12 Works by evabeezero
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An alphabet poem about murderous children, obviously inspired by Edward Gorey's "The Gashleycrumb Tinies".
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A big old introduction post for the various characters I post about in my original works.
This will be marked as complete, but I'll still be adding on various characters as the mood hits me.
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Mikey takes Talk Like a Pirate Day a little too far.
Originally posted in March 2006.
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A teenaged Raphael thinks back to memories of an incident between him and Mikey when they were only five. Turns out his younger self had something to teach him.
I originally posted this in September 2015.
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A poem I wrote when I was really bored, waiting for my sister to get back from a band trip. I had the idea of a second hand Children of the Corn, and just ran with it.
I originally posted this in 2004.
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Five little things that Layla did for Omega to show how much she loved him.
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The oh-so-refined vampire Varekai turns out to be a weepy drunk, much to the dismay of his very sober roommate.
This is a gen story between two men. One of those men is 17, but there's nothing romantic/sexual happening.
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Two years after the revolution android fetishists aren't uncommon. But Jerry remembers what the humans used to do to them, they all do and they're tired of being toys.
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The Wizard of Too Many Questions by evabeezero
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
18 Nov 2020
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A Wizard of Oz parody featuring Jerry as Dorothy, Ralph as the Scarecrow, Daniel as the Tin Man and Rupert as the not actually cowardly lion.
Jerry tries to cope with the madness that is Oz, in particular a tin man who wants a heart because he just couldn't stop cutting off his own limbs. This is pure silliness.
The Jerralph is not a major feature in the story, but it is slightly more than implied.
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Every day Rupert likes to spend some time people watching.
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Haikus dealing with various characters from the game Detroit: Become Human. I wrote these last year out of boredom and posted them on my Instagram, so I finally decided to post them here. They range between serious and really dumb.
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Jerry struggles with suddenly feeling less like a "we" and more like an "I". Ralph is there to help.