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For a while, Scout has noticed that his father has gotten quite close with the Medic. Ever since Spy revealed that he learned German Sign Language to help translate for Medic, the two have been attached like two soda cans in a packet.
It’s quite obvious: they have a thing for each other.
Or… so Scout thought.
Medic and Spy are best friends. Scout is convinced they're dating. On the other hand, Scout and Sniper are best friends. Spy is convinced they're dating. Cue some mutual father-son stalking.
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- Part 3 of simmering sapphires
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"Wow! You really are not the talkative type."
RED Medic kidnaps BLU Medic after an unexpected run-in during battle. Little does he know, BLU Medic physically can't answer his questions. Hijinks ensue as the rest of RED bear witness to the comedy of errors between the doctors.
Meanwhile, the BLU Team forms a plan to get their Medic back.
(written in a spec screenplay format!)
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- Part 2 of simmering sapphires
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“I’m not letting him—” Scout points at Medic, “—do anything to my mouth. Are you even qualified for wisdom teeth surgery?”
“It’s still surgery, ja?” Medic says with a shrug. “It can’t be that hard.”
“DON’T COME NEAR MY TEETH.”
Medic’s first run with the Medi Gun results him healing Scout a little too much, and now his wisdom teeth are back. Medic and Soldier claim to be able to remove them, but Scout doesn’t want to take his chances.
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- Part 1 of simmering sapphires
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"What if I just changed my name to ‘Mitch’ and call it a day?”
“Nope.” Scout’s arms fly up into an X-shape. “Nuh-uh. Absolutely not. That’s basically the same thing. Try again, pal.”
“Bloody hell,” Sniper groans, dropping his pencil on the table. “I don’t know! You’ve got a last name to keep, Demo’s got a last name to change, but I’ve got nothin’! All I have — all I had was my job.” He fidgets with the cast on his left arm. “I don’t know,” he repeats quietly.
After discovering the truth of their cloned life, several BLU mercenaries (and RED Engineer) brainstorm new names to begin building their own identities.
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- Part 4 of simmering sapphires
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For a while, Sniper stares into the distant landscape, leaned over on the balcony railing, until quiet footsteps tap from behind him. He turns his attention to the noise, glancing back to find a familiar, gangly form standing backlit against the doorway: the BLU Sniper.
“Hey, mate,” the BLU says, taking a careful step towards him. “I hope this doesn’t come off as rude, but how are ya holdin’ up?”
“I’m gonna be honest,” Sniper responds without thinking, “it’s been a lot.”
BLU Sniper has many uncertainties about his cloned life. RED Sniper gives him answers, many of which are not very pleasant.
or, the Snipers have a long conversation about their lives and the associated traumas of childhood, loss, and intimacy.
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- Part 5 of simmering sapphires
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Eighteen mercenaries. Nine clones. One devastating, catastrophic secret resting on Dell Conagher's shoulders.
or, a Team Fortress 2 canon-divergent AU where the BLU Engineer, Dell Conagher, was ordered to operate his father's old cloning machine to produce the RED Engineer and the other mercenaries of BLU. It's hard to keep secrets when you see each other every day for four years.
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who is baldur and why are we gay by kiwinatorwaffles
Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
02 Jan 2025
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bg3 oneshots surrounding the events of my playthrough!
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those lawyers do be gay by kiwinatorwaffles
Fandom: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
06 Dec 2023
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my works relating to ace attorney. contains a lot of gay pining, found family, and aroace edgeworth propaganda
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murmurations of an augury by kiwinatorwaffles
Fandom: Cookie Run (Video Game), Cookie Run: Kingdom, Cookie Run: OvenBreak
21 Jul 2023
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Vengeance, family, and forgiveness. These are the three virtues the Cookies will learn, no matter how much Darkness they may have within them.
or, a cookie run au in which i, kiwi, articulate all of my insane crob headcanons i've had since 2018 and completely go off the rails from the new crk lore. im still salty about what happened to de in crk btw
(wip, series name is subject to change)
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kiwi when the teens are titans by kiwinatorwaffles
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Teen Titans (Animated Series)
06 Dec 2023
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stories from the teen titans animated series. placed in order relative to the timeline of the show (mostly)
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It’s routine, at this point. There’s little room for variation.
Even here, where novelty foregoes punishment--or even acknowledgment--he can’t bring himself to do more.
To do anything of significance.
To leave before he can let himself scratch this itch until it starts bleeding.
Routine knows him by the divots in a rusty old keypad; by the phone number he calls every weekend. Their private performance.
Is it true freedom if it's planned all the way down to the letter; the number; the bone?
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a fic about BLU sniper; a phone number; and the nerve-wracking terror that comes with being the copy of someone else's memories. someone recommended this fic to their mom and it's the highest honor ive ever received.
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- Part 1 of TRUE BLU
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BLU Medic is struggling to come to terms with being a clone, but despite this, he has excelled at his role on the BLU Team. His teammates admire him, trust his judgment, and know they can count on him. He sometimes has flashbacks of his RED counterpart's memories but he has come to accept them as a part of himself. One fateful day, he is torn from his teammates in the middle of a battle, and wakes under surgical lamps in the RED Medic's laboratory. It turns out the RED Medic is wrestling with a great deal of conflicted emotion regarding his BLU counterpart, and as their interaction continues, BLU Medic begins to realize there is a fine line between the RED Medic's mercy and his rage.
Can BLU Medic survive himself? Or is this the end of the line for him?
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- Part 2 of Doppelgängers Across the Divide
Bookmarked by kiwinatorwaffles
11 Oct 2025
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Sniper is forced to experience snow for the first time.
Bookmarked by kiwinatorwaffles
08 Oct 2025
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Since joining RED, Sniper had managed to evade his yearly physical. But this year, things were going to be different. Medic was going to make sure of it. Even if that meant getting the whole team involved.
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Bookmarked by kiwinatorwaffles
24 Sep 2025
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Working under RED can be repetitive at times - but nothing like this.
After a curse is fired his way, Scout is forced to live through the same day over and over and over again.
It should be easy for someone as perfect as Scout to break the curse, right?
As long as he doesn't have to confront the things he's been feeling towards Sniper it should be a piece of cake!
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Bookmarked by kiwinatorwaffles
24 Sep 2025
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the only work to convince me of speeding bullet (a high achievement)