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The Reign of the Paladin by ethelmuggs
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017), Archie Comics & Related Fandoms
15 Sep 2025
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These days, Jughead gets more questions about the Paladin case than the comics themselves. A couple years back, some kid at the Times dug up the newspaper records, wrote a retrospective: ‘The East Village Vanishings: 30 Years On’. The somewhat unfortunate photo she chose - of a disheveled, confused-looking Jughead and friends accosted on their way out of the police station, Betty’s eyes piercing the camera lens - ended up plastered across every page fifteen whose editor had taken a shine to their story. Strange as it is, with that kind of early beat generation, vintage charm.
In 1940, the Paladin, created by Jughead Jones and Cheryl Blossom, entered the pages of Lunar Comics. Just another superhero, perhaps, but a string of mysterious disappearances in real life New York begin to rival anything the two could write. -
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Los Angeles, 1987: Carmen is back, Bash is spiralling, Rhonda is growing her hair out. They're all, like, fundamentally unhappy, and they have a wrestling TV channel. What will happen?
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Jughead's Weird Fantasy by ethelmuggs
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017), Archie Comics & Related Fandoms
16 Dec 2020
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"“I’m A Weirdo” by The Lonely Island is playing as we pan around Jughead’s shitty apartment. It’s a complete mess, papers, rubbish and clothes everywhere.
Eventually, we see that he’s asleep on his desk, a battered typewriter next to his head. Conspicuously stupid hatless, he’s wearing a t-shirt and boxers. On the desk, his phone is vibrating with a call from “Betty”. It wakes him up as the lyrics begin, and he starts at the time."
Seven years after the uninterrupted events of 'Killing Mr Honey', Jughead Jones works himself out.
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the potential for photosynthesis by ethelmuggs
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017), Archie Comics & Related Fandoms
29 Aug 2020
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She makes a list in her head of events during which you don’t really have the time to mourn your dead best friends: when you think they’ve ascended to be with a pagan god and you’re waiting to join them, when you’re being periodically fed drugs in a cult nunnery, and let’s not forget when you’re escaping a supposedly dead local serial killer! The latter is also the perfect time to realise you’re a lesbian; staring at the boy who’s saving your life and thinking, “Shit. Dilton was right. That hat is fucking stupid.” The high had entirely worn off back then; it might now be time for some withdrawal symptoms.
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so go ahead and love me while it's still a crime by ethelmuggs
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)
06 Jul 2020
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There really is no point in feeling things. Resentment is pretty good, though, as it goes, and Schadenfreude can get addictive, especially when it’s all-encompassing. Like, self-directed; like, I’m the werewolf and the moon simultaneously, peppered with craters and sprouting claws.
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Unless Explicitly Stated Otherwise by HolyHangnail
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
27 Dec 2018
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PIPER: Do you have any ambrosia?
LEO takes off his backpack and starts digging through it. He pulls out some AXEⓇ BODY SPRAY, a pack of MATCHES, a conveniently sized POCKET AXE, and a SELF HELP BOOK that says “How to Look Ruggedly Handsome” on the cover, and places them all on the seat next to him.
LEO: No.
Bookmarked by ethelmuggs
13 Jun 2023
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wait why did i not bookmark this earlier i thought i had... fanfic hall of fame
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"For her eighth birthday, Dad got her a pony. Shiv had wanted one practically forever, or at least since Katie Weston got one for Christmas a few months prior."
In which Shiv Roy gets a horse, and grows up.
Bookmarked by ethelmuggs
29 Dec 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Bookmarked by ethelmuggs
21 Jun 2021
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Candyman by sandwichgardener
Fandoms: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - All Media Types, Riverdale (TV 2017)
25 Jul 2021
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Following the success of the smash hit tv show Riverdale, the natural progression is to adapt another beloved intellectual property from the mid-20th century: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
The world is on fire with Wonkamania after the golden ticket announcement, but Charlie, a simple boy-next-door, is occupied with getting his family through the day. Dreams are dreams for a reason, after all.
We know how the story goes, but we've never known it quite like this.Now playing: "S1E12 - Almost nearly perfect" in which teens get to be teens and Charlie gets a job offer.
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Bookmarked by ethelmuggs
04 Jun 2021
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"Stan raised his glass. “A toast,” he said. Under the table, Ginsberg’s knee bumped into his. It was only for a second; yet Stan could feel the warmth of it, of him, pressing through his clothes."
Stan and Ginsberg figure each other out. It takes some time.