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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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Bookmarked by hereforjester
09 Oct 2024
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The four-by-four heaves its way down long, twisting lanes, little more than dirt tracks scuffed into the surrounding fields and hemmed in by serpentine walls of flat, grey stone. They truly are in the middle of nowhere: the countryside rushes past, all rolling green hills and vast, endless skies, and it's odious. Sirius wants to murder James with his bare hands.
Sirius and James accidentally find themselves on a Yorkshire farm during lambing season. The farmer’s son thinks that’s a bit annoying, actually.
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- Part 1 of Beneath a Big Blue Sky
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The Truth Remains by WanderingAlice
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Feb 2020
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Raphael had been the third angel ever created, and he’d raised himself first with Michael’s clumsy help. Then he’d turned around and raised three more siblings, and loved them all so fiercely it hurt. He'd loved Aziraphale too, more than either of them really knew.
And then, he fell. He lost everything. The bond he held with his siblings was ripped away, leaving an aching, empty void. And while he still has Aziraphale, the angel doesn't recognize the archangel who taught him how to care about the Earth. And Crowley refuses to tell him who he was, or how Aziraphale's voice is the one thing that can soothe the ache in his soul that wants, so badly, to feel a connection again.
A story through the ages as an angel and a demon come to terms with their shared past.
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- Part 1 of Fighting the Current
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Once upon a time, a handsome and powerful lord fell in love with a young man with many secrets. Theirs is a tale of love and destiny, gods and monsters, good and evil, fate and freedom.
A Wolfstar fairytale in four parts.
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What took place in the Lycanthropy ward was thankless, rotten work. Sickening for those who didn’t care for the monsters; heart wrenching for those few who did.
Remus had an inkling of which category Lily belonged to, and he didn’t think it was fair that she had to go through this so early in her studies.
“Why would you choose this ward, Lily?” he asked again, gently.Remus Lupin (19 years old, formerly homeschooled, currently employed in a bookshop, forever afflicted with lycanthropy and a cheeky mother) leads a peaceful - if a bit lonely - life.
Enter up-and-coming Healer in training Lily Evans, stubborn and determined to make a friend out of the sarcastic little shit that is her favourite patient. Secrets are disclosed, closets are exited, family is found. Lives are changed for the better.
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- Part 1 of Dawn universe
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Where Sirius is a star player on Hogwarts University's hockey team, Remus is the anonymous host of a late night radio show, and Regulus barges into everyone's lives unannounced—but certainly not unwelcome.
" Tune in on Thursday nights from 12 to 2 AM for our newest segment: ‘Moony’s Midnight Mix,’ where I pick a book every week and design a pretentiously elaborate and embarrassingly thought-out playlist to go with it. Yes, I have too much time on my hands. No, I don’t get paid enough for this. C U around ;) "
Also, Fuck JKR.
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The latest in magical advancements is an enchantment that reveals the bearer’s romantic compatibility with another person. Effectively eliminating uncertainty from dating, the charm can tell you whether or not you’ve found The One with a precise, Hermione Granger-approved calculation of traits and preferences. It’s a foolproof method of predicting relationship happiness. It’s also, for Hermione, positively dreadful news. Dramione, post-war, soulmate AU. COMPLETE.
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Ashton Greymoore’s got problems: a past they’re running from, a PhD program that might be wasting their time, and a new metal coworker they rescued from a dumpster. But when a cute halfling in a cardigan walks into their bookshop asking questions about the death of a high profile robotics engineer, their troubles are only beginning.
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When Remus’ Gran dies and leaves him her family home in Bristol, he moves down south from Aberdeen in an effort to run from painful memories and feel closer to her in the wake of her passing. What he doesn’t expect is his five year old neighbour, a boisterous, friendly boy with green eyes and thick glasses. Nor does he expect the boys guardian, a handsome posh southerner who manages to thoroughly worm his way into Remus’ life.
A story of loss, and new beginnings, and the importance of friendship and a good pint.
(this is my little love letter to Bristol and her pubs)Bookmarked by hereforjester
13 Dec 2023
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Love, found in a coffee shop somewhere in south London, told through snippets of conversation
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“I don’t want to say this and bring it up but, I missed being here. Being in your space, with you.” Sirius said quietly.
Fuck. Maybe Remus loved him.
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forced out of the six nation's tournament early after a shoulder injury, Remus starts at Gryffindor University hoping to keep his head down, get his degree and play rugby. He does not anticipate the enigmatic captain of the second team with sharp eyes and long hair, nor does he expect to make the best friends he could ever hope for.
Navigating rugby and sexuality and friendships and stressful flatmates, Remus feels love and loss and everything in between.
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“They’re… chaos,” Remus said firmly. “And chaos is—”
“Rock and roll.”
He looked at Sirius sharply, and for once, matched his grin. “Yeah.”
“Maybe that’s my excuse then,” Sirius said. “I cause a bit of chaos now, and maybe one day, it’ll turn into rock and roll.”After losing his mother at age eleven, Remus has spent the better part of the last four years bouncing from school to school or else running around London and pretending as though he wasn't the kind of well-bred boy his father brought him up to be. Now, with his chances all run out, Remus is sent to Hawkings Independent School as a last-ditch effort to clean up his act. There he meets the very people who will set up the rest of his life, and is forced to confront the pieces of himself he'd long thought had been lost.
(genuinely not apologising for the slow-burn in this fic anymore. You've been warned <3)
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- Part 1 of The Cadence Opus
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ô saisons, ô châteaux (ravenclaw au) by xslytherclawx
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jul 2025
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canon divergent AU in which Regulus Black is sorted into Ravenclaw.
the fics in this series generally take place between 1972 - 1991 but will probably have some variation. for every fic that takes place within this AU, see the collection.- Words:
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'Well of course- the worst thing to happen to me has already happened.'
Bookmarked by hereforjester
03 Jun 2023
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What if the Mighty Nein never found each other, but a different group of heroes did? This is a story about a famous courtesan, an ex-pirate captain, a monk of the Cobalt Soul, a goblin alchemist, an ex-scourger, a circus performer with no past, a barbarian who fights with the fists of her dead ancestors, a druid from a graveyard in the Savalir Woods, and the Taskhad of Bazzoxan. Or, as they call themselves: the Mighty Seven.
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what it says on the tin: a series of standalone canon-divergent stories in which a better world is achieved through the unlikeliest of means. crack treated seriously, with varying degrees of absurdity, but always a good ending!
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29 Apr 2023
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In the summer after Harry's sixth year, Harry and Remus uncover a section of the Marauder's Map which has been hidden for the past twenty years, releasing a carbon copy of sixteen-year-old Sirius Black from its depths. As they prepare for the impending war, Sirius must find a place for himself in this new world, Harry must find a way to destroy Voldemort, and Remus must face his own past while trying to build a tenuous future with Tonks.
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- English
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- 205,696
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- 44/44
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Bookmarked by hereforjester
19 Apr 2023
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27 Mar 2023
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On a dark night long ago, Sirius Black took a wrong turn and never found Peter Pettigrew. Instead of Azkaban, Sirius settled down in Little Whinging to keep an eye on his godson, and hired Remus Lupin to run his bookshop for him. Then one day when Harry was eight, Sirius found out how the Dursleys treated him, and stole him away.
Stealing Harry is an alternate universe version of Harry Potter's life before his time at Hogwarts. It is the story of Harry's family: Sirius and Remus, Ted and Andromeda, Nymphadora, Neville Longbottom, and even Severus Snape, all banded together against a newly powerful Peter Pettigrew who is still searching for a way to resurrect Voldemort.
Laocoon's Children follows Harry through his time at Hogwarts as he develops a very different group of friends: Hufflepuff Draco Malfoy, Ravenclaw Padma Patil, and Gryffindor Neville Longbottom, strange companions for a Harry who was sorted into Slytherin -- the house of his beloved Professor Snape.
This universe ends in Harry's third year, and is partially incomplete. As it is not likely to be finished, the last story in the series is a group of notes I made on where the story would have gone and how it would have ended.
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- 443,308
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Bookmarked by hereforjester
05 Mar 2023
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LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.
1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!
PLEASE DO NOT COPY TO WATTPAD. SERIOUSLY, WHY??
Spotify playlist:
https://open.spotify.com/user/htl2006/playlist/3z2NbLq2IVGG0NICBqsN2D?si=Liyl_JKJSx2RUqks3p50kg(Compiled by amazing reader, JustAnotherPerson)
DISCLAIMER: I do not support JK Rowling's disgusting transphobic views.
NOTE: I AM NO LONGER READING OR REPLYING TO COMMENTS ON THIS FIC
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- Part 1 of All the Young Dudes