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[podfic] The Bucket List by CarCrash_Pods (429_CarCrash)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 Nov 2024
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[Audio length: 0:23:14]
“Come on, it’ll be fun. And if it’s not fun, I won’t bother you about it ever again. I swear.”
“You swear?” Bucky asked, raising a doubtful eyebrow.
Clint raised a hand and rested it on his chest over his heart. “I swear on Barney’s li—”
Bucky cleared his throat pointedly.
“Fine. I swear on… Steve’s life that I’ll leave it alone.”
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A Vampire and a Werewolf Walk Into a Bar... by Blizzard_Fire
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Oct 2023
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Bruce meets a handsome vampire at a Halloween party.
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Star-Crossed Brothers by 429_CarCrash
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
11 May 2023
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“I would never ask you”, he said gently, “to disown your family. I would never want you to stop loving someone on my behalf. Your apology is appreciated. But it’s not necessary. Not the things you said, not the things you left unsaid. Not to me. He’s your brother. I get it.”
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Fonts, and colors, and work skins, oh my! by Charles_Rockafellor, 𝖀𝓷ᶦ𝕔ⓞðə E Ⓜ️🅾️j̵͍̟̝̝̖̮̓ͭͨ̂̐̚ℹ️ (Charles_Rockafellor)
Fandoms: css - Fandom, Work Skins - Fandom
24 Jan 2021
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Explains:
● how to make a work skin;
● how to view fics' work skin rules;
● how to colorize text and circle words and highlight backgrounds (examples in head-note), and change and resize your fonts;
● how to turn all links blue-underscore automatically;
● the CSS code for diacritics to render properly, e.g.: “ầ” & “ồ” (with diacritics not superimposed), or “ị” (with underdot directly beneath, not kerned to the left), without breaking words such as “gầu” or “vịt” (using a monotype font for these letters would create gaps to each side of the ầ or the ị). Head-note has corrected examples;
● Site Skin addenda to block / shrink tags, and block authors / works;
● even a quick way (code included) to simply make a Site Skin so that you can read everything in your font of preference!Full code is included.
I read, appreciate, and reply to all of your comments — they're always welcome!
𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆, 𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑺𝒖𝒃𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒆! ❤️
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- Part 5 of How to
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Got a Heart in Me, I Swear by thepartyresponsible for Kangofu_CB, stellalou
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
19 Jan 2021
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The pictures leak on a lazy off-season Sunday, in that muddled bit of midafternoon Clint never knows what to do with when he isn’t training. He curls up with Lucky on the couch and naps through the end of his whole damn life. And that, honestly, is pretty much perfect.
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10 Nov 2022
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I can honestly say that this was one of the best damn Winterhawk fics — ANY SHIP fic — that I have ever read. It took me an entire day just to read 35k because I kept rereading and laughing my ass off. Please read this masterpiece
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Bruce Banner's Guide to Romancing an AI by Blizzard_Fire
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Dec 2021
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Clint snickers. ‘Dude, JARVIS has the fattest crush on you.’
Bruce stares back at him blankly, mouth full of donut. ‘Mwhut?’
‘Looks are subjective. I of course am above such things.’
‘Deny it all you want, you're whipped. I get it, he’s got that bedroom hair and puppy dog eyes thing going on.’
Bruce wants to protest at that, and chews furiously.
JARVIS sounds as if he's smiling. ‘Well, I do like a man in a lab coat.’
Bruce chokes.When Bruce moves in at Stark Tower, he never expected to feel so at home... or to develop a crush on Tony's soft-spoken AI butler program.
It turns out that romance is a little different when your boyfriend is an AI, but JARVIS is open-minded. And Bruce is very, very good at experimenting... -
Someone To Watch Over Me by belwrites (soulfulalpaca)
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Mar 2016
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Everyone knows Mr. Barnes is married.
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12 Jun 2020
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A Thistle Cannot Grow by ccbytheseashore for littleredreadinghood
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Comics), The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
05 Sep 2016
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Clint stood at the bottom of the stairs in his boxer shorts and socks with his bow aimed at Bucky Barnes.
Bucky held his hands up in a placating gesture. “I didn't mean to sneak up on you.”
Clint didn't lower the bow.
“I didn't know you had a kid,” Bucky added conversationally.
“I should shoot your ass on principle.”
Bucky Barnes, injured and bleeding, breaks into Clint Barton's apartment through the fire escape after a bad op, discovers that Clint has a kid, and decides that he should probably stay because they clearly need looking after.
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12 Jun 2020
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Liminal Spaces by thepartyresponsible
Fandoms: Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Jun 2019
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“Clint,” Steve says, and it’s that same no-bullshit, do-or-die, I really, really mean it voice he used to trot out in the last few innings of close games in high school. “Bucky’s not gonna fly. He’s not going to drive himself. He can’t— I need you to drive him here.”
“Oh, fuck you,” Clint says, and hangs up.
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12 Jun 2020
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Political Animals by crinklefries, Deisderium
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Oct 2019
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Okay, so the real problem is that you shouldn’t fuck your arch-rival, political enemy, and the person you loathe the most in the world where you work. Or like, at least, you shouldn’t keep doing that.
But okay, the thing that Descartes or whoever didn’t know was that Steve really tries, but Bucky Barnes has a mouth that should probably constitute an eighth sin or something.
Jesus fucking Christ, Sam’s going to kill him.
(or—Steve’s best friend is the U.S. Constitution and he can’t seem to stop fucking a hot Republican. They shouldn’t fall in love, but somehow they do. That’s it, that’s the fic.)
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- Part 1 of Niccolò Machiavelli's The Politician
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The Care and Feeding of Lost Causes by Theotrix
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Aug 2013
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“You’re a former hermit with a history of depression and an alter ego who smashes buildings, and somehow you’ve found a person who gets you out interacting with the world. Trust me on this: hold onto him as hard as he will let you.”
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- Part 1 of Self Help
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He's All That by crinklefries
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Oct 2018
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“That one,” Tony says gleefully. “I pick him.”
“Him?” Bucky hisses. “Steve Rogers?”
“Bet’s a bet,” Tony says smugly. “Make Steve Rogers the class president by the end of the year.”
“Motherfucker,” Bucky curses. Then he takes a fortifying breath. He can do this. He’s Bucky Son of A Senator Barnes. He runs a hand through his hair, messing it up in the front just the way he knows men and women like it.
“Fine,” he says. “Okay. By the end of the year. Easy.”
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When Bucky Barnes--son of a state Senator, future president of his fraternity, and co-captain of his college’s soccer team--gets unceremoniously and very publicly dumped at a party, his entire reputation hangs on by the thinnest thread. Drunk and humiliated, he does the only thing that makes sense--he makes a bet with Tony Stark.
Now Bucky has the length of the school year to take Steve Rogers--small, asthmatic, environmentally-conscious art nerd, political activist, and complete social disaster--and turn him into the student body president. How many misunderstandings, shenanigans, and college tropes will abound before Bucky realizes that Steve Rogers, well, he’s all that?
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10 Dec 2019
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Introduction to Fake Dating Your Best Friend 101 by crinklefries
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
12 Mar 2019
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Bucky stares at his best friend as though he’s absolutely lost what’s left of his dumbass mind.
“Excuse me?” he asks dumbly.
Steve sighs and sags back onto the couch, covering his face dramatically with one large, well-manicured hand.
“Dean Coulson thinks we’re dating. And gay. But like, for each other. And now I need you to fake date me so I can convince the Chancellor to fund my research.”
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Steve and Bucky are a pair of professors who have to fake date for academic purposes and are real dumb along the way. It's not so much a forest of pine as a whole landscape of it. It turns out fine, probably.
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Bookmarked by im95notdead
01 Nov 2019
Bookmarker's Notes
So so so so so wonderful, so hilarious. I laughed, I cried, I pined with Bucky. The author should be recruited by some big entertainment company ASAP because this was so professionally entertaining. Please everyone read this
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Barnes & Rogers and the Goddamn Truth by orphan_account
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
07 Jun 2016
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There are three well-known facts at Shield High:
1. The history teacher Mr. Barnes is a stone-cold terror, and it’s not even because he only has one arm.
2. The other history teacher, Mr. Rogers, is a mysterious enigma, and it’s something to do with the body of a Greek God and contradicting stories of his past. (They’re all rumours, anyway.)
3. Mr Barnes and Mr Rogers hate each other.Bucky wouldn’t have it any other way.
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31 Oct 2019
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I read this in one sitting because it’s amazing
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The Winter Soldier vs. Twitter (hashtag BuckRogers) by galwednesday
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 May 2016
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“Remember what I said about internet trolls?”
“Don’t feed the trolls.”
“Exactly. Did I not say the same thing to Barnes?” Tony asked rhetorically. “Were those not my exact words? I could have sworn they were, and yet.”
“Bucky’s feeding the trolls?”
“He’s throwing a goddamn seven-course troll banquet. Every time someone on Twitter asks if your relationship announcement is real, he replies. Colorfully.”
Steve opened his mouth to ask what “colorfully” meant, then caught the gleam in Tony’s eye and put two and two together. He blushed. Colorfully. “Oh.”
(Steve and Bucky announce their relationship in a very dignified press conference. Bucky then replies to every goddamn tweet asking him to confirm it with a different dirty euphemism. Things escalate from there.)
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- Part 1 of BuckRogers vs. the Internet
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04 Sep 2019
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Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye by galwednesday
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
12 May 2018
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Bucky took the other flute. “There more where this came from, or is this a one-and-done kind of deal?”
“It’s an open bar,” Clint said.
“Fuck, yeah,” Bucky said, and drained half his glass in one gulp. “Steve, I take it back, your holiday parties are the best.”
“Told you. I’m hitting the appetizer table before the brie wheel runs out, you want anything, sweetpea?”
“Yeah, get me five of everything wrapped in bacon.”
“On it, lambykins.”
“Thanks, fucknugget.”
Tony choked on his champagne.
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- Part 3 of Tumblr ficlets 2018
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01 Sep 2019
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Save a Horse, Ride a Captain by galwednesday
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
19 Jan 2018
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Bucky tapped him on the shoulder, swaying back and forth a little as he waited for the man to turn around. “Hello,” he said, and then promptly forgot what else he was going to say, because this guy was fucking beautiful. “Wow. Good face.”
Two of the guy’s friends, a man wearing a suit that fit so well it had to be bespoke and a man with a cute little gap between his front teeth, started cracking up. The petite redhead sitting next to them cocked her head to the side and pulled her phone out of her handbag. Beautiful Face just looked kind of pained, so Bucky redirected. He was a gentleman. He could take a hint. No hitting on beautiful guys who were uncomfortable with that sort of thing, no matter how lickable their jawlines were.
“Hello,” he repeated, doing his best to mind his manners. “I’m very sorry to bother you. Can I have a piggy-back ride?”
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01 Sep 2019
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Hilarious and so well written
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The Last Love Song of Anthony E. Stark by jibrailis
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Mar 2012
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After contracting an Asgardian virus, Tony starts forgetting things. And people. And Steve.
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10 Jul 2019
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“I don’t even find Steve attractive,” Natasha says, eyes following greedily every drop of coffee the machine pours, for once in her life genuinely unaware of the impact her words are about to cause.
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Bait and Switch by galwednesday
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
02 Feb 2018
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"Post-action tacos?” Tony suggested. “I’m thinking that place by Fordham. BattleBot, you in?”
“Can’t,” the Soldier said, typing something into his phone. “I have a date.”
Tony stopped talking for an entire three seconds. “You. Have a date.”
The Soldier looked up and blinked, clearly nonplussed to find Sam and Tony both staring at him. “Yes.”
“With who?”
“My boyfriend.”
“You have a boyfriend. You have a boyfriend?” Tony looked like he’d just walked into a lamppost, and then the lamppost had handed him a birthday present.
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- Part 1 of Bait and Switch 'verse
- Part 1 of Tumblr ficlets 2018
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14 Jun 2019
