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  1. Rec 40

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    “Gosh, you’re pretty.”
    Crowley didn’t realize he’d spoken until Aziraphale stopped and stared at him.

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    Five times, Crowley tells Aziraphale what he thinks by accident. One time, he does so on purpose.

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    20 Mar 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    cute :))

  2. Rec 29

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    5 times Crowley says 'angel' far too tenderly, plus 1 time where Aziraphale responds.

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    30 Dec 2021

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    Aziraphale didn't believe in reiki, or healing energies, or crystals, despite the thinly veiled implications and upsell offerings of this particular spa. But he believed in love. He believed in loving the people around him, and he believed in channeling that care into his work.
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    Crowley seeks out a new massage therapist when his old injury starts giving him hell.

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    06 Jul 2021

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    Crowley’s begun using terms of endearment to tease his angel. It’s all fun and games until he uses one by accident.

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    15 Jun 2021

  5. Rec 10

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    Young Warlock Dowling asks Brother Francis if he'd like a hug. Brother Francis finds himself admitting... he's never had a hug before.

    Warlock seeks to resolve that, post haste.

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    12 Jun 2021

  6. Rec 54

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    The world after the Apocalypse was, no contest, the best thing that had ever happened to Crowley. And he was determined to keep it no matter what.
    It was like a static buzz in the back of his head, constant and inescapable: Tread the line carefully, don't slip. Don't slip.
    Don't destroy everything.

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    Or, Crowley is wound tight after the last eleven years. Aziraphale offers a hug, but it's going to take a long time for Crowley to truly unwind. Fortunately Aziraphale is patient.

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    12 Jun 2021

  7. Rec 20

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    Crowley blinked twice, which was a lot of blinking for a snake. He turned towards the big mirror on the side of his room, and saw… uh. That couldn’t be right. He blinked another couple of times as he realised Aziraphale was trapped inside his mirror.

    But it wasn’t just that. Aziraphale also seemed to be… well, a drawing of himself? And a rather infuriated one at that.

    Crowley gaped like a fish, then looked back towards the door, wondering how much wine he’d had before falling asleep.

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    06 Jun 2021

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    Crowley worked in Sales. He had never intended to work in Sales. It had just sort of happened. One moment, there he’d been, a newly minted university graduate off to change the world, exquisitely useless Philosophy degree in hand, and now here he was, having sauntered vaguely downwards into a Hell that consisted mainly of cold-calling new customers and sucking up to existing ones.
     
    AU based on The Office.

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    31 May 2021

  9. Rec 13

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    There comes a time where every human needs to have a firm understanding about certain facts of life. The information is often taught by parents, teachers, or other trusted adults in a trial of embarrassment and awkwardness often referred to as The Talk.

    Of course, the Talk may be a bit more detailed when it involves a former Anti-Christ and a Not-Quite-Anti-Christ. But Aziraphale and Crowley are ready to handle the issue. With a power point presentation.

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    15 May 2021

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    Aziraphale blinks as it slowly dawns on him exactly what he’s looking at. Crowley has a tattoo. Well, another one anyway. Unlike the small serpent curled just beneath his temple, this one takes up far more space.

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    26 Apr 2021

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    Crowley hosts a late night comedy talk show. Aziraphale hosts a feel good morning talk show.

    When Crowley is asked to present Aziraphale with a lifetime achievement award, everything goes a bit skew-whiff.

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    Normally when I don’t get something that everyone else seems to be mad on my first point of call is the wonderful world of the internet, but we’ve had a falling out you see, the internet and I. Despite my many years as late night show host meets investigative journalist meets comic genius meets veritable sex god (though Wikipedia only acknowledges the first of these accomplishments, despite my many attempts at editing the listing) they have turned on me.

    I’m a gif. And a meme.

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    14 Apr 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ahhh so lovely !!

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    25 Mar 2021

  13. Rec 25

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    Crowley has mastered plenty of humanity’s numerous idiosyncrasies, but somehow has never gotten the hang of blinking.

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    22 Nov 2020

  14. Rec 32

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    Dean already lost Cas to the empty once before, and now he's going to do whatever it takes to get his Angel back.

    This picks up at the end of 15.19 and is an alternate finale for those of y'all who (like me) are hurting and trying to pretend that 15.20 does not exist.

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    20 Nov 2020

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    Crowley has one goal: sell the run-down lodge in the Cascades that his uncle left him in his will.

    He doesn't expect to meet someone like Aziraphale, the kind handyman working on his uncle's property who turns out to be more of an enigma than Crowley first thought.

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    21 Oct 2020

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    Aziraphale Z. Fell is a rising star of the spiritual literary genre - the next Eat Pray Love guy - and his version of Chicken Soup For the Christian Soul is flying off the shelves. It's not that he's not grateful, but it's one thing to enjoy a career in writing and another completely to be pigeonholed into a specific genre, so much so that you are almost forbidden from writing anything else.
    So yes, maybe he has a bit of a secret. An outlet for his less... appropriate urges. And yes, if his typical readership got word of the sort of paragraphs he could put out on a particularly inspired night, they might suffer some form of heart attack typical for their age.
    But all of that is well hidden, and there is absolutely no way anyone would ever find out about his Arrangement with A.J. Crowley - the most debaucherous romantic fiction author of the decade.
    That is... until they have to pretend to be married to each other.

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    19 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    everything about this is perfect !!!

  17. Rec *

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    18 Oct 2020

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    Angels don’t shield Demons.
    Well, Angels typically don’t disobey orders* and give away their Heaven-issued flaming swords, either.

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    The Author Set Up an Entire Fic Just to Make Aziraphale Touch Crowley's Long Hair ... over the course of 6000 years!

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    Comments:
    364
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    05 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    lovely :’)

  19. Rec 9

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    Post-finale AU. Lin goes back to her roots in order to regain her bending.

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    01 Oct 2020

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    Bolin's joins the metalbending police force.

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    5,548

    15 Sep 2020

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