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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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- 250,248
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- 30/30
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17 Feb 2026
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It was only supposed to be a mother-daughter holiday. But Rose Weasley is her mother's daughter, and her best friend happens to be Scorpius Malfoy.
“You need to come now,” Hermione whispered. “I think I may be an accessory to kidnapping Draco Malfoy’s son.”
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Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy are on a mission to set up their parents. What better time to parent-trap them together than the week-long Christmas Holiday Hermione has been planning for three months?Series
- Part 1 of Mission T.I.T.S and Other Mischiefs
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- 143,200
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- 25/25
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29 Dec 2025
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When Hermione is assigned to keep tabs on a memory-charmed Draco, she is faced with a decision that could change her life forever.
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- 77,997
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- 23/23
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- 36
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28 Dec 2025
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23 Oct 2023
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The summer after Harry's fourth year would have been much better if just one person in his life had disregarded Professor Dumbledore's instructions to ignore him. And if that person was Hermione Granger? It would have been much, much better.
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- 37,372
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- 7/7
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10 Sep 2023
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Hermione is forced to lead a double life when she agrees to Dumbledore's plan to protect Professor Snape. Follows a (mostly) canonical timeline through books 6 and 7. Warning for student/teacher relationship, though Hermione is of age.
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- English
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- 231,591
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- 48/48
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10 Jun 2023
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"All her growth was the conveying of a corpse of hope."
(From 'The Rainbow', D.H. Lawrence)This is a story about coming into one's own, a meditation on the twilight of girlhood and the violence of crash-landing into womanhood. Follow Hermione as she navigates through the quagmire: Saving the world, getting top grades, falling in love, lust, and a whole lot of trouble, and comes out of it hopefully (at least) partially sane.
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- Part 1 of Here We Go Round The Prickly Pear
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- English
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- 108/108
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14 Feb 2023
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A friendship between seven-year-olds Rose and Scorpius creates an inlet to redemption for Draco, and the chance at a future he never knew he wanted.
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- English
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- 17,962
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- 1/1
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- 15
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- 252
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07 Feb 2023
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Things keep worming their way into Draco's heart and, to be honest, he's sick of it. Or: Draco fosters bunnies to impress a co-worker.
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- 1/1
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06 Dec 2022
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The Healer's Guide To Transfiguration by malpal132
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Mar 2021
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It happens like this:
Hermione is hunched over her desk like some kind of Tolkien goblin, essentially deep-throating three Sambal fish tacos from Del Seoul in a desperate bid to finish a late lunch before her next appointment (she’d rather choke to death than be late) when a light knock on the open door makes her head snap up.
“Dr. Granger?”
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Her previous nonchalance about choking to death vanishes when she sees who’s standing in her door and a piece of fish hunkers down for a long winter in her esophagus.
“Are you--shall I perform the Heimlich?” He asks, face familiar and concerned as he moves a step closer. “I don't think your face should be that shade of purp--”
She cuts him off by vomiting into the trash can.
Airway finally clear, she gulps a few greedy breaths. Her lungs expand and her face burns, and Hermione genuinely wonders if she’s hallucinating. She’s not prone to fantastical thinking even though she’s well acquainted with the fantastic, but...why else would Draco Malfoy be standing in front of her?
Malfoy, on crutches.
Malfoy, handing her a tissue?
Malfoy, but...not.
It’s complicated.
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- Part 1 of Healer's Guide Universe
- Language:
- English
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- 15,686
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 15
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- 538
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15 Oct 2022
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Remember Us As War (but call us forgiveness) by Anyaparadox
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jun 2022
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Following the devastation of the Battle of Hogwarts, The Wizarding Population Growth Act is put into effect. All witches and wizards will be matched with their most compatible partner. Failure to comply will not be tolerated. Survival is key.
Hermione reminds herself of this. Survival. She can fix this, if only she can survive. The war has made this a task she is equipped for. Marrying Draco Malfoy will hardly be the worst thing she's ever endured.
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- Part 1 of Remember Us As War
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- English
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- 168,536
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- 39/39
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02 Oct 2022
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At first, she was shocked. Surprised at her own reactions, and how she found her knickers growing wet after their one-on-one meetings. Then came shame, flaming her cheeks and carving a hollow in her stomach that panged like an empty cauldron.
Why else did she find herself staring at them during meetings, watching his fingers stroke the soft tip of his quill with a burning tightness in her lungs and tension building in her abdomen? Or how, when he used his thumb to spin one of his rings, she felt each stroke between her thighs? When he rapped a knuckle on the table between them, it echoed the stuttered tempo of her own heart, and only then could she force herself to look away.
Draco Malfoy's hands were her most despicable fantasy.
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26 Sep 2022
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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- English
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- 199,548
- Chapters:
- 36/36
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- 207
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- 13,336
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13 Apr 2022
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Christmas Eve, 1998. Hermione Granger appears unexpectedly at the entrance to the Slytherin Common Room, and offers Draco Malfoy a gift.
This small act of goodwill sparks a friendship between them that stretches across three more Christmas Eves and one Christmas Day, as Draco learns to forgive himself and become a man who is, at last, able to accept her love.- Language:
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- 7,258
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 39
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- 1,093
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- 229
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13 Apr 2022
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Astoria Greengrass can’t remember a time when she didn’t know she would one day be a Malfoy. Her entire life has been focused on one thing only: becoming the perfect wife to the scion of Wizarding society’s most prominent Pureblood family. Not even a war can get in the way of that goal—but her fiancé’s feelings for Hermione Granger just might.
On the evening of her engagement ball Astoria’s world is rocked to its foundations and she finds herself facing some difficult decisions. But if there’s one thing she’s learned from Hermione (and Draco) it’s that well-behaved women rarely make history. And sometimes the drastic choice is the only one to make.
- Language:
- English
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- 12,262
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 8
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- 258
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13 Apr 2022
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Sequel to "The Right Thing to Do" - Draco's POV. Part 2 of the "Rights and Wrongs" series.
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- Part 2 of Rights and Wrongs
- Language:
- English
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- 160,297
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- 24/24
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- 3,003
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11 Apr 2022
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Hermione felt the pounding in her ears again. She would see him for the first time since the Great Hall, gaunt and stricken at the Slytherin table with his mother clutching his arm. She hadn't meant to look for him. Not in the corridors, not beneath the white sheets of the fallen, not on the way to the Chamber of Secrets with Ron, but she was a stupid girl.
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- Part 1 of Rights and Wrongs
- Language:
- English
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- 174,911
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- 36/36
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- 6,109
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11 Apr 2022
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In the middle of a war, Hermione is stuck in the middle of nowhere.
With Draco Malfoy.
Without her friends, her magic, or her books, she has only her wits to rely on to survive her plight- to say nothing of her company. They've declared a truce, but somehow Draco keeps slipping past all her defences.Stranded together in the wilderness, Hermione and Draco are in for cold nights, endless snark, bad wine, and some interesting scars.
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- English
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- 39,811
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 37
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- 1,472
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11 Feb 2022
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Hermione Granger is a woman of intelligence and spirit. Draco Malfoy is a man of wealth and privilege. When they meet again, a decade after the second great wizarding war—they are not impressed. But when circumstances throw them together, dislike turns to attraction, attraction turns to passion and passion may turn into something more... If they can stay out of their own way and let love take its course.
~A modern-era, Dramione take on Pride & Prejudice~
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- Part 1 of Universal Truths Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 145,480
- Chapters:
- 38/38
- Collections:
- 57
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- 3,221
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- 8,340
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22 Jan 2022
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“That’s damn near impossible, even for me.” Blaise shook his head. “I think we’ve hit the bar. Is there anyone who would be more difficult to shag?”
His words were hanging in the air when Draco felt a magnificent plan spring fully formed into his mind. Could it work? He thought it could. A grin split his face and he said, “I know someone.”
“Who?” Theo demanded.
“Granger.”
“Oh fuck ME, I can’t believe we forgot her!” Theo was really slurring now. “She would never let any of us get within ten feet of her precious, pristine knickers. Not that I wouldn’t love to,” he leered. “But yeah. Impossible.”
“Impossible, you say?” Draco tilted his head to the side and regarded his extremely pissed friend. “Would you care to wager on that?”
- Language:
- English
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- 18,311
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 35
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- 619
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19 Jan 2022