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    Bill invoked the Axolotl's name to cheat death. He never specified how. Dropped back into the woods in a new form, Bill must learn to navigate the world as the thing he despises most: Normal. And he knows exactly whose problem to make it.

    Inspired by chaosblast_'s AU/Art on Twitter

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    10 Jan 2025

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    Fizzarolli finds a warmth in his heart for the king of Lust, but that's not his biggest problem.

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    20 Mar 2024

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    Deceit never thought he’d get caught napping in the Main Sides commons. Luckily, he was disguised as a snake at the time. Unluckily, the one Side who would never let him go picked him up. Admittedly, there are worse things in the world than being stuck as Roman’s pet; it gives him a chance to learn more about the other Side, to find something he can take advantage of. Deceit finds himself distracted by the surprising mystery that Roman presents.

    When another part of Thomas hidden away rises in power, Deceit takes a risk and asks for Roman’s help. So he can find blackmail, clearly, and not because he’s grown fond of the other Side or anything. That alone, they could have handled. But the secrets Roman keeps, their own family, and Deceit’s refusal to acknowledge anything between the two of them complicate matters. Thomas himself is at risk, and Deceit once knew that he’d do anything for his center. Anything it seems, except risk losing Roman.

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    22 Jul 2023

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    Who doesn’t like a good fairytale where the hero’s lover is cursed and they have to break it with true love’s kiss? Apparently Janus, who recently broke up with Roman after a messy lie. And Remus, who has a crush on Logan but feels like he can’t admit it. And Virgil, who lied and told Patton he was fine just being friends.

    So of course when a witch escapes from Roman’s imagination and kidnaps Roman, Logan, and Patton, puts them under a curse, and expects Janus, Remus, and Virgil to break it, no one is amused.

    Why can’t this be romantic like the books? And who gave that witch the right to meddle anyway? It’s not like they weren’t bound to get together eventually, but she could have at least asked first.

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    22 Jul 2023

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    In the middle of an argument between Roman and Logan, Logan discovers a new ability: he can freeze Roman to keep him from speaking. And it was fine, really. The ability kept them on track and increased their efficiency. All things that Logan loved.

    So why did Roman feel like he was going to break?
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    Meanwhile, Janus gets himself stuck in a perilous predicament. When he puts aside his pride to call on a certain prince, the two of them find out that they’re more alike than they had realized.

     

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    19 Jul 2023