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- Empires SMP (19)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (13)
- Hermitcraft SMP (10)
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“Okay, okay,” Pearl put her hands up, “I know how this seems.”
“It seems like you kidnapped me.”
“I know, I know,” Pearl sighed, as if this were some petty argument. “But trust me. This is for your own good.”
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- Part 6 of hypnosis fics
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“Shut up,” Owen abruptly snapped his fingers, and, Scott would admit, it did take him by surprise. “Shut up and look at me.”
Scott raised an eyebrow, but acquiesced.
“Just look at me,” Owen repeated, quieter.owen has to prove that he can hypnotize scott .
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- Part 5 of hypnosis fics
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Avid finds Scott feeding in the woods outside of Oakhurst, and Scott has to find a way out of this that doesn't involve a stake to the heart.
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- Part 4 of hypnosis fics
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Scott didn't exactly have a plan for when he broke into Ren's house in the middle of the night. Frankly, he didn't think he'd need one. He'd figure out how exactly to drain the man's blood as he stood over his bed.
Unfortunately, Ren wasn't in bed.
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- Part 3 of hypnosis fics
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“Did I do something?” Jimmy asked. fWhip huffed.
“No, I’m just…” he scratched at the inside of his wing, cringing as a few little white flakes peeled off. “I’m just in a bad mood.”
Jimmy was peering at his wings now. There were white patches, where the skin looked to be peeling. fWhip, seemingly noticing his eyes on them, tucked his wings behind his back and straightened up.
did you know that its recommended to wet your hands if you have to help your reptile shed? did you know cod hybrids are perpetually moist?
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hypnosis fics by funkily
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Vampires SMP
20 Oct 2025
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i just think that i just think that i just think that they that they theyyeyeydgysyhsnsndmdm mnc .,v / .v///. ..........
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treebark foolishness god bless (standalone fics) by funkily, moss block (funkily)
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
30 Nov 2023
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im just a lil guy who likes these lil guys <3
dont mind me just wanted to consolidate these bad boys :]]]
bother me on tumblr ab treebark @funkily :DD- Words:
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my empires/renchanting passion project and its spinoff !
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They're Siblings Your Honor (Chip and Jay AU) by funkily
Fandom Just Roll With It (Podcast)
04 Jul 2021
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!Contains spoilers for Vampires SMP ep 1!
One of the newly arrived settlers of Oakhurst, a young heir Martyn, seeks companionship with a fellow nobleman.
What he doesn't know, is that the help offered by Scott would come at a price.Series
Bookmarked by funkily
16 Sep 2025
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vamp majorwood ..... amen hallelujah <3 <3 incredible tension and characterization
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What happens when a writer meets a musician? Well, Sausage isn't sure himself, but is pleasantly surprised when Ren pulls out his guitar to show him.
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Bookmarked by funkily
16 Sep 2025
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DELIGHTFUL REN/SAUSAGE FIC very soft do recommend
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It’s not every day you almost hit somebody with your car - but then again, it’s not every day that the somebody in question falls directly out of the sky and into the road in front of you.
(or, a proposed "after" for martyn's datastream defender lore.)
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“Are you alright?” Cleo asks, eyes flickering across his stature with unease. He seems… maybe a tad frailer than they can recall, but it’s hard to say for sure. Scott’s a frail guy in general, his cheekbones always more prominent and eyes sunken in like a mimicry of a skull. It just seems…
Scott stares in surprise, taking a few extra frightening moments to try and process what they’ve said before a sudden roll of laughter spills from his lips, held behind his quivering palm, “Now who’s acting strange?” He chuckles.
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"Beds are a weakness." you did not just say that. emo fuck.