15 Bookmarks by funkily
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!Contains spoilers for Vampires SMP ep 1!
One of the newly arrived settlers of Oakhurst, a young heir Martyn, seeks companionship with a fellow nobleman.
What he doesn't know, is that the help offered by Scott would come at a price.Series
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16 Sep 2025
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vamp majorwood ..... amen hallelujah <3 <3 incredible tension and characterization
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What happens when a writer meets a musician? Well, Sausage isn't sure himself, but is pleasantly surprised when Ren pulls out his guitar to show him.
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16 Sep 2025
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DELIGHTFUL REN/SAUSAGE FIC very soft do recommend
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It’s not every day you almost hit somebody with your car - but then again, it’s not every day that the somebody in question falls directly out of the sky and into the road in front of you.
(or, a proposed "after" for martyn's datastream defender lore.)
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“Are you alright?” Cleo asks, eyes flickering across his stature with unease. He seems… maybe a tad frailer than they can recall, but it’s hard to say for sure. Scott’s a frail guy in general, his cheekbones always more prominent and eyes sunken in like a mimicry of a skull. It just seems…
Scott stares in surprise, taking a few extra frightening moments to try and process what they’ve said before a sudden roll of laughter spills from his lips, held behind his quivering palm, “Now who’s acting strange?” He chuckles.
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"Beds are a weakness." you did not just say that. emo fuck.
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A Letter Today, a Letter Tomorrow by paris_23
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
21 Aug 2022
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“But,” Hermes sniffles, his little wings fluttering anxiously behind him, “You and Papa don’t love each other…”
Startled, Joel immediately balks. “What?” he asks, eyebrows furrowing as he shakes his head. “No, of course I… Of course we love each other.” He tries to keep his voice steady, though he falters in his wording. “Why do you think that?”
Tilting his head at Joel, Hermes rubs his tears away again. “You don’t kiss,” he says simply, his eyes sad. “Other Daddies kiss. Kisses mean you love each other. B-but Daddy and Papa don’t kiss…”
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Or: in which Hermes hatches a plan to make his dads happier.
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Pulling Pigtails by theyareprisons
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Empires SMP
30 Jan 2022
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fWhip must be sick - very, very sick - because there is absolutely no other reason why he would be attracted to Jimmy of all people.
Plus, there's a million practical reasons why fWhip shouldn't be attracted to him, including (but not limited to) the fact that Jimmy is a freaking fish and Scott would definitely murder fWhip if he knew about fWhip's stupid, little crush.
So, yeah. fWhip really needs to get over these dumb feelings he has for Jimmy.
It turns out to be way harder than he thinks.
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- Part 1 of Fish Husbands
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05 Feb 2022
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soft fish husbands for the soul . very very cute , very good characterization !!
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don't talk about the weather (i wanna know what makes you sick) by nhojungle (not_just_dreamers)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
29 Nov 2021
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“I’m a big boy,” Etho tries to avoid it, “I can look after myself.”
But his speech is still slurred, and he barely fights back when Tango pulls him into a hug. In fact, he sighs, pressing his cold nose to the exposed skin of Tango’s neck.
“Just because you can look after yourself doesn’t mean you have to look after yourself. We’d rather you asked for help than turn up on our doorstep as an ethsicle,” he adds the teasing jab as an afterthought, covering up all the mushy feelings stuff.
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wild things can't get comfortable by donnerstag
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
12 Sep 2021
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Ren and Martyn steal what small moments of comfort they can get.
Several loosely-connected scenes from Dogwarts as Ren struggles with his feelings towards the Hand of the King.
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Grian holds a ball to celebrate the finishing of the mansion. Scar appears in rather unexpected attire.
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When BadTimesWithScar is finally banned from Hermitcraft, he starts to form a team with other banned evil Hermits. All they want at first is to take over and/or destroy the server, but they soon start to realise that despite their differences, they might actually care about each other. But they're definitely not a family. No, definitely not.
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ex was only interested in the server's newest cryptid, not in saving its ass. although, to be fair, npc grian saved him from the camping life so he's kind of obligated.
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07 Aug 2021
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One, Too, Many by Gildedmuse
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
30 Apr 2019
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Arthur and Ford wake up in jail (again) for crimes Arthur is very sure he didn't commit. No matter how much he had to drink, he's rather sure he wouldn't kiss Ford in public.