ihatecoconut
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Alternate Universe: Everyone presents as either a dom/sub/switch/neutral.
Malcolm has been lying about his dynamic in order to join the Enterprise mission, until it all comes crashing down and the worst person possible finds him.
The armoury is an odd place for a distressed sub to come, but maybe it's one of Reed's team, maybe this place is safe for them, or they were looking for Reed. Either way, he approaches slowly, allowing his feet to make deliberate noise so the sub knows he's coming.
"Hi," he says, voice pitched low and soothing.
In response, he gets another, higher whimper. Still scared.
Trying not to grimace, he drops into a crouch and squints at the shadows that hide the sub's face. "It's Major Hayes, alright? Can I come closer?"
There's no response either way.
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When they Fell by raywortharchives (ihatecoconut)
Fandoms: Original Work, Abrahamic Religions
18 Jun 2026
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The Horror Is Realizing You Were Never Human
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What if you found your own gravestone, walking home one night? What would you do if it told you when you would die?
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If I just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world? by ihatecoconut
Fandoms: Star Trek: Enterprise
04 Feb 2026
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The bed — his bed — is empty when she enters Sickbay. It was the only one with a person still in it, and her stomach drops when she sees it.
For a moment, she just stands there, in the middle of the room, and stares at the newly cleaned sheets, hearing distantly the way her breathing starts to speed up.
Why isn’t he there? What happened? Why wasn’t she there when it—
Phlox catches her by the shoulders and spins her around with a strength and force she wasn’t certain that he possessed.
“Mallory. Breathe.”
His hands are warm and steady on her arms, holding her with a care she didn’t expect, and his eyes are warm. Calm and reassuring in a way they wouldn’t be if…
“Breathe.” He repeats, and doesn’t let go of her shoulders as she sinks down onto one of the closer beds.
“Where is he?”
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- Part 3 of Mallory Reed | Female Malcolm Reed
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I gotta think twice before I give my heart away by ihatecoconut
Fandoms: Star Trek: Enterprise
30 Jan 2026
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Missing Scene from I Just Want You to Stay
We know the MACOs have noticed Reed & Hayes' thing, but what about the 'fleeters?
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- Part 2 of Mallory Reed | Female Malcolm Reed
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Keep Fandom Weird 2025 by ihatecoconut
Fandom Newsies (1992), Newsies - All Media Types, Star Trek, Star Trek: Enterprise
28 Sep 2025
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A collection of my works in an attempt to complete my bingo card from @keepfandomweird on tumblr!
All are stand-alone works.
Titles from "Afternoons & Coffeespoons" by Crash Test Dummies- Words:
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[REDACTED] Universe by ihatecoconut
Fandom Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), WandaVision (TV)
28 Aug 2021
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Marked as complete. Unlikely that I will return to update it.
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11 May 2026
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the secret society of stick handlers by gurlsrool
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Apr 2026
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The queer NHL players (begrudgingly) unite via group chats in the face of social media scandals.
These stories take place on a (slightly loose) chronological timeline and make the most sense when read in order. However, they're all independent stories/scandals and can be read as standalones.
All stories take place post TLG and include spoilers for the books.
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08 May 2026
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Hit Post by nineteenohtwo
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 May 2026
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A series of social media/epistolary fic exploring the world Shane and Ilya live in post The Long Game. Written before Unrivaled!
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14 Apr 2026
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team dads hollanov by Marmeladeskies
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
25 Aug 2026
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13 Mar 2026
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shane hollander boy kisser confirmed! by chuyasexual
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Feb 2026
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In 2021, Shane Hollander reveals his relationship with former rival Ilya Rozanov to the shock of chronically online people worldwide, who’ve spent the last decade convincing the world he’s secretly in love with his teammate Hayden Pike
feng (she/her) @flowerfeng · Apr 3, 2021
gotta feel bad for shane hollander. like imagine everyone wishing you were in a secret gay relationship. and you gotta spend your career swearing you’re not in a secret gay relationship. but you ARE in a secret gay relationship. just w the wrong guybooboo the fool @cinnacin · Apr 4, 2021
shane hollander w a hand on the bible: no im not in a decade-long secret relationship w fellow hockey player hayden pike
roger cromwell: ok say it again without the hayden pike part
shane hollander: sweats nervously(Or, imagine if #Shayden was the #LarryStylinson of the HR/GC universe)
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- Part 1 of boy kissing and other illicit activities