emmyrambles
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‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all throughout the house
Only one creature was stirring, a young Eric with much doubt;
As he had no gift to give for the one he held dear,
And it was certain to end their love’s cheer;
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or, Cartman and Kyle don't have gifts for each other and come up with the best gift of all
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Was it cliché to be turned into a vampire, at a Halloween party, on Halloween, while dressed like a vampire? (Not to mention, by some other guy dressed like a vampire.)
Well, it happened to Kyle.
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Falling in love with Eric Cartman was a lot like falling in snow. At first, falling is… exhilarating. The impact leaves you without your breath, and then…
You're laying in the snow.
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or, heidi's reactions to kyman getting together (lowkey a charchter study on heidi)
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- Part 1 of with everything i have - heidi fics
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"I trust you with everything that I have."
or, a collection of fics that explore Heidi Turner and her relationships, ideals, feelings, and decisions. a charachter analysis :)
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Eric Cartman and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Thanksgiving Day by TheStrangerWhoWrites
Fandoms: South Park
28 Nov 2025
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Eric believed it was just another thing they both understood silently. Kyle never questioned him too much about his nightmares; he had yet to bring up saving him from Snooki since it happened. The chubby man had planned to go the rest of his life without fully explaining to his partner all of the times he had been assaulted.
However, like many of his plans, it failed
(Please read the notes for a content warning.)
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- Part 2 of Kyman has infected my brain.
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Kyle and Cartman get cast in the leading roles in South Park High's production of Romeo and Juliet - much to their horror. But can they convincingly portray the iconic star-crossed lovers? More importantly, can they make it through the play without catching feelings for each other?
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Jealousy every time Cartman took Princess Kenny’s bare hand without a second thought and overlooked his when he offered it. Jealousy of how, in his own way, he congratulated Paladin Butters with a strong slap on his exposed shoulders. Even Ranger Marshwalker received the same friendly treatment the last time they saw each other, getting a firm handshake from the Grand Wizard—yet now, suddenly, he’s not worthy of it?
The High Elf King has a tiny revelation about the Grand Wizard King
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15 Nov 2025
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and when we find out what's wrong with me, could you tell me how i'm right for you? by stillnotquiteawakeyet
Fandoms: South Park
11 Feb 2024
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While hiking across the state of New York, Kyle and Cartman finally address the elephant in the room.
('elephant', as in gay feelings for one another)
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The other issue with the parties, Kyle finds, is that they’re often just too goddamn boring. They’re all the same formula. People get drunk, they pull out the games, people hook up, pass out, and then it’s all over social media. And it’s not like the people who hook up with each other ever change it up, no, it’s always the same damn couples. Stan and Wendy are notorious for this. Others include Clyde and Bebe, and Tweek and Kenny. It’s predictable, like reading the final page of the book when you’re really only halfway through.
Perhaps that’s why Kyle is smoking tonight. Usually he only indulges in some drinks, but being plagued by the impending predictability of the evening caused him to want to do something different. He also usually doesn’t escape this far, only going just outside onto the deck or against the side of the house.
It is peaceful, though.
He hears the crunching of twigs and leaves.
Well, it was good while it lasted.
(In which Kyle is tired of the same, old, formulaic, day-to-day shit, and Eric has to remind him that he's the one behind the wheel)