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The briefing was simple: ‘Stand guard over the Michael Sword until the battle is ready to commence. Await further instructions.’
Castiel doesn’t mind working security duty; he was briefed shortly after the initial salvation of the Sword from the pit, and again before taking up his position. He knows what to do. However, it’s easy to forget that the green room isn’t real. Time moves differently there, the space ever-changing to make a prison of mountains, cathedrals, salt flats, orchards, and whatever Castiel was led to believe about Heaven’s greatest weapon—Dean Winchester is something entirely unexpected.
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19 Sep 2025
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On the 31st of October, an eleven-year-old girl will bring about the end of the world. According to prophecy, anyway, and everyone knows those are infallible.
Fortunately, the world has unlikely heroes in the form of Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, who've selflessly agreed to put aside their mutual hatred and long-standing prank war in order to find the girl and stop the apocalypse. If only they could be certain they have the right child…
For fans of Terry Pratchett and dramatic irony, a comedy of errors about two people so stubbornly in denial, Fate itself decides to step in.
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22 Aug 2024
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As she looked around her living room - at the green velvet ottoman she didn't remember purchasing, the 14th century Wizarding texts on her bookshelf, the hideous and obnoxiously ostentatious grandfather clock that could only belong to a Malfoy - she pictured the toothbrush next to hers on her bathroom counter, the old Slytherin quidditch jersey she regularly tripped over in her bedroom, and the mint chocolate chip ice cream in her freezer - a flavour she abhorred, but that a particular, pale, pointy faced aristocrat sat across from her had a tragic fondness for.
Her chest burning, as if she drank a barrel of bubotuber pus, Hermione turned to him with narrowed, accusing eyes. "Malfoy...are we dating?"
If there's one thing Hermione Granger knows, it's that she simply doesn't have time to date. Draco decides to date her, anyway.
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- Part 1 of Grandfather Clocks and Ginger Biscuits
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22 Aug 2024
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“Glee was the last thing she felt staring into the empty eyes that should have been a bright grey. His face had always looked pointed and sharp, but now that gave way to gauntness. His hair, which he had been so particular about in school, hung long and limp. It reminded her of how his father had looked in his mugshot. How he had wanted to be just like his father growing up. And now he was, maybe more than ever.
A ghost.”After doing more than her fair share in saving the Wizarding World and bearing the scars of what it cost, Hermione Granger thinks she has earned herself a little respite. But when a charismatic albeit chaotic Theodore Nott convinces her to use an old law to save a dear friend who is about to meet the Dementor’s Kiss, she simply cannot stand by and watch. Follow Hermione as she navigates a world that still believes in blood status, a marriage to save the life of an old enemy and the hurt that comes with surviving.
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22 Aug 2024
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When Hermione finds a way to bring Sirius back from the veil, her actions change the rest of the war. Little does she know her spell restoring him to life provokes magic she doesn't understand and sets her on a path that ends with a Time-Turner.
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- Part 1 of DoT!verse
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22 Aug 2024
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That time Sabo pickpocketed a Marine, got kinda arrested (but it was only pretend! really!), asked some questions, got some answers, and broke a door. What's a bit of amnesia in the face of family?
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11 Mar 2024
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Destiny has never chosen Sakura, and it’s not about to start now. But with Naruto gone and the world as she knows it on the brink of collapse, the pickings are slim.
Good thing she’s too stubborn to lose.
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Or, Obito has not stopped to consider that he’s left the future in the hands of a pair of idiots.
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06 Dec 2023
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tenets of devotion by weatheredlaw
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
06 Apr 2023
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Ed leaned forward and put his head in his hands. “This is ridiculous. You know that, right?”
“Eh, I think you’ve done weirder things.”
“Weirder than marrying a paladin and infiltrating a cult together?”
Holga shrugged. “You’ve done a lot of weird things. Don’t make me list them all.”
or: xenk needs edgin's help to take down a cult. absolutely nothing can go wrong. right?
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03 Apr 2023
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“I could kill her, y’know,” Ransom offers sweetly over brunch. Marta hides her heavy swallows between sips of tea and greeting the Wellingtons sitting down at the adjacent table. They’re in public; surrounded by polite high society. They could be overheard from any direction. Ransom only yawns, flexing his wedding band, leaning in to whisper again. “I’d slit her throat with a steak knife and take those gaudy earrings while I’m at it… They’d look better on you.”
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29 Dec 2022
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27 Sep 2022
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to eat, to sing and to smile by marvelruinedmyspirit
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
10 May 2022
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Glorfindel approaches to see what the fuss is about. There is a little thing sitting amidst the flowers, shoulders hunched and head bowed. “Oh,” he says when recognition hits. “A hobbit!”
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14 Sep 2022
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Most Days by marvelruinedmyspirit
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
28 May 2022
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Some days, most days, he is a full hobbit. Perhaps one who socialises less than hobbits naturally do, but then that has always been rather a preference of his, though he used to be better at enduring family obligations.
And other days, he’s not fine. Other days find him lying on the floor of his vestibule because his skin is wrong and the air is not breathable and he just realised that he can’t remember the first words Thorin ever said to him.
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14 Sep 2022
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Sansûkh by determamfidd
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
30 Jun 2021
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From a Hobbitkink prompt:
The battle was over, and Thorin Oakenshield awoke, naked and shivering, in the Halls of his Ancestors.
The novelty of being dead fades quickly, and watching over his companions soon fills him with grief and guilt. Oddly, a faint flicker of hope arises in the form of his youngest kinsman, a Dwarf of Durin's line with bright red hair.
(Follows the story of the War of the Ring).
(Bagginshield, Gimli/Legolas) In which recovery takes time, the dead members of the Company take to watching Gimli as though he’s a soap opera, the living struggle with being left behind, Legolas is confused, Khuzdul is abused, and Thorin is four feet and ten inches of guilt and anger.
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03 Aug 2022
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愛のある場所; river of light (that brings me to you) by survivorsguilt
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
10 Sep 2021
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A lesson in love is a lesson in swimming. Except for Suguru, it's getting dropped into the deep end with the tide licking at his neck, no kickboard or life preserver keeping him afloat.
(Or: This is how Satoru finds the ocean.)
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03 Aug 2022
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Respectable hobbits don't have beards. Unfortunately, Bilbo is out of shaving cream and still on the road.
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15 Jul 2022
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Of Mead, Rights, and Sleep by GallantGeekery
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
18 Dec 2012
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Bilbo is propositioned by another dwarf. Thorin does not approve.
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15 Jul 2022
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When Drogo Baggins arrives in Erebor with a small party of hobbits, his disapproval of Thorin brings many of the king's insecurities about Bilbo's future happiness into the open. Can Thorin prove his suitability to the hobbits, and himself?
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- Part 7 of The Mushroom Mine
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14 Jul 2022
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Hidden in Undying Lands by Chrononautical
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
20 Apr 2019
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The last quest of Bilbo Baggins.
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14 Jul 2022
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The Mushroom Mine by Chrononautical
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
25 Mar 2018
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14 Jul 2022
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White Roses on a Black Shroud by riwrites
Fandoms: Shadow and Bone (TV), The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
23 Jun 2021
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Life is anything but simple for the two most powerful Grisha.
And the sun too, casts its shadows.
However will this war end?
(AU from Ruin and Rising)
Bookmarked by lehbarnes
25 May 2022