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suppressant failure (ironbutcher week 2026) by HopePunkHaze (glassphoenix)
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026)
30 Jun 2026
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As the Head Engineer of the Indestructible Colonization Project, Jack is used to weird shit happening. That doesn't usually mean having to deal with a heavily mutated, traumatized alpha from a parallel universe where half your crew apparently betrayed him or something, but it's fine. Whatever. At least he remembered the rut suppressants he was on, so he could keep taking those meds to keep things business-as-usual, right?
Right?
(or: my wacko boinko attempt to use all the ironbutcher after dark prompts in a single fic by copy-pasting simon into a bizarro universe where the ISWM crew leads are all iron lung characters. featuring a cameo from someone else's oc, because the amount of named characters in iron lung can be counted on one hand. lol. lmao)
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i wanna be a champion, i wanna be a loser by HopePunkHaze (glassphoenix)
Fandoms: In Space With Markiplier (Web Series), Iron Lung (2026)
26 May 2026
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Simon and Mark get into sparring. Mark is resilient, but he can't hold a candle to a trained soldier. Or can he?
(or: simon lets mark win a fight and put him through the wringer. as a treat)
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- Part 3 of engiebutcher fics with very silly names
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my love language is ragebaiting by HopePunkHaze (glassphoenix)
Fandoms: In Space With Markiplier (Web Series), Iron Lung (2026)
06 May 2026
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Months after their tryst on the Invincible, Simon gets physical therapy and trains with the Captain often. Due to their busy schedule, however, Mark finds himself shouldering some of their duties.
It's all well and good until Mark pushes Simon's buttons one too many times.
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- Part 2 of engiebutcher fics with very silly names
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Satisfy Me by HopePunkHaze (glassphoenix)
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), In Space With Markiplier (Web Series)
05 May 2026
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It's been five years since Simon was rescued by the Invincible crew. After years of therapy and recovery, there's just one last big concern on his mind.
He wants to have sex. More than that, he wants to be fucked. And strangest of all, he wants to be fucked by Mark, specifically.
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The Consequences of Improper Operant Conditioning by HopePunkHaze (glassphoenix)
Fandoms: In Space With Markiplier (Web Series)
26 Apr 2026
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Gunther finds out that Mark has an interesting reaction to clicking noises.
The Captain catches wind of the incident, and calls the boys in for a meeting.
(or: the captain figures it'll be fun to share their toys with someone)
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would you love me if i was the last person on earth (or....whatever, you know what i mean) by HopePunkHaze (glassphoenix)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
20 Apr 2026
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Simon finds one last stash of alcohol on the Hail Mary. Ryland joins him for a drink.
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The Pros and Cons of Unconventional Workplace Training Videos by HopePunkHaze (glassphoenix)
Fandoms: In Space With Markiplier (Web Series)
04 Apr 2026
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Mark started watching a hypnotherapy course that the Captain recommended.
For reasons that are inscrutable and almost certainly unrelated, he's been very very pent up recently.
(or: girl help, i remembered erotic hypnosis exists and spent an entire day writing THIS CONFOUNDED INFERNAL THING. lol. lmao even)
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absence makes the heart grow fonder (among other organs) by HopePunkHaze (glassphoenix)
Fandoms: In Space With Markiplier (Web Series)
01 Apr 2026
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The Captain has to leave the colony for an entire month. They give Mark a challenge to complete in their absence.
(or: a no nut november fic i started writing in november. of 2022. also there are two endings depending on what kinda junk your captain has. lol. lmao. release me)
ending 1's word count: 11,730
ending 2's word count: 13,136 -
far from the light of god by HopePunkHaze (glassphoenix)
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), In Space With Markiplier (Web Series)
30 Mar 2026
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The Captain gives Simon a tour of the colony's phytology lab. All it takes is one OSHA violation for it to take an unexpected turn.
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if simon had known he was queued up for conviction realization, maybe he would've skipped his last T injection.
oh well. too late now.
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don't look at my fucking boner when we fight by HopePunkHaze (glassphoenix)
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), In Space With Markiplier (Web Series)
18 Feb 2026
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Against all odds, Simon survived his ordeal in the SM-13 and is recovering on the Invincible. Fortunately, the Captain cares strongly for his wellbeing. Unfortunately, that means he sees a lot more of the Head Engineer than he'd really care to.
(or: idk man, what DOES happen when you put a traumatized cosmic horror protagonist in a room with a sillygoofy action comedy sidekick? toxic yaoi, apparently. yahoo)
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- Part 1 of engiebutcher fics with very silly names
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When Decadence Turns Rotten by HopePunkHaze (glassphoenix)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
24 Jun 2025
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Suddenly, it didn’t matter that it was Tav's will he was bending to. The bond he shares with them, their respect, their sexual contract - none of it mattered. Not when the floodgates opened, and he was drowning in the wake of his most miserable memories.
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- Part 2 of tavstarion cammer au
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BG3 Kinktober 2024 by glassphoenix, HopePunkHaze (glassphoenix)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
29 Oct 2024
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i've never actually participated in a kinktober thing. here's the prompt list i'm using
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how not to make an invisibility potion (and/or how not to make someone disappear) by glassphoenix, HopePunkHaze (glassphoenix)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
26 Sep 2024
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A few weeks ago, he'd've been mortified at the lovesick fluttering in his chest, the affection no doubt plastered on his face. But right now, he has his beloved literally in the palm of his hand. He swallows.
"I don't know about you, but this doesn't strike me as a bad deal."
"What?!"
"I'll help you out, I promise," Astarion insists, "but in the meantime...if you're willing, of course...I can't stop thinking of all the ways I could lavish you like this."
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or: tav gets shrunk, astarion finds them, and they both make a Discovery about themselves. mouthplay ensues. there are two different endings depending on how much vore you can tolerate reading -
when this foul urge calls, it possesses my whole being by glassphoenix, HopePunkHaze (glassphoenix)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
08 Apr 2024
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“Let me get this straight. Out of all the people in our campsite you could have tried to feed from…you chose the uncontrollably violent amnesiac?”
Astarion flounders for an explanation. Dirge’s blood still smells so sweet, so tempting, yet it’s impossible to gauge how they’d react if they heard the truth. “Well, obviously I didn’t expect you to wake up.”
(Dirge lets Astarion kill them, hoping to neutralise the threat their urge poses. Astarion drinks their blood, and their urge temporarily bleeds into him. Two chapters, two POVs, one scene. The graphic sexual/dead dove content is only in the second chapter, so you can read the first one without worry!)
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Too Much Love Will Kill (You) (Me) (Us) by glassphoenix
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
12 Feb 2024
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The way she touches him is always so…achingly gentle. It makes his heart seize, like it’s threatening to beat again.
He can’t take it. He needs her to drop the act. He needs to sweep her off her feet and make that delicate guise melt away. He needs her to touch him the way everyone else does. Anything to stop the way his skin lights up at her touch.
(based on a prompt i received during an art trade: "Astarion being oversensitive when being touched by Tav because it's the first time he experiences gentle touches with no hidden motives. It can be sfw or nsfw. From his pov if possible.") no this doesn't mean i'm taking requests akdfdksngjksd
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His arms and legs are bound, wrapped up in leather straps. The sybian he’s straddling buzzes away, relentlessly teasing his most sensitive parts. It's filthy in the best way. It's absolutely unbearable. And Tav?
"I just don't get why a furniture store sells meatballs, I don't know. Ooh, thank you for the twenty dollar donation, Anonymous!"
They're fucking ignoring him.(Or: Have you ever read a fic about Tav and Astarion being cam workers with an audience of shitposters? WOULD YOU LIKE TO???)
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- Part 1 of tavstarion cammer au
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Astarion is understandably hesitant to play a submissive role in sex - but he wants to be able to let go.
Coronach, recalling a time before they lost their Urge, offers to hypnotise him into subspace.
It's a lesson in trust, for the both of them.
(chapter 1 is essentially just context, chapter 2 is the actual smut. you can skip chapter 1 without missing out on much)
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pain is the path to clarity by HopePunkHaze (glassphoenix)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
19 Oct 2023
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Astarion needs to drink a thinking creature's blood. After watching Thorn agree to get beaten by Abdirak, he decides to take his chances with him. It goes better than expected for both parties.
(Or: immediately after the bite night cutscene Tav has a wank and accepts that he has a pain kink lmao)
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An accident on the Invincible leads to a surprising discovery - the blood bags reserved for emergency transfusions have been going missing. The medical team stows them under lock and key to deter the mystery thief.
The Captain can do nothing except count the weeks until they starve.