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Draco stumbles across a memory-wiped Hermione in a small muggle town. He should probably tell someone - people are looking for her, no doubt.
But it turns out that without her memory of him, Hermione actually seems to like Draco. He can even make her smile, and that makes him feel things he’d rather not examine.
Maybe he’ll wait to tell anyone, just for a little while.
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22 Feb 2026
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In the middle of a war, Hermione is stuck in the middle of nowhere.
With Draco Malfoy.
Without her friends, her magic, or her books, she has only her wits to rely on to survive her plight- to say nothing of her company. They've declared a truce, but somehow Draco keeps slipping past all her defences.Stranded together in the wilderness, Hermione and Draco are in for cold nights, endless snark, bad wine, and some interesting scars.
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19 Feb 2026
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“Or you’ll die. Really.”
Hermione put all the derision she was capable of projecting colour those words, allowing it to just hang in the air.
“Granger, you have no idea the impact those periwinkle ruffles had on me,” Draco said defensively, before immediately looking at his feet again — the bloody coward.
She scoffed. “Ha! I think you saw your first exposed collarbone and it broke your brain.”
Blaise turned to Draco. “I mean, she’s not wrong, mate. That’s basically what happened.”
“Shut it, Zabini. Granger, I realise I’m not your favourite person and I understand why this is hard for you to accept —”
“You just told me you made an Unbreakable Vow in bloody fourth year — something that Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumbass over here helped with — that you would have sex with me before you graduated from Hogwarts. And now if you don’t shag me in the next few days, you'll die. Not just sex with someone, full stop, mind you. It has to be sex with me. Muggle-born, notorious swot and insufferable know-it-all Hermione Jean Granger. Me.”
Draco swallowed. “Yes. It has to be you.”
“I call bullshit.”
8th Year Fuck or Die AU. Enjoy!
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19 Feb 2026
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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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- Part 1 of Ten out of Ten and Counting
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17 Feb 2026
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Hermione is pressured into attending group therapy, she had done everything to avoid it for years but now she has no more excuses left. Being forced into a room full of strangers and expected to discuss her darkest thoughts is hard enough but when she looks across the circle to see Pansy Parkinson staring back things get even harder.
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16 Feb 2026
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Hermione and Pansy’s eighth year at Hogwarts is coming to an uninspiring and rather dull end. After almost nine months of monotonous classes, stressful exams, and all of the other wonders of almost-adulthood, both are ready to get the fuck out of Hogwarts and not look back. The only consolation lies just beyond graduation-- Pansy has accepted a dream job offer, and the paperwork for Hermione’s London apartment has, at last, been finalized.
But, of course, it can’t last. When two idiots in their Charms class get into a fight, Pansy and Hermione are at the wrong place during the wrong time, and because of it they’re plunged into a chaotic and seemingly never-ending situation that threatens to derail their lives as they know it.
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16 Feb 2026
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first and foremost fuck JKR. trans rights are human rights.
i found this, half written, from when i was like 14 and it has refused to leave my brain since. i've made some edits and fully intend to make this into a full fic but hermione and pansy are my guilty pleasure so please enjoy them being gay and traumatised together xoxoSeries
- Part 1 of return - pansmione universe
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12 Feb 2026
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There can only be one Pansy Parkinson and one Hermione Granger at Hogwarts. In their eighth year, they are forced to share a room when McGonagall installs new protocols to ensure inter-house unity among the survivors of the war.
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11 Feb 2026
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I swore to god I'd never fall in love by DevotedDisaster
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Feb 2021
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For all intents and purposes, Pansy Parkinson knows what she's meant to do in life- the whole pureblood marriage and all that, but its never really been what she wants. She's never been with who she wants. So when she's presented with someone who she knows she shouldn't want, what happens when she starts to fall?
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- Part 1 of Tell yourself you can always stop
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11 Feb 2026
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Eighth Year was about rebuilding herself. And Hermione’s life wasn’t supposed to be torn upside down by Pansy. But when life gives you cherry sweets, you bite. And if their sourness makes you grimace at first, the sweetness gets you addicted.
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- Part 1 of Hogwarts, lesbians and emotional warfare
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11 Feb 2026
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Being the only Muggleborn in Slytherin wasn’t particularly easy for Hermione Granger, but apparently, Pansy Parkinson had to make life even harder. How? By pissing her off, all simple. Why? Because every time Hermione snapped back, it was exactly like fireworks.
Except this year is their last at Hogwarts, and Hermione has decided to make Pansy’s life hell back.
Or,
That time when Pansy decided to flip her life upside down because she saw boobs for the first time, and that time Hermione definitely participated in it.
[ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: NO VOLDEMORT, SLYTHERIN HERMIONE GRANGER]
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- Part 2 of Hogwarts, lesbians and emotional warfare
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10 Feb 2026
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It was only meant to be a wager amongst friends, thats all. Hermione had been careful, she'd made rules, but rules didn't account for the Slytherin's unexpected charm.
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10 Feb 2026
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Newly appointed Prefect Hermione Granger is steadfast in accomplishing the long-term goals she's set for herself. She's dating her best friend Ron, is very busy preparing for O.W.L.s and completing Prefect duties, and certainly doesn't have time to be bullied by Pansy Parkinson, who is clearly determined to make her life as difficult as possible.
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09 Feb 2026
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"Well this is my studio,” Parkinson retorted with a deadpanned stare, ignoring Hermione’s blatant attitude and disrespect.
A million thoughts ran through her head. Obviously this couldn’t be her studio. It didn’t make any sense. She was a liar before and a liar now. "But you're not P. Pearson,” she argued back.
Parkinson tilted her head, clearly irritated with her. “And who do you think is?”
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With the World Gala for the Magical Arts coming up in a few months, Hermione Granger has been tasked to meet with P. Pearson, an up and coming magical artist who will be representing the Ministry in the exhibition. What begins as an easy task in hand, takes an unexpected turn when she arrives at the artist's studio to find someone she wasn't anticipating.
Set some time after the Battle of Hogwarts. Slight AU.
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09 Feb 2026
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The package arrives at lunch.
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09 Feb 2026
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In third year, Hermione Granger punches Draco Malfoy.
He retaliates by stealing her first kiss.
Somehow it doesn't end there.
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02 Feb 2026
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The Marriage Law and Procreation Plan has just one goal: to produce magical children.
Draco is preparing to wed before he is matched, until he changes his mind at the last possible moment. Now he's bound to follow a law that would take away everything he's supposed to want and give him the one woman he could never have.
How does Draco cope with a match who is not thrilled by the prospect? How does he work his way into her heart and also her pants by the Ministry-imposed deadline? And what on earth is he supposed to do about the fact that he's never actually done anything like this before?
Join Draco on his adventure to win over Hermione Granger, despite the marriage law she hates and every other inconvenience life throws at them. Marriage is never easy, but Draco is up for the challenge.
Featuring a BAMF Hermione Granger and a Very Good Boy Draco Malfoy who is only slightly (okay very) intimidated by his wife.
**2024 Reddit Dramione Top Fics**
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- Part 1 of The Virgin Draco Chronicles
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02 Feb 2026
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When Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts for a mandatory Eighth Year, she is grateful for the pause — a chance to recover from the war and the nightmares that still plague her. Determined to find happiness and enjoy her final year, Hermione expects healing to be quiet. But of course it isn’t. This is Hogwarts. A small group of Slytherins approach her in confidence, asking her to help Draco Malfoy before it’s too late. Hermione is forced to make a choice — one that pulls her back into old tensions, dangerous secrets, and the unsettling realization that some of the most brutal battles are fought inside one’s mind.
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31 Jan 2026
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Before we all fell in love with the characters of This Is How You Destroy Me, our cherished Slytherins threw lavish, cocktail-themed parties, an elite tradition of excess and elegance. That is… until Theo hosted.
Below, I give you the infamous snake orgy that was only ever hinted at until now...
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- Part 1 of This is How You Destroy Me
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11 Nov 2025
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For years, Draco has been complacent. His career is on track, his future is arranged, and he's adapted to the darkness plaguing his restless nights. When paired with Hermione Granger on a top secret project, he begins to question if the comfort of familiarity is enough. As long nights dwindle and their connection grows, she shines a light on possibilities he's never imagined.
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10 Nov 2025