1 - 20 of 79 Bookmarks by immoralelf

Navigation

List of Bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    The worst thing about being a traffic cop on Staten Island, other than the “traffic” and “Staten Island” parts, was that sometimes Shane was afraid he wasn’t even any good at it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,295
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    285
    Kudos:
    897
    Bookmarks:
    295
    Hits:
    12,636

    07 Oct 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Stranger: u play hockey?
    You: Yes. You?
    Stranger: ya
    Stranger: what level?
    You: University, what about you?
    Stranger: mlh
    You: Yeah, sure lol
    Stranger: am serious
    You: Okay, well I don’t believe you. Why would an MLH player be on Omegle to talk about hockey lol
    Stranger: maybe i like to inspire people

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,633
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    548
    Kudos:
    5,763
    Bookmarks:
    1,216
    Hits:
    115,555

    29 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Oh, so is my fault I am big strong top with giant Russian dick and all little bitch boys want to bend over for me? No one cares about my prostate?"
    _______________________________________

    They fuck around. Then they find out.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,679
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    212
    Kudos:
    1,762
    Bookmarks:
    354
    Hits:
    21,883

    08 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Hi Ilya,

    My name is Shane! I don’t speak Russian, I hope that’s okay. I’m also 25 years old and I love hockey too! So we have some things in common.

    I’ve never written an inmate before. I don’t really know why I’m doing this. I guess I’m lonely. I’m not very good at making friends or dating. I think maybe I can be a bit awkward in person, but I’m good at writing. So I hope that’s okay.

    or Shane Hollander finds Ilya Rozanov on WriteAPrisoner.com and sends him an email.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,233
    Chapters:
    8/15
    Comments:
    8,948
    Kudos:
    40,581
    Bookmarks:
    10,146
    Hits:
    1,089,983

    08 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Hollander’s Metros have had a challenging few years, with back-to-back knee injuries and a concussion keeping the two-time Stanley Cup winner and Olympic gold medalist off the ice for three consecutive postseason runs. Hollander is apparently back to fighting trim, but everyone’s wondering if that will still be true come April. The Metros have promised that they’re behind their franchise star one hundred percent, but there are signs they might be hedging their bets. The Metros announced last week that they have penned a deal with San Francisco’s dynamic young Russian star, center Ilya Rozanov. The move has sent shockwaves through MLH, as San Francisco was widely expected to sign a contract extension with Rozanov, who became a restricted free agent in June.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,525
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    2,626
    Kudos:
    12,992
    Bookmarks:
    5,314
    Hits:
    276,710

    19 Feb 2026

  6. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Of course Ilya had known that Shane would come back but it was gratifying, still, the text from Jane, Can we meet up when you’re here tomorrow, I don’t care where. I really need to see you. The intimation, probably accidental, that Shane was so very desperate he was open to the idea of Ilya fucking him in the street. Ilya typed and deleted many potential replies, which was not characteristic of him.

     

    (Or: Shane gets blackmailed. Ilya handles it.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,865
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    533
    Kudos:
    4,949
    Bookmarks:
    843
    Hits:
    28,180

    19 Feb 2026

  7. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    I like beating you, Shane had said, once, half-drunk on pleasure in a rumpled hotel bed. I like it– afterwards, when you’re–

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,936
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    213
    Kudos:
    3,894
    Bookmarks:
    816
    Hits:
    41,273

    10 Feb 2026

  8. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    After the Metros win over the Moscow Central Red Army in the 1980 Super Series, Shane picks Ilya as his winner's room forfeit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,265
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    1,059
    Bookmarks:
    144
    Hits:
    9,087

    05 Feb 2026

  9. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “And this is Svetlana! You guys have a fun hockey connection. She’s BFFs with—ooh. What’s his name again, babe?”

    “Ilya Rozanov,” says Svetlana. Feeling virtuous about it, she offers her hand first. “Don’t tell him I said you have the best hands in the league.”

    Shane’s face is rigid. “Um. I won’t?”

    “Thank you,” she says gravely. “You have saved a life.” Rose laughs, stroking Shane’s arm, and he suddenly remembers Svetlana’s hand is hanging. He takes it limply and disposes of it quick. His eyes look a little wild.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,581
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    780
    Kudos:
    7,271
    Bookmarks:
    1,219
    Hits:
    40,232

    04 Feb 2026

  10. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    A series of social media/epistolary fic exploring the world Shane and Ilya live in post The Long Game. Written before Unrivaled!

    Words:
    16,696
    Works:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    5,422

    04 Feb 2026

  11. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,196
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1,708
    Kudos:
    58,663
    Bookmarks:
    11,890
    Hits:
    419,218

    04 Feb 2026

  12. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    It had been a very weird day, but Shane wasn’t going to jerk off about it a second time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,055
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    707
    Kudos:
    5,260
    Bookmarks:
    896
    Hits:
    46,814

    04 Feb 2026

  13. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Hollander’s mouth flattens into the cutest, bitchiest little line. “Yeah, well, have you seen one on a guy before because…” he stops, waves a hand down at his crotch.

    “I have now,” Ilya answers honestly. He’s heard of it before, of course. Usually crude jokes amongst crude locker rooms, but he also knows for all the claims made from every other guy about how they’ve come across one, it’s rare.

    So of course Shane fucking Hollander gets the honour.

    Ilya can’t be mad though, considering that he’s about to reap the rewards of it.

    Shane Hollander wakes up with a pussy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,719
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    150
    Kudos:
    4,136
    Bookmarks:
    636
    Hits:
    37,177

    04 Feb 2026

  14. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Ilya is married. Still, old habits die hard.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,174
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    438
    Kudos:
    2,148
    Bookmarks:
    452
    Hits:
    28,955

    28 Jan 2026

  15. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Hayden cuts himself off at the sound of something he hears so rarely, he’s almost sure he’s imagining it. He scans the room, looking for the source, and sure enough, his eyes land on his target. 

    There, nestled in between two of his teammates on the couch, is Shane Hollander. 

    Laughing. Out loud. Audibly. 

    Like, he’s actually fucking laughing, not the fake laughs he forces out to make other people more comfortable. In fact, he’s laughing so hard, he looks like he might cry, and Hayden would be delighted by the sight of it if he weren’t so fucking concerned. Shane Hollander doesn’t laugh at parties. Shane Hollander barely laughs when he’s actually happy, and he’s never happy at parties. So what gives? 

    Or:

    Shane Hollander accidentally gets very high. That's it, that's the fic.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,673
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    836
    Kudos:
    22,469
    Bookmarks:
    4,357
    Hits:
    186,306

    21 Jan 2026

  16. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane’s fingertips lazily trace down the middle of his back, and then tap their way back up. Ilya wants to die here.

    “If you could be any animal,” Shane asks, yawning in the middle of the sentence, “what animal would you be?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,810
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    464
    Kudos:
    9,626
    Bookmarks:
    2,005
    Hits:
    60,527

    12 Jan 2026

  17. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,465
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2,752
    Kudos:
    52,968
    Bookmarks:
    15,433
    Hits:
    473,330

    12 Jan 2026

  18. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”

    “Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”

    Hayden stops, so Shane does too.

    “You don’t know who that was?” 

    Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer. 

    “Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious. 

    Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”

    “At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke. 

    “He’s a porn star, man.” 

    “A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?” 

    ---

    Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,214
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1,202
    Kudos:
    41,324
    Bookmarks:
    9,263
    Hits:
    511,880

    11 Jan 2026

  19. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Ilya tries to breathe. Shane is the one who panics. In fact, Ilya has been so calm over the past hour. So, so calm. Soooooooo so so so amazingly calm that maybe Shane will reward him with a very nice blowjob later. Ilya has been calm because Shane needs a rock to lean on, but Shane is gone and now Ilya is panicking. This is his only chance to rectify the first, shirtless impression he made on Shane’s father.

    “Do you still read New Yorker?”

    OR: Ilya, on the confluence of Shane with David, Yuna, and Svetlana.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,563
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    682
    Kudos:
    11,566
    Bookmarks:
    2,310
    Hits:
    66,338

    11 Jan 2026

  20. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Ilya loves being Shane's dog. He hopes he's good enough to earn it.

    Series
    • Part 2 of Dog
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,219
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    630
    Kudos:
    14,838
    Bookmarks:
    2,015
    Hits:
    132,722

    10 Jan 2026

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags
Include Bookmarker's Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags
Exclude Bookmarker's Tags

More Options

Word count
Bookmark types
Submit

Clear Filters

Navigation