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    In celebration of Talk Like A Pirate Day, a tale of levitation accidents narrowly averted, the ineffectiveness of eyebrows, the theft of tea, how to distract an angel from making proper sad eyes, the delayed effects of laudanum, escaping things that don’t exist, and the importance of keeping one’s Alfreds straight.

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    “I’ve lost you too many times. Yeah, I miss her, but you’re here and there’s nothing and no one I want more. I’ll do it – ask Peggy to do it with me – to protect –” Steve waved his hand around. “All this. You. … I’ll love her and the kids, I promise, Buck, you don’t have to worry about me. I’ll be happy with her. But it’s only a hiatus.”

    In a world where he’s finally gotten his chance to be with Bucky, and where “when you mess with time, it tends to mess back,” why would Steve Rogers stay in the past after returning the Infinity Stones? Bucky, Sharon, Natasha, Steve and Peggy each see part of the web of events behind the scenes.

    An earlier version of this story is here. This version develops the relationships much more.

    EDIT 2025-09-13: iarrannme wrote the story, and now thanks to Sweets it has art! (last chapter)

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    9/9
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    21
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    1720 BC: It’s been nearly eight centuries since Crawly did anything that interested him. One can only claim credit for so many plagues, seduce so many righteous faithful, and file so many reports before being overcome with the desire to either bask unmoving in the sun for ten years straight or miracle every statue in the closest city to chant “Hastur is a wanker” in unison. Once you’ve done both, what’s left, really, except to go from pranks to thinking about how to really twist wings in both Heaven and Hell? Without getting caught, of course. Or thwarted. Certainly not by one’s favorite, much-missed most fraught, cleverest adversary angel.

    Or, deity impersonation, flirting with flirtation, flirting with dessert, absurd amounts of historical truthiness, Gabriel’s enthusiasm for memos, Hastur’s obsession with lightning and conspiracy theories, and what a chameleon really wants.

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    They’d tried everything else there was to taste or smell or feel or see. She’d handed him the first blackberries; he’d given her a pear.

    Eve considers apples, and makes her choice.

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    Cheeseplants wrote a drabble in which That Kiss was the result of Crowley tripping on the bookshop carpet, and wondered what happened next. If it involved hissing, kissing, and Metatron-dissing, it might have gone like this…

    (The author disclaims any knowledge of the 1810 Clerkenwell diamond robbery, or goats, or ska bands.)

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    Aziraphale hadn’t been able to stand by and watch children die on Her authority again. He’d found enough spine to help Crawly save them, but that didn’t erase what She’d done. Surely if he took the time to care for those She’d wronged, he’d get himself sorted out and know what to do from here. Surely it was best if Crawly stayed where Aziraphale could keep an eye on him…

    This story immediately follows the Job flashback story in S2E2.

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    11/11
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    Keeping distant watch from high above the Flood, Crowley falls a second time.

    This story immediately follows the extended Flood scene in Between the devil and the deep blue sea.

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    How do you watch the Ineffable Plan in action when it appears this effed? What happened once the rains started? The Mesopotamian Flood scene, extended.

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    For an incorporeal sensualist, mathematics is a decadently luxurious pastime…

    Aziraphale just wants to examine Crawly’s hips for work-related reasons. Crawly has Questions, which are not answered, and saunters vaguely downwards. Aziraphale stays on Earth after Eden to find Crawly learn more about the Ineffable Plan. (Extended and missing scenes from Before the Beginning and In the Beginning.)

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    Elephants? A flat world on their backs, with a tiny sun? Heimdall’s balls, has the Tesseract developed a sense of humor? What has it taken him to?
    ... Where there are people, there are (usually) minds. And even without his scepter, minds are Loki’s playground. He smiles. No inconvenient brother, no Avengers, no SHIELD. He’ll rule here within a month.
    And if they resist him? What can they do, but burn?

    When Loki escaped with the Tesseract in Avengers: Endgame, where did he go? Wherever he went, he surely found that lessons will be repeated until they are learned …

    The Avengers, Discworld-style. A crossover for Loki and the Tesseract, but otherwise an Avengers-AU Discworld tale.

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    “OK, class. Today: soulmarks.” Coach Wilson sounded no more enthusiastic than he did any other day.
    Michelle slid down in her seat with a sigh, wishing Principal Morita had let her argue her case for skipping the required Health/Sex Ed courses if she could pass the finals.

    Or, a Michelle Jones/Peter Parker soulmates AU with jelly-beans and coconut-ginger milkshakes.

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    30
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    2,713
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    James turned out to go by Bucky, and to have an old wooden train he was willing to share.

    A mostly-pre-war/slightly-post-CATWS story about Steve and Bucky, and how we try to protect the people we love – or protect ourselves from facing things we’re not ready for.

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    6
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    MJ trusts Peter, but that doesn’t erase the challenges of dating a superhero. She’s got her own life to figure out too. (Or, a base of fluff, a seasoning of mild angst, sprinkles of humor, a dash of grated plot, mix and simmer until desired consistency is achieved.)

    This fic starts the day after Planting (so, after all previous works in the series). You can read it on its own, but it does reference events and jokes from the others.

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    Chapters:
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    15
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    1,875
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    What if Men’s Health also existed in the MCU, and tried to interview Bucky Barnes? Or, troll!Bucky and serious!Bucky have some opinions.

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    4/4
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    Maria, Natasha and Pepper on a road trip – a vignette in an AU started by Tielan.

    Or, as summarized by reader TheRedMenace:
    People think Pepper is everyone's impulse control. They are wrong.
    People think Maria has no personality. They are wrong.
    People think Nat is above being silly as hell. They are wrong.

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    The first thing he did with his metal arm that HYDRA would never have chosen was to stop punching Steve.

    Or, the Winter Soldier gets his arm and his mind back. Dinosaurs make only a very brief appearance.

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    Freshman orientation at MIT. Shock collars. Dinosaurs. Just another day.

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    If he’s finally gotten his chance to be with Bucky, and if “when you mess with time, it tends to mess back,” why would Steve Rogers stay in the past after returning the Infinity Stones? Would he really put a long-ago brief relationship above Bucky and protecting the timeline? One chapter each centered on Bucky, Sharon Carter, Natasha, Steve, and Peggy Carter, plus an epilogue.

    2021-10-25: You’re welcome to read this if 29k is what you have time for, but may I suggest the updated version? It’s ~9k longer to develop the relationships more. (I do still love this story, but I think the newer version’s better.)

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    Larry got more excitement in his life than he’d ever wanted years ago in his other job. Dinosaur skeletons coming to life while HYDRA goons tried to steal the glowing thingamajig that made it happen? It got even weirder when SHIELD turned it into a whitewashed and inaccurate movie “because nothing this flamboyant could be a cover-up.” Nick grew up to devote his life to protecting the world from the weirdness; Larry spent his career rotating among the Smithsonian Institute’s many locations. Life was great, until Nick disappeared and things went haywire at the Howling Commandos exhibit …

    Or, a missing scene from CA:TWS showing why Stan Lee doesn’t get fired.

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    He’d been home from Germany for a week (he’d stolen Captain America’s shield, he’d stolen Captain America’s shield!!!!!), he got to keep the suit, surely Mr. Stark would call him again any day, what even was his life? Turns out someone noticed his voice sounded awfully young…

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    46
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