Zoey already knows. Kissing is a gender-neutral skill anyway, and Mira is going to handle the other part (thank god).
It’s definitely not because Mira made intense eye contact with her in the bathroom mirror last week while applying lipstick way too slowly. Or because of that time Mira coolly demolished the boy who was trying to score points by talking shit about Rumi at lunch.
Nope, it’s definitely not any of that. Rumi just wants to be a good friend to Zoey. A best friend. A friend who has never once been paralyzed by the desire to find and kiss every single one of Zoey’s freckles.
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11 Aug 2026
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After six weeks of being run ragged chasing down demons that lingered after the creation of the new Honmoon, the girls are tired, slow, and not at their best. Which is how Rumi ends up getting bitten by a new kind of demon, whose venom has a powerful and dangerous effect on her.
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It takes a demon bite, but Rumi finally gets railed by her girls like she deserves.
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11 Aug 2026
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Pyroclastic Speedrun universe and the associated fallout from one particularly speedy lad.
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11 Aug 2026
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Shisui wakes up in a forest.
This is concerning, since he wasn't supposed to wake up at all. Other concerning news includes an eye-stealing village elder still lurking in the shadows of Konoha, and a clan compound that has not been scrubbed enough to hide old blood, ghosts, and bones. Long-term survival seems to lie on the other end of insurmountable odds. Shisui does the math. He counts out his luck like it's made of pocket change and realizes that he has roughly a week before Danzo manages to kill him again. That's only seven days to fix everything.
It's time to speedrun a fix-it.
(I will be updating this fic with real time pacing. If Shisui is awake and stumbling his way through an attempt at fixing the nonsense he was an accidental catalyst for, a daily chapter will be posted. This will continue until he succeeds or fails through November)
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- Part 1 of Basaltic, Andesitic, Rhyolitic
- Language:
- English
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- 89,376
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- 11/11
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11 Aug 2026
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the cannibalism is a non-issue, we have other problems, alright? by MayAllLightShineInTheHeart
Fandoms: Naruto
22 Dec 2022
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Problems Minato did not expect to have that morning, or indeed, when he became a ninja in the first place #1: that is most definitely his youngest student, sitting in a pool of blood, sobbing whilst he rips chunks off flesh - from his father's still-warm corpse, what the fuck - and eats them.
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Minato is having a really, really bad day.
And apparently the cannibalism isn't even the main problem he's meant to be dealing with today.Bookmarked by eldritchscissors
10 Aug 2026
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Sakura dies on October 10th with green eyes that slowly lose their shine and bright pink hair that turns dark with blood. Then Sakura is born on January 12th with dark blue eyes that get lighter and lighter and red hair so dark it looks black more often than not.
She doesn't know it immediately, but she's a child reborn and time is reborn with her. It's time for a change, and Sakura will do all she can to bring it - for one reason or another. She's a woman reborn, and she's already died once before. What more does she have to fear?
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- 68,952
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- 27/27
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09 Aug 2026