if_i_could_kill



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  1. Five Nights at Freddy's (3)
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    When Gregory chose to hide in a random ballpit from a crazy lady in a bunny costume, he didnt expect to be sent back to the year 1983.

    He also didnt expect to meet the murderer of 5 kids that went missing in the 80s.

    Now he must team up with the Afton kids and Charlie Emily (and Freddy Fazbear) to uncover the true mystery of the missing kids before it even happens.

    And he might just change history on the way.

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    08 Oct 2025

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    Read later

  2. Rec *

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    I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).

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    The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.

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    27 Feb 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is actually too fucking hilarious

  3. Rec *

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    The last person Sal thought he'd end up falling for was Travis Phelps, but as he’d learned time and time again, the unexpected was to be expected.

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    30 Jun 2025

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    The tears, omg

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    "Father it's me -"

    "Michael!"


     

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    Michael gets thrown into an alternate universe of the one that he knows. In this universe, everyone is alive, his brother and sister are smiling brightly. His father isn't a child murder, and Henry isn't dead. But it is kind of hard to forget about everything that happened, right? And also how to explain to your family that you aren't their Michael.
    And it seems that someone familiar wants to ruin everything again for Michael.

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    25 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 70

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    15 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I found it again, huzzah, much rejoicing!