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False Friends by IvyLee
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
07 Jun 2026
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In linguistics, a false friend is a word in a different language that sounds similar to a word in your own, but differs significantly in meaning. No word in any Eridian language could possibly be mistaken for English. But Erid absolutely has false friends.
In his right mind, Grace would easily identify the mistaken assumptions inhibiting his integration on Erid. They are:
1: A molecular biologist and a sapient rock can cobble together translation software that reflects the etymological nuance of an entire alien language.
2: Eridians are enough like humans to have an Area 51 and look forward to using it.Unfortunately, Grace hasn’t been in his right mind in years.
OR: a ‘Return to Erid’ story where Grace struggles to touch down alone.
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- Part 1 of The Gift Receipt Rockimatic Universe
- Language:
- English
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- 19,127
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 380
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- 1,490
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23 Aug 2026
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Cunk on Erid by Macremae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV)
22 Apr 2026
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In this BBC documentary special, Philomena Cunk travels to the planet Erid to pose the questions no one else would even think to ask.
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22 Aug 2026
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There are no wolves left in Ireland by CatSteppingOnAKeyboard
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), Derry Girls (TV)
14 Dec 2022
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Orla raises her hand higher. “I’ve been possessed.”
Erin rolls her eyes. “No, she hasn’t, Sister Michael. Orla was iron deficient last year- she got a swimmy feeling in her head every time she stood up and she thought that was demons.”
“It was demons.” says Orla, evenly.
“Oh, and iron tablets made the demons go away, did they?”
Her cousin shrugs and thumbs the side of her nose. “Well, I felt better after I took ‘em, didn’t I?”
Another Derry, another time, same old Pennywise. Armed with friendship, faith, an encyclopaedic knowledge of Catholic heresy and a pitchfork one of them got out of the garden shed, the Derry girls do battle with a clown who really should have known better than to try this shit in Northern Ireland.
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- English
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- 73,827
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- 12/12
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- 147
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21 Aug 2026
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Sometimes I'd forget
Rocky has been stranded, alone and light years away from home for 46 years. For a long time it seemed like nothing would ever change. But a new arrival in Tau Ceti system is about to alter the course of history; For Rocky, for Erid, and for another world far, far away.
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Beta read by chez_levi! Thank you for your notes, and curse you for your implications about metaphors
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- English
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- 108,826
- Chapters:
- 22/22
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- 3,156
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- 13,063
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19 Aug 2026
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Aging Gracefully by jadedace
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
22 Jul 2026
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It's been years since Doctor Ryland Grace saved Erid and Earth. He is content with his life, happy just to teach the next generation of Eridians and have the occasional game night with Rocky and Adrian in his dome. For the most part, nothing changes.
And that's the problem. Shouldn't Grace, y'know...age? When Rocky indicates that he should be sixty human years old by now, Grace can't reconcile the young face in the mirror with the time that his friend has religiously kept.
Things get more complicated when another undoubtedly human ship shows up at the edge of the 40 Eridani system. Suddenly Grace is playing ambassador between the two species, and tensions are rising between them. Will this be a successful second contact, or is the peaceful life Grace just wants to live too much to ask for?
- Language:
- English
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- 48,648
- Chapters:
- 23/23
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- 1,207
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- 3,078
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19 Aug 2026
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a pox on all your houses by apocryphal
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 Jul 2026
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"Chlamydia?" Ilya has never heard Hollander's voice reach such heights in the absence of a cock. "You have chlamydia?"
"I did not get it on purpose," Ilya complains.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,776
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 2,004
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- 18,745
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22 Jul 2026
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ghostly ghouls get game by sargeantwoof
Fandom Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
08 Sep 2026
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imagine Heated Rivalry but with a slapdash of magical realism, ghosts, and the slowly dawning realization of just how much Shane and Ilya have to gain, if only they could figure their shit out. featuring: the most supportive team in the world (the Bears), the seething underbelly of malice (Montreal), and three tiny babies (boston's rookies), who just want to meet their stepmom.
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- 124,770
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19 Jul 2026
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Closer to where you are (is where I must be) by sistercacao
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Jun 2026
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“Ilya, what are we gonna do?” Shane says.
Ilya finishes whatever he has been doing on his phone, and tosses it gently to the bed beside him. He crosses the room to Shane, stands in front of him, squeezes into his shoulders with his big hands, rubbing them like he means to warm them up.
“Looks like we will have a little vacation,” he says, with a big obnoxious grin.
Boston and Montreal are sent to Paris to play against each other in an exhibition series in January 2017. Ilya and Shane decide to stay in Paris for one more night. Just one more night, so they can talk. Maybe finally understand each other.
They aren't expecting a volcano to erupt in Iceland and close all the airspace in Europe, leaving them stranded there. Together.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 127,267
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Comments:
- 6,920
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- 32,897
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19 Jul 2026
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Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.
Except, well. Then there are zombies.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 95,670
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 4,925
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- 16,390
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- 7,380
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- 288,078
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13 Jul 2026
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you cannot see his soul by chiinafurcoat
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
26 Jun 2026
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“Puck! I’m Falling For You!”, is an award winning romantic comedy game set right at the start of the 2016-2017 MLH Regular Season. Step into the shoes of a fresh-faced assistant coach in a world of inter-franchise politicking and help your team become Stanley Cup Champions!
Customize your character, help draft plays and formations, and try not to rock the boat too much(!) as you shoot right for the cup and straight into the arms of your future hockey-babe!
Tags: Dating Sim, Choices Matter, Nudity
Other Relevant Tags: Sports, Singleplayer, Strategy, Romance, Indie, LGBTQ+
or: NPC Shane bugs out, contemplates his identity and what he thinks he deserves, realises he’s in love with Ilya Rozanov, attempts to untangle a decade of shame and saving face, and takes the long way around in achieving his happily ever after
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- Part 1 of Puck! I’m Falling For You!
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13 Jul 2026
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Shane Hollander is a man who thrives on structure, routine, the solid ground of a ten-year plan. Ilya likes that about him, likes the embracing squeeze of having a life organized in tandem with Shane.
No one would call Ilya a man who thrives on structure. But it’s there, if not in his DNA then in the patterns of his brain. A call-and-response of: they do this, I do that.
When Ilya’s life is flayed open for the world to dissect, how will they push-and-pull their way back towards what was once a well-organized life?
“I thought we could go through the schedules and figure out what days we’ll be in the same cities this season, or when either of us have a couple of days off in a row. Maybe make a shared calendar, so we c—”
“A sex calendar? Your parents are arriving in thirty minutes, and you are proposing making a sex calendar?” Oh, this was delicious. He’d be able to eat out on this for years, if Shane was willing to give him that long.
“It’s not a sex calendar! It’s just … when we might be able to see each other,” he finished, already sounding defeated.
“And what are you planning on doing when we are seeing each other? Not fucking?”
- Language:
- English
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- 47,947
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 17
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- 4,462
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- 15,668
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13 Jul 2026
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
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- Part 9 of my heated rivalry fics
- Part 1 of homegrown
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 38,174
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 4,336
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- 36,254
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- 15,271
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10 Jul 2026
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Ilya feels like he knows everything and nothing about Shane at once. He's a child of Nike, his team always wins Capture-the-flag, he's still in touch with his biological father, and he's obscenely lucky.
What he doesn't know, is if Shane is the best or the worst person to quest with.
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Aristotle's qualifications for a Greek tragedy include dianoia (thought and introspection) and opsis (spectacle and performance). Shane and Ilya bring both to the table.Series
- Part 1 of hollanov aus
- Language:
- English
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- 70,444
- Chapters:
- 18/18
- Comments:
- 324
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- 1,812
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- 573
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- 34,710
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10 Jul 2026
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The Basic Ass Bitch Design rules for making some pretty damn good (Or at least decent) cover art. by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid
Fandoms: No Fandom
14 Jul 2019
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A tutorial i crated for a friend on some tips i have learned for making decent to great covers for podfic.
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- English
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- 1,491
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 2
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- 26
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- 11
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- 373
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24 Apr 2026
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Keep it Simple: A Highly Biased Podfic Guide For Absolute Beginners by GoLBMeta (GodOfLaundryBaskets)
Fandoms: podfic - Fandom
20 Oct 2022
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This guide is aimed at beginners with the intention of trying to break down the process so it is less overwhelming. It is, as all guides are, highly biased to what worked for me when I was starting out. If you find it doesn't work for you, I absolutely recommend trying out one of the many different guides out there!
My number one recommendation is: just go for it! Things are less complicated than you think. There are a hundred of extra bells and whistles you can start adding on once you're ready, but try and keep it dead simple for your first one.
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A step-by-step guide to your first (tenth, hundredth) podfic by Annapods
Fandoms: Podfic Fandom
21 Mar 2026
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“Podfic is an audio recording of fanfic, read aloud by a fan (or several). The term is also used as a verb; someone may ask to podfic someone else's story, or spend an afternoon podficcing. [...] Podfic is also known as audiofic.” Fanlore, Podfic
A bunch of tips, tutos and links (oh gosh so many links) for aspiring and accomplished podficcers alike.
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A guide to podficcing—for newbies, by a newbie.
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- Part 1 of Podfic Meta
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Ever since she’d been small, Hermione’s reward for good marks had been a rampage through a bookshop, so the day she tore open her O.W.L.s results and triumphantly brandished the eleven Outstandings, her beaming mother said, “We’ll go to Foyles tomorrow,” without any discussion required.
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- Part 13 of Harry Potter works
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 36,337
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 606
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- 5,072
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- 1,588
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- 48,085
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22 Mar 2026
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Meet Elizabeth Keen, involuntary Paranormal Criminal Profiler. (No, she didn't know that was an actual 'thing', either.) A Halloween AU Blacklist fic.
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11 Mar 2026
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Between the lines of Season 3A, Red and Lizzy are closer than they appear.
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- Part 1 of Below the Winds
Bookmarked by lakeline
08 Mar 2026