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Draco Malfoy is the Quidditch League's most controversial Chaser. Fast, ruthless, and untouchable on the field. Off the field, though? A walking scandal. He’s got a penchant for illegal broom-racing, starting brawls, and partying like the end is nigh. Now, with sponsors threatening to pull out and the League ideating his suspension, his team’s legacy is circling the drain. The solution? PR rehab. Ministry-backed and painfully public.
Enter: Hermione Granger. She’s the Ministry’s Saint Swot and the face of the Magical Community Unity Initiative, a campaign to promote post-war healing through charity, outreach, and celebrity involvement. For maximum impact (and maximum headache), she has to work with none other than notorious bad boy Draco Malfoy aka Malfoy the Menace.
For six long months, they’re stuck together doing programmes, galas, photoshoots, tense interviews, and a joint weekly column in The Daily Prophet. Cue the bickering, untimely erections, and locker room confrontations. It’s bad boy meets good girl. It’s ripe with sexual tension. It’s the cliché you love.
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24 Aug 2025
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This story is set twenty-three years after the fall of Voldemort. Our main characters are Ministry employees, middle-aged, and the majority of them not very happy.
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- 14/14
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16 Aug 2025
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Liable to Be Recalled at Any Time by sportfucker (SportFucker)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Aug 2025
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After the war, Draco Malfoy files a relocation form, registers his Paris address with the Ministry, and waits to be summoned for trial. Any day now, he thinks.
Nine years later, he’s still waiting.
He restores frescoes. He rarely uses magic. He’s not hiding, exactly, but no one’s come looking. Then, on a Thursday in September, a metro door opens, and Hermione Granger steps out.
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16 Aug 2025
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Hermione Granger is 27 years old when her life falls apart. Cheated-on, flatless, fed up with her job, she decides to change one thing she can--take a class and try for some career advancement. But change is never easy, especially when an old enemy is the catalyst.
And the class instructor.
"Just as the minute hand clicked over to the hour, the doorknob twisted and a figure slipped into the room. He was tall, a bit windblown. Hermione had a general impression of crisp cuffs and polished leather, and then a more specific one of the most beautiful grey coat—highlighting his shoulders and eyes, skimming to just the right place on his knife creased trousers.
His movements were precise and confident.
He was wearing the softest-looking gloves.
He was not Professor Belinda Rowle.
He was Draco bloody Malfoy."Series
- Part 2 of Friends in the City
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- 20/20
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19 Jul 2025
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Power Looks Good On Him (and so do jeans) by undercoverdrxco
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Apr 2025
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“You want me to try this one on, too, Granger?” He teased, wiggling the hanger in his hand. Hermione squinted, glaring at him. With a snicker, he put it back on the rod. “You can choose one.”
- Draco shows up in muggle clothing and apparently, a pretentious pureblood in a t-shirt and jeans is Hermione’s biggest weakness -
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- Part 1 of The Muggle Collection
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20 Apr 2025
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12 Aug 2024
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“It’s annoying really,” Ginny says through her smile. “He’s so good with the kids.”
“Who would’ve thought?” Hermione muses, watching Draco’s pert arse as he models high knees. Some of the children try to copy him, losing their balance and falling down.
It really is annoying, Hermione thinks as she bites her lip, watching the fabric pinch under one cheek. Her head tilts, appraising and imagining what his thighs look like underneath.
Or: how Hermione Granger loses her Saturdays.
*Dramione Subreddit 2024 Top One-shot*
Art drawn by teetorini!- Language:
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10 Aug 2024
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Hermione Granger was jaded. So naturally, she made a plan.
Step one: Abandon the wizarding world for a few days.
Step two: Find a proper Muggle bloke.
Step three: Shag. Shag until the pit in her chest closes.
Of course she hadn't planned for this, and really, how could she?
Draco Malfoy caught her eyes as he sat in the backseat of the Uber that she just called.Or: Hermione needs a one-night stand to recover, and Draco is... enthusiastically there.
*Dramione Subreddit 2024 Top Novella*
*Honorable Mention 2024 Top Smut*- Language:
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- 5/5
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10 Aug 2024
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After a terrible week in which Crookshanks died and Ron left her via four words on a scrap of parchment, 30-year-old Hermione is forced to take a leave of absence from work. Unfortunately, it quickly becomes clear her job was the last thing keeping her sane.
When she finds out Harry is investigating the unexplained disappearance of Draco Malfoy—now an Unspeakable in the Department of Mysteries—she finally has a problem to solve. The case sucks her in in more ways than one, and she finds herself tangling with a powerful magical object, as well as Draco's weird and wonderful subconscious.
tl;dr Hermione gathers extensive material for an inevitable 'Am I the Asshole?' post
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- 44/44
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31 Jul 2024
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Hermione has not been lucky in love. When a break-up forces her to find a new flat, she thinks she's hit the jackpot. Until she realises that she might just be falling for her new flatmate's boyfriend. Perhaps when Ginny lends her some of her steamy romance novels, her luck will change.
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- 10/10
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25 Jul 2024
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a little yin and a little yang (draco & hermione) by undercoverdrxco
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Dec 2023
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“Yin and Yang, male and female, strong and weak, rigid and tender, heaven and earth, light and darkness, thunder and lightning, cold and warmth, good and evil…the interplay of opposite principles constitutes the universe.” - Confucius
Alternatively, the tension releasing tale of Draco and Hermione, the essences of Yin and Yang.
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16 Jul 2024
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“I want to get even.”
Pansy grins like the cat that caught the canary. “I was hoping you’d say that. I have a name for you.”
“A name?” Hermione’s booze-sodden brain can’t understand the context.
“Draco. Malfoy.”***
Or: where Ron Weasley cheats on Hermione and she decides to get even the best way she knows how: with Draco Malfoy
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11 Jul 2024
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Hermione walks into the bar with a Ron Weasley shaped hole in her heart and a lilac skirt that fits her like a second skin. Her idea of getting him back doesn’t go exactly as planned.
Inspired by imgonnagetyouback by Taylor Swift.
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- Part 4 of cosmic_kate's Taylor Swift Dramioneverse
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10 Jul 2024
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A Gentleman's Guide to Falling in Love by Biirdiee_Rose
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Apr 2024
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They turn towards the gathering of family and friends, hands clasped together, and walk away Lord and Lady Malfoy.
It was such a shame they weren’t in love.
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Draco Malfoy strikes up a deal with the one and only, Hermione Granger. The terms are simple, she gives him an heir and he signs her permission slip to get her mastery and continue pursuing her education.
There have been more disastrous marriages, certainly. It's not as if they'll fall in love or anything.
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Historical AU - WIP - Tags will update as story continuesBookmarked by highkeyoverit
07 Jul 2024
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Hermione Granger constructed a predictable life for herself following the war. However, she realizes that within the constraints of control there is no room for want. In an uncharacteristic move, she flees her life in London to visit Neville, who works as a gardener at the Zabini Estate in Italy. The Estate, now a wellness retreat for elderly witches and wizards, is also the refuge of three of her Slytherin classmates that she has not seen since the war. This is a story of overcoming assumptions, judgmental garden gnomes, flowers, and the quest for contentment.
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26 Jun 2024
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Fred glanced down at her mouth, lips still slightly parted in the wake of their rather unsophisticated bout of mirth, and then back into her eyes before he leaned forward. Not all the way, not so that she didn’t have ample opportunity to say no, just enough that she didn’t at all want to.
“You could always stay,” he said quietly, sliding the pad of his thumb along her jaw while the other hand braced him on the wall beside her head. His breath smelled like firewhiskey and she swore her already-racing heart was going to pound out of her chest.
“This is a bad idea,” she whispered against his lips, though she wasn’t sure who she was trying to convince.
“Probably,” he admitted with a wry smile, tipping his head. The very feel of him so close positively invaded her senses. “Stay anyway.”
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18 Jun 2024
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After being dumped by Ron, Hermione attends a wizarding speed dating event where she bumps into none other than Draco Malfoy.
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08 Jun 2024
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When Hermione looked up, wrist deep in the process of crumbling cold butter into her flour mixture, Draco had stopped pacing.
“You said you liked the blueberry scones. From the café. It seemed like they were a part of your strategy. I thought I’d…” she trailed off. Ridiculousness robbed her of confidence.
Draco’s silver eyes rotated between several points of interest: her face, her hands in the mixing bowl, and the parchment still crushed in his grip. “I don’t know that the scones were part of any strategy, per se. But I do—like them. That is.”
“Good. So I’ll just”—she jostled the flour and butter in her bowl in a sad pantomime of mixing—“while you read.”
[In which Draco is a rambling, nervous mess and might have accidentally fallen in love with Hermione.]
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05 May 2024
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Season Pass (To This Ass) by mightbewriting for ambpersand
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jul 2022
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“What do you mean you didn’t get me a ticket?”
Ron’s hand flew to the back of his neck, massaging a red splotch just above his collar, flushing out his freckles. “I mean, I—well, it’s not like you enjoy Quidditch all that much.”
“I went to every match you or Harry played in at school.”
“Quidditch is my hobby, not yours.”
[In which Hermione dumps a Quidditch fan and dates a Quidditch player instead. Spite is a beautiful motivator.]
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05 May 2024
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Les pèlerins: pilgrims; travelers on a journey to a holy place.
Hermione Granger refused to believe in fate.
She’d had enough of destiny and prophecies to last a lifetime.
But try as she may, she felt, sometimes, that an invisible golden thread stretched out and away from her.
All she could do was follow it.