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With All The Subtlety of a Falling Piano by blanklier, ThatOnePlatypus
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Aug 2026
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His boobs bounced with the motion. Shen Yuan couldn’t help but look at them, morbidly entranced.
That was just not how physics worked. What were they made of, rubber? And were they- no, surely not. But it did look like-
“Dude, my eyes are up here,” Xiang Fei said.
“Are they bigger?” Shen Yuan asked suspiciously.
“My eyes? No,” Xiang Fei said.
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After a failed transmigration due to a faulty system, Shen Yuan and Xiang Fei decide that the only way to survive a late game PIDW world is by using the ancestral wisdom of 'a flower hiding in a field' - aka. disguising themselves as women, and hiding in Luo Binghe's harem. Between the other Shen Qingqiu running around, the insane harem drama, and the still deeply-broken system, it was all going to be just fine.
...Right?
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30 Aug 2026
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love and affection and the many feats of stupidity between the two by Mixelation
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
30 Aug 2026
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Karin wakes up one day in the Founder's Era. Every aspect of this situation is terrible, and then she ends up in the Uchiha compound. Pro: Izuna is exactly her type! Con: Madara. Just... just everything about him.
And then, through a comedy of errors she can't even begin to explain to a sane mind, she and Madara end up... engaged...?
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18 Aug 2026
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17 Aug 2026
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A failed novelist from our world with no knowledge of Naruto reincarnates into the body of a Kyuubi orphan. Thrust into a terrifying and unfamiliar world, Atsuko is content to languish in mediocrity as a career genin.
Bored, she spends her spare time rewriting stories from her old world - only for a publisher to snatch them up. Atsuko becomes a best-selling author built on a throne of lies. Good thing there's no such thing as copyright law in a military dictatorship...?
In which Atsuko shamelessly rips off the Western Literary Canon, is frog-marched into Konoha’s Intelligence division to become a spy, and accidentally steals Jiraiya's thunder. Not necessarily in that order.
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15 Aug 2026
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Penny for your thoughts but a dollar for your insight by a_waste_of_time_and_hot_glue
Fandoms: Boruto: Naruto Next Generations
21 Mar 2019
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Well, seeing as they were stuck with being the new Team 7 for all foreseeable eternity, Sarada might as well get to know Mitsuki and become better friends with him! Or they could just make fun of Boruto all day together, that would work too.
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14 Aug 2026
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A little yellow-haired boy saves Sakura from the bullies. And everything changes.
Updates sporadically.
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24 Jul 2026
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For every rising star that the shinobi world produces, a hundred other geniuses are chewed up and spit out. Seiko crawls out of that grinder, only to find that she still has the rest of her life to face head on.
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23 Jul 2026
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The fics in this series aren't related unless otherwise specified. They're just all the OC/SI/Modern X in Y fics in one place.
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09 Jul 2026
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He wasn't himself, he was broken and they fixed him. It's okay Gamzee. It's all okay now. You were sick.
Putting Gamzee back on the slime and pretending nothing happened doesn't make the problem go away. It just covers it up for a little while, and sooner or later, something's going to give.
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27 Jun 2026
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Your name is JOHN EGBERT, and you are a KINDERGARTEN TEACHER.
(A kindergarten AU fan-adventure with
badly-drawn picturespanels that are works of art and sometimes animated!!)Bookmarked by esotericFool
27 Jun 2026
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After brokering a truce between humanity and the Chimera Ants, the Hunter Association now closely monitors the former Ant King Meruem and his Royal Guard as they acclimate to human society through a "cultural exchange" program overseen by Chairman Netero himself, who tasks the Ants with activities meant to educate them on the intricacies of human life.
To the rest of the Royal Guard, it's a steep cost. But not to Meruem, not if it means staying with her.
A series of unrelated stories exploring a post-rose AU where no one dies and Meruem is determined to uphold the peace treaty, even in the face of Netero's assignments.
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27 Jun 2026
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Years ago, the Midnight Crew were the terror of the Eastern Seaboard. It wasn't an easy life, being English's archenemies, with all the other gangs on their asses half the time and the Feds the other half, but Droog wouldn't have traded it for anything in the god damn world.
Then they got old, and they had kids relying on them.
Nowadays things are pretty quiet, most of the time. English has been dead for years, the Felt cut down in the last gang war, all but the ones who were civilized enough to make a peace with. Crime made them rich enough to live out their days, and they've squirreled themselves and their money and their kids away in Middle America where the Feds will never find them. Not that easy, of course. A life of crime and violence doesn't really prepare you for raising kids, or for how exactly to deal with people who don't think you deserve to exist when you can't hit back without drawing attention to yourselves.
But all things considered, it's a pretty good life.
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15 Jun 2026
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Moments between Boutarou and Shiraishi that maybe mean Something, or maybe Shiraishi is just reading too much into them. He hasn't decided yet. Is Boutarou just an affectionate guy or is there something more here?
very self indulgent, boushira has been consuming my mind for weeks please be nice 2 me
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05 Jun 2026
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Sollux Captor, recently drafted into the Service of Her Imperious Condescension, discovers a secret community of Helmsmen hidden inside the Imperial communications network.
Meanwhile on Alternia, Karkat Vantas is up to his goddamn nook in revolution.
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- Part 2 of One of Our Submarines
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02 Jun 2026
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Karkat Vantas is a 6 sweeps old troll with a secret so big it could shake the very foundations of the Alternian Empire. But now the purrbeast is out of the bag, and the heretics who follow the teachings of his Ancestor rush to send their Messiah to the safety of a planet so distant, it knows nothing of Alternia.
Meanwhile, Karkat hates his life and these stupid old squatters and his ancestor and pretty much everything there ever was in the world of forever. Platonically.
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- Part 3 of Cultstuck
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02 Jun 2026
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A sitcom about completely normal and well-adjusted newlyweds Dirk and Caliborn attempting to make a good impression on their son, Dave, and his boyfriend, Karkat.
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15 May 2026
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Dio Brando Milf Hunter by spageddy
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
23 Feb 2020
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Dio is having trouble finding competent assassins to eliminate the Joestars, so he turns to the dark web for help. Being a century-old vampire, he is unfamiliar with the shady ways of the Internet, and he naively clicks on an advertisement for local milfs who want to fuck. Dio’s identity is stolen, and now he must find and destroy the dastardly milf who did it.
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07 May 2026
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The Tragical History of Eridan Prince of Alternia by Eclaire-de-Lune (RoyalHeather)
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hamlet - Shakespeare
12 May 2013
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Shakespeare's Hamlet, as played by Homestuck characters. Starring Eridan as Hamlet, Vriska as King Claudius, Roxy as Ophelia, and Karkat as that one friend of Hamlet's who everyone seems to forget about.
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- Part 1 of Shakespearestuck
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19 Apr 2026
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CC: stop glubbin to me
-- colloquialCondescension [CC] blocked tonicandGin [TG] --
-- tonicandGin [TG] unblocked colloquialCondescension [CC] --
CC: W)(AT
TG: u aint geftin rid a me TAHT eeasiely
TG: WONKOr: The story of the pale romance that redeems Her Imperious Condescension.
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19 Apr 2026
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Making the best of things, after Conscription.
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- Part 1 of 0k
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19 Apr 2026