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    My Soft Wars fanfics, which seem to be ever-expanding...

    It's... in as chronological an order as I think I can manage, anyway; some happen concurrently or are asides to longer works. This will get reordered periodically when a new work needs to get squeezed in.

    What can I say, I like timelines.

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    Merging with a Technodrome has life altering consequences... or more specifically life ending ones. While dying is uncomfortable, awkward, (and a bit of a chore,) the idea of his family continuing on without his technical skills is unbearable. Literally the pineapple on his pizza. The concept is so grating that Donnie will do anything to make sure his family is taken care of once he's gone: Even if it means transplanting another version of himself from another timeline to take up the job opening.

    In Casey's Timeline his Donatello died in an extremely convenient-to-obscure way. A body was never found and his death was never explicitly witnessed. The only reason they know Master Donatello "died" is because his circumstances were "inescapable" but Donnie is sure he can put up some air quotes. Removing this other Donatello from Casey's Timeline wouldn't change the future that has already happened or create a new timeline. So what's the harm in taking someone from a timeline that doesn't need them anymore?

    Or: Donnie needs to replace himself before he dies at the young age of seventeen and Master Donatello becomes the candidate for that endeavor... by force.

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    14 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 85

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    Leo is keeping something from Donnie.

    And that can't be anything other than a challenge now can it?

    Now with Art! 💙

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    07 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    Leo’s first coherent thought after he’s dropped into a puddle is, How?

    How did this happen to him?

    That question never leaves him as he fights to recover and reconnect with his mates.

    Later, as he stands before the highest authority of his kind, fighting for more, he wonders the same thing.

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    06 Oct 2025

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    Vos is a powerful and secretive city, rich in ore, culture, and military might. Depended on for their power by the Prime and Lord High Protector, their ancient religious practices have been allowed to form into their own sect uncontested.

    In the city of spires, a Seeker in their prime is kept underground, without access to air and sky, to eventually go insane and in turn absorb all of Vos's bad fortunes and fears. Beautiful lives depend on the terrible suffering of one, and a blind optic is turned to their fate.

    A "volunteer," they say.

    The current flightless one has not lost his mind, frame suffering with neglect. He waits in illness, missing what was stolen from him and alight with vengeance, for something to change.

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    29 Sep 2025

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    What do you get when you mix an Autobot CMO with a Constructicon's 'die if you want for all I care' attitude? The biggest blowup in medical history.

    When the Decepticons, desperate for somebot who actually knows how to do repairs, kidnap Ratchet, he's fairly sure this is the end. At least until he sees how their medic, Hook, treats patients. With rescue pushed far from his processor, Ratchet sets to teaching the smug perfectionist proper medical procedure by hook or by crook, dragging the rest of his gestalt along with him.

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    28 Sep 2025

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