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Alternate Universe: Everyone presents as either a dom/sub/switch/neutral.
Malcolm has been lying about his dynamic in order to join the Enterprise mission, until it all comes crashing down and the worst person possible finds him.
The armoury is an odd place for a distressed sub to come, but maybe it's one of Reed's team, maybe this place is safe for them, or they were looking for Reed. Either way, he approaches slowly, allowing his feet to make deliberate noise so the sub knows he's coming.
"Hi," he says, voice pitched low and soothing.
In response, he gets another, higher whimper. Still scared.
Trying not to grimace, he drops into a crouch and squints at the shadows that hide the sub's face. "It's Major Hayes, alright? Can I come closer?"
There's no response either way.
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When they Fell by raywortharchives (ihatecoconut)
Fandoms: Original Work, Abrahamic Religions
18 Jun 2026
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The Horror Is Realizing You Were Never Human
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What if you found your own gravestone, walking home one night? What would you do if it told you when you would die?
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If I just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world? by ihatecoconut
Fandoms: Star Trek: Enterprise
04 Feb 2026
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The bed — his bed — is empty when she enters Sickbay. It was the only one with a person still in it, and her stomach drops when she sees it.
For a moment, she just stands there, in the middle of the room, and stares at the newly cleaned sheets, hearing distantly the way her breathing starts to speed up.
Why isn’t he there? What happened? Why wasn’t she there when it—
Phlox catches her by the shoulders and spins her around with a strength and force she wasn’t certain that he possessed.
“Mallory. Breathe.”
His hands are warm and steady on her arms, holding her with a care she didn’t expect, and his eyes are warm. Calm and reassuring in a way they wouldn’t be if…
“Breathe.” He repeats, and doesn’t let go of her shoulders as she sinks down onto one of the closer beds.
“Where is he?”
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- Part 3 of Mallory Reed | Female Malcolm Reed
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I gotta think twice before I give my heart away by ihatecoconut
Fandoms: Star Trek: Enterprise
30 Jan 2026
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Missing Scene from I Just Want You to Stay
We know the MACOs have noticed Reed & Hayes' thing, but what about the 'fleeters?
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- Part 2 of Mallory Reed | Female Malcolm Reed
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Malcolm Reed spends most of his time on the Enterprise on the Bridge, so who's watching the security team? Who deals with all of that while he's busy? He must have had an XO, an Ensign assigned to make sure everything keeps running smoothly, right?
[Mostly canon compliant, focuses on the security team and their dynamic with Reed.]
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He rolls them, limbs tangling, fingers scraping for purchase, and feels her elbow drive back into his kidney, sharp and deliberate. The pain that flashes up his spine, white-hot, makes him swear. She knows how to fight dirty.
“Cut it out!” He hisses, audible in the space between them.
But she just twists up her face in something like disgust and throws her body out of his hold. Irritation wells up in him, and it’s that – that and her refusal to back down – that makes him kick out when she rolls too close to his feet. The heel of his boot catches her hard, just above the eyebrow leaving a deep, welling cut.
He doesn’t have time to feel guilty; her elbow slams into the same kidney again, as soon as she comes in reach, harder and once again deliberate. Nausea accompanies the throb of pain and he swallows it back.
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- Part 1 of Mallory Reed | Female Malcolm Reed
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“I wish you could fuck me.”
introducing Sergeant Hayes to a strap-on.
[unrelated to the other works in the trans!malcolm series]
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- Part 3 of Trans!Malcolm
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Where you're concerned (My heart can learn) by ihatecoconut for HansBlanke
Fandoms: Star Trek: Enterprise
01 Jan 2026
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“If you can find a condom next time,” Malcolm murmurs against his jaw, “you can fuck me.”
His entire body jerks – not exactly upward, but just as if the sentence, the idea, might be enough to undo him.
“Next time?” he rasps, barely holding on.
Malcolm bites his way down Hayes’s throat, slow, claiming, cruelly gentle where it counts.
“Oh, there’s going to be a next time,”
The next time.
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- Part 2 of Trans!Malcolm
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See the line where the sky meets the sea? by ihatecoconut for TrekBec82
Fandoms: Star Trek: Enterprise
12 Dec 2025
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Prompt: Trip and T'Pol go on shore leave together.
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Don't ask for favors; Don't talk to strangers (Don't ask me why) by ihatecoconut for ScottieIsImpatient
Fandoms: Star Trek: Enterprise
10 Dec 2025
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From this prompt by Scotty:
Five times Malcolm didn't ask for help and one time he did. Or five times he did ask for help and one time he didn't. Whatever you wanna do. I'm imagining something angsty, but it could be fluffy too! -
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It’s not actually that unexpected when the two of them shift, mid-fight, from punching to kissing.
Hayes himself has been hard since Malcolm threw the first punch; a reaction he can’t find in himself to be embarrassed by. This has really been where all their arguments, where all that tension, had been headed.
So when he’s finally dragged in – when he drags Malcolm in as well – their mouths crashing together, all fever-hot fury, he instinctively presses their hips together. For friction, sure, but also for the small part of him that wants proof he hasn’t been imagining the want simmering between them.
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- Part 1 of Trans!Malcolm
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I gave the doctor my description (I tried to stick to my prescriptions) by ihatecoconut
Fandoms: Star Trek: Enterprise
28 Sep 2025
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Jem’s mouth is hot at his jaw, dragging a line of heat down to his throat when Malcolm blurts it out, breathless, not panicked, just relaxed enough to say it.
“I’ve never done this before.”
He’s not expecting Jem to stop, to pull back enough to meet his eyes.
“Never… what, sex?”
It’s not judgemental, just surprised, but Malcolm flushes anyway, hot and embarrassed and unable to meet his eyes. He’s already taken his shirt off, leaving his chest bare, and for a moment he regrets it – regrets exposing himself in this way, vulnerable in every sense.
“Who was I supposed to be having sex with?” he mutters, defensive and miserable, one arm covering his chest and the other groping for wherever his shirt went.
[Keep Fandom Weird Bingo: Soulmate Mark & Magical Healing Sex]
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- Part 5 of Keep Fandom Weird 2025
- Part 2 of Soulmate AU
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Times when the day is like a play by Sartre by ihatecoconut
Fandoms: Star Trek: Enterprise
27 Sep 2025
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There’s a shock of white-cold something that travels through him when he lays his eyes on Jem for the first time in fifteen years. It moves down his spine and through his chest, coming to an end in the crook of his left elbow, right where the Mark sits.
For a singular moment, he’s twelve again, staring at the mirror image of his Mark and not quite understanding the way his chest tightens. And then their eyes meet, and the cold, cool man in front of him is not the same boy he had met then.
The familiarity is gone. His mouth does not curl up in that helpless smile the same way it had done in summers past.“Lieutenant Reed.”
"Major Hayes."
[Keep Fandom Weird Bingo: Soulmate Mark]
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- Part 4 of Keep Fandom Weird 2025
- Part 1 of Soulmate AU
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Maybe if I could do a play-by-playback by ihatecoconut
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Enterprise
17 Aug 2025
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Mirror Universe - Elizabeth T'Les Tucker Lives
“You asked for me, Empress?”
“All business, hmm?”
She raises a hand to beckon T’Pol closer and, unwillingly, she follows.
The further into the room she moves, the harder it is to ignore the way the scent of sex lingers in the room, clinging to dark hair and silk robes.
When she’s standing directly in front of Hoshi, she is presented with a small, stoppered, test tube.
“Take it.”
T’Pol does. Inside is nothing more than one strand of hair.
“What is it?” the Empress prompts, a small smirk playing across her face as she watches T’Pol try to decipher the situation.
[Keep Fandom Weird Bingo: Mirror Universe & Fempreg]
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- Part 3 of Keep Fandom Weird 2025
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There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy by ihatecoconut
Fandoms: Newsies - All Media Types, Newsies (1992)
05 Aug 2025
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Even the newsies stop when it rains.
Buttons doesn’t hear a soulmate’s voice in the rain. He hears nothing at all. Silence, and the world falling away. It makes him dangerous. It makes him strange.
Or so he’s always been told.
[Keep Fandom Weird Bingo: Rainverse]
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- Part 2 of Keep Fandom Weird 2025
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I've watched the summer evenings pass by by ihatecoconut
Fandoms: Star Trek: Enterprise, Star Trek
30 Jul 2025
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Trip slams a hand down on the table. No hello, no preamble.
“I think I’m stuck in a timeloop.”
“Jesus, fuck,” Hoshi mumbles, more from the jump scare than the statement.
“A timeloop. Hoshi.”
Malcolm sets his padd down on the table. “A ‘we’re all gonna die’ timeloop or a ‘you need to grow as a person’ timeloop?”
[Keep Fandom Weird Bingo: Uncontrollable Timetravelling]
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- Part 1 of Keep Fandom Weird 2025
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There was something to be said for alien planets, Malcolm thought, squinting up at a sky bluer than Earth’s. Especially the kind of missions where they were meeting an advanced culture eager to receive them – no subterfuge, no dressing up to disguise themselves, just talking for the captain, and looking out for non-existent threats for the security team.
There was less to be said about the whole thing when the most irritating man in the known universe was stood three feet to his left, commenting on things Malcolm had already clocked. But that, unfortunately, was just the price of space exploration.
“Room’s only got one exit.” Hayes murmured, just loud enough for him to hear.
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Captain America and The [REDACTED] Soldiers - (Re-Written) by ihatecoconut
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Feb 2025
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Bucky’s hands were warm and solid against his body, strong palms smoothing down over the suit, fingers hooking under the straps that secured the wing pack, tucking the zippers into the small pockets Shuri had left for him, to prevent them from flapping around. It was probably a little ridiculous that he insisted on doing it, considering that the only other time Sam had a chance to wear the suit previously, he had managed to secure it just fine himself, but… it was Bucky. And they were about to face someone who could be so much more dangerous than the Flagsmashers. Who was he to deprive Bucky of whatever allowed him to feel in control of the situation?
“You’re good.” His voice murmured in Sam’s ear, just low enough to send a shiver down his spine.
He turned, just in time to catch some of Bucky’s warmth on his front, and to see him move back, dropping his hands from Sam’s waist to shove in his pockets.
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There's a small boat made of china, It's going nowhere on the mantelpiece by ihatecoconut
Fandoms: Star Trek: Enterprise, Star Trek
06 Feb 2025
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Eliza’s eyes fluttered open as T’Pol left the room, a tiny crease appearing above her nose as she looked around for her mother.
“Mom’s just gone to get the doctor.”
The crease vanished again, replaced by the same bone-deep weariness that Trip felt. “Hurts.”
“What hurts, baby?”
“Everything.”
He swallowed down the sob that threatened to erupt. “I know, I know it does. Phlox’ll be here soon, OK? We’ll see what he can do.”
She folded her body around his hand, tucking it into her chest like it was her favourite teddy. “Daddy?”
“Still here, baby.”
“Why didn’t you let me die?”