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  1. Summary

    Gym instructor Naruto and businessman Sasuke meet. Things go from there.

    Pure horny self-indulgence with a sprinkling of plot. Will get plot heavier later on, probably.

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    Birthday universe for the gorgeous lazisaisies.

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  1. Public Bookmark 84

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    The trans life of Uchiha Sasuke. Mostly canon compliant up to post-war.
    EDIT 07/23/2024: canon timelines are dumb, we've gone fix-it mode

    NOT ABANDONED, JUST SLOW TO UPDATE - i recommend subscribing to this fic so you don't miss when i do update <3 taking it slow because this one is my baby and i want to make sure it's perfect lol

     

    ☆WIP, Multi-Chapter, Eventual NSFW☆

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    12 Jan 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    The night Shisui dies, Itachi awakens the Mangekyou Sharingan. Along with it, he develops a strange ability that allows him to see Shisui, to be with Shisui, but in other contexts… in other lives. As pressure from every corner of Itachi's life begins to close in on him, he finds himself questioning his decisions, loyalty, and what the point of his life truly is if his soulmate is no longer in it. But even in the darkness looming over him, maybe there's hope; a way to find Shisui—and happiness—again.

     


    “Itachi,” Shisui gives him a sad smile, the kind of smile that unnerves Itachi to the bone. “Things aren’t going well in this life, but I will find you again. I’ve seen it. We have more chances, I promise.”


     

    My fic for the ShiIta Weekend 2023 Event <3 (and basically my magnum opus that I now have confusing feelings about)

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    07 Nov 2023

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    Sasuke is dragged along to his brother's bachelor party in Las Vegas for a long weekend. It's not his idea of a good time, but he goes along with the "typical bachelor party" activities. Miserable, he's convinced nothing can turn this weekend around.

    Naruto is busy scouting the Las Vegas strip for unsuspecting tourists to steal from with his friends. It's just another weekend for him. That is, until he bumps into a dark haired hottie at the pool of Caesar's Palace.

    What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas! Or so they say...

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    02 Aug 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The Original.
    Also a very hot, very funny fic.
    I love Naruto in this, gotta be into a sexy….ssshh. Right? ;)

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    Naruto has always loved Sasuke, and Sasuke has always loved Naruto.

    Simple, yet not.

    Sasuke is not exactly available when he falls back into Naruto’s life.

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    27 Mar 2021

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    Naruto is an alpha that wishes to be an omega and have children of his own, but he's found a way to find something close that he's happy with.

    At least he had until he meets another alpha that brings all of that yearning right back out of him

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    23 Feb 2021