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“Okay, okay,” Pearl put her hands up, “I know how this seems.”
“It seems like you kidnapped me.”
“I know, I know,” Pearl sighed, as if this were some petty argument. “But trust me. This is for your own good.”
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- Part 6 of hypnosis fics
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“Shut up,” Owen abruptly snapped his fingers, and, Scott would admit, it did take him by surprise. “Shut up and look at me.”
Scott raised an eyebrow, but acquiesced.
“Just look at me,” Owen repeated, quieter.owen has to prove that he can hypnotize scott .
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- Part 5 of hypnosis fics
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Avid finds Scott feeding in the woods outside of Oakhurst, and Scott has to find a way out of this that doesn't involve a stake to the heart.
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- Part 4 of hypnosis fics
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Scott didn't exactly have a plan for when he broke into Ren's house in the middle of the night. Frankly, he didn't think he'd need one. He'd figure out how exactly to drain the man's blood as he stood over his bed.
Unfortunately, Ren wasn't in bed.
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- Part 3 of hypnosis fics
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“Did I do something?” Jimmy asked. fWhip huffed.
“No, I’m just…” he scratched at the inside of his wing, cringing as a few little white flakes peeled off. “I’m just in a bad mood.”
Jimmy was peering at his wings now. There were white patches, where the skin looked to be peeling. fWhip, seemingly noticing his eyes on them, tucked his wings behind his back and straightened up.
did you know that its recommended to wet your hands if you have to help your reptile shed? did you know cod hybrids are perpetually moist?
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Joel landed with a flourish in front of him, and Jimmy–
He didn’t scream or even roll his eyes. He just walked around him with an exhale that could barely be considered a sigh. His face and especially his shirt were drenched in sweat, golden hair sticking unflatteringly against his forehead. He was already red in the face, but it didn’t seem to be from anger.
Joel didn’t let that deter him.
OR: Jimmy has to do some hot labor in the blazing mesa sun, and it doesn't go great for him. Luckily (?), Joel's there.
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<fWhip> where are you trapped?
<Pixlriffs> it's not the hole is it?
<Mogswamp> Well
<Mogswamp> About that
<Smajor1995> ???
<Mogswamp> MythicalSausages bedtiny little drabble to appease my eepy mogsage soul
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Somewhere, Somehow, Someone's Gonna be Kissed by funkily
Fandoms: Minecraft SOS SMP - Fandom
26 Mar 2024
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“What? You think I'd only visit you if I wanted something?”
fWhip raised an eyebrow, “Yeah.”
Scott pouted, walking up to him. His voice was sweet, just a bit whiny, “Maybe I just want to spend time with my neighbor…”
fWhip fully cackled.
“Oh, you definitely want something,”
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Just an infinite cycle of waking up and eating and finding something to do and eating again and just keeping himself occupied until he’s tired enough to go back to sleep. Over and over until…
Until what?
He died?
Could he die?
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Hypno doesn't sleep alone at night, and sometimes that means going to Keralis. He always has a trick up his sleeve, Hypno knows he does, but this time...
OR: Even though Hypno won his and Keralis' little game, Keralis hasn't seemed to have given up.
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- Part 2 of hypnosis fics
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Scott, who at least had the decency to suppress his laughter a bit, said “Cleo, honey, that’s not how that works.”
“What do you mean?” they asked defensively.
“The soulbound is gone. There’s no ‘residue,’” he said. Which she didn’t want to hear, really, because her feelings just being messy soulmate leftovers was her only way out of this.Now that they've (mostly) talked through their issues, Cleo is faced with the harrowing realization that she might actually like Martyn.
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“I don’t– I– I’m not hiding anything! I’m just feeling kind of under the weather–”
“Don’t lie to me. I know how you lie,” Martyn paused for a second, then sneered. “Which is weird, isn’t it? Because I don’t know how Tango lies.”OR: Ren thought he'd made it through the session without too much trouble. He was mistaken.
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Gentleman's Gentleman
noun
a manservant who acts as a personal attendant to his employer. Also known as a valet de chambre.Series
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I'm Playing with Fire (In the Sense, I Feel Warm) by funkily
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
23 Oct 2023
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Cleo peeked their head out, and saw Lizzie was still standing in the grass. They stared at her for a moment, then laughed.
“Lizzie, what do you think I’m doing up here?”
Lizzie stammered.
“I– well– getting your things, I imagine.”
“Mh, and that requires your supervision?”
Lizzie flushed again. Cleo tended to have this effect on her.
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He just hummed slightly, and then followed that with another quiet snore.
Alright, that–
That sounded a bit too genuine.
“He’s not actually–?” Bek began.
“Martyn?” Scott asked.
No response. The three of them went quiet.
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Keralis would get close, though. Occasionally. So would Hypno– particularly when he was tired, which was often.
But they were at a stalemate. No one would ever win.
OR: There are two hypnotists on the Hermitcraft server and- though all the evidence points to each being immune to the other- they remain determined to prove that wrong.
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- Part 1 of hypnosis fics
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“We’re here to merge.”
Dark Sausage barked out a laugh.
“Absolutely not.”
“Why?” Sausage asked. Dark Sausage stared at him, “All it’d do is set things back to the way it was before. Before everything.”
Or: the moments between Dark Sausage's defeat and his and Sausage's fusion.
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Martyn is somewhere between "real person" and "video game character," which makes stuff like when he should sleep, how much he should sleep, or if he should sleep at all... a bit unclear.
(Spoiler: He should sleep)
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“Oh, this is terrible-- you know what? As soon as we get back to the base, I'm getting you all the amenities I can, and I'm giving you the full experience!”
“The full experience?” Martyn repeated.
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Martyn tells Sausage he's never had a proper bath. He may be stretching the truth, but it's been a long time since he's been pampered like this. -
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"Sorry, Sparrow, but I had to step in eventually."
Sparrow sputtered.
"Step in where? How? Why?"
"You didn't sleep last night, and it looked like you were on the same course tonight."
Sparrow's face heated up.