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  1. Summary

    The story of Starscream's sparklet, her turbulent childhood, and how she and those around her navigate her world (and its secrets). Can also encompass side stories involving either Updraft or others.

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    Soundwave is Megatron's most loyal servant. Every decision he has made in four million years has proved it to their cause. Then something changes.

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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    If a message comes in on Damas's priority channel, he's somewhat resigned to the fact that it will be because Jak has done something unexpected. Usually, it's something that benefits the city and makes him glad he dragged the kid out of the desert. Occasionally, however, it's because there's been an Incident he's going to have to defuse.

    Starting a brawl in the middle of the open-air market, for instance.

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    15 Oct 2025

  2. Rec 29

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    Daxter has a rock-solid ten-year plan: avoid the ire of Sandover Village's curmudgeonly old Sage; wait for his best bud, Jak, to complete his training and become the new Sage; then live in Jak's attic for the rest of his life. He's got this all figured out, and the upcoming visit from some of Haven City's bigwigs isn't going to blow him off course.

    That's what he thinks, anyway. Right up until the bigwigs' armored retinue are arresting Jak for a crime they won't disclose, but he definitely didn't commit.

    It's two years, three months, and twelve days before he sees Jak again, and his buddy's a little... different from how he used to be. The physical differences aside, this Jak doesn't seem interested in collecting bugs and studying medicine. This Jak doesn't seem truly happy unless he's got blood running down his hands. Being the favorite subject of the Minister of Science's experiments can apparently do a number on a guy. But Jak thinks there's a way to change him back, and he's not willing to go home until he finds it.

    Staying in Haven was not part of Daxter's plan - far from it - but for Jak, he'll do it.

    He'll do anything to get his best friend back.

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    14 Oct 2025

  3. Rec 8

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    Straight out of prison, Jak's a mess, and Daxter is not qualified to deal with it. Daxter may also be a bit of a mess himself, but he's definitely not qualified to deal with that. Everything will be fine and nobody will have a mental breakdown about this.

    (In which Daxter tries to deal with things by not dealing with them, and everything is not fine and they have a mental breakdown about it.)

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    12 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    The best tacticians are the patient ones.

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    10 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    "They're Autobots!"

    "So?"

    "So?! This is a Decepticon car wash! We can't have Autobots coming to a Decepticon car wash!"

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    14 Jul 2025

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