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Copenhagen, 2014
Australia is trying to convince the rest of the world to let them enter Europe’s greatest song contest.
Australia’s not physically in Europe, but they’re there in spirit. They’re also there in person just this one time, singing as a guest. It’s a momentous occasion, one that’s inspired the country to send two of their most familiar faces for the commentary team: legendary singers Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet, who met through watching Eurovision, but haven’t seen each other since a scandal in the 90s.
What could possibly go wrong, other than… everything?
Or maybe, in falling apart, it’ll all fall back together…
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08 Aug 2023
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Ed is bored, and the café is just a temporary distraction. He just needs a little communication to find inspiration for his new book. And even if a cute patron by the window is reading a book by one world-famous E. J. Teach, well, it's just a coincidence, and that's it. Because the Universe clearly likes to make fun of him.
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06 Aug 2023
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The problem with being a bone achingly lonely gay guy in his late forties with a mum whose favourite book was historical softcore porn was, more and more with every passing year, she would use her subtlest, most casual voice (which wasn't really either) to say stuff like:
"I think you should find someone like Tristan."
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31 Jul 2023
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As if Ed can hear the hesitation and insecurity running through Stede’s mind, he drops lower and murmurs, “I know you can, sweetheart. I know you can fuck me exactly like I need.”
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29 Jul 2023
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Ed had created a monster.
He could even pinpoint the exact moment that it happened...because he’d been gazing down at Stede’s face the moment his finger curled just so against the little bundle of nerves inside of him.
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Or: Stede Bonnet discovers his prostate and becomes an absolutely insatiable butt-slut, as god or whomever intended.
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- Part 1 of Bratty Bottom Stede Bonnet
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22 Jul 2023
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Lighthouse Bookshop had been there seemingly since time immemorial. Over forty years at that spot, sitting proud, a beacon at the heart of the community, and when the old owner decides to sell, it's the perfect vessel for Stede's odd restlessness.
And the building is connected to a famous cocktail bar run by a mad genius behind the stick.
One problem: Stede's still married.
ETA: Podfic available thanks to the inimitable KninjaKnitter at this link
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- Part 1 of sleeves touching sleeves
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09 Jul 2023
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Ed's having trouble getting hard tonight, but that's no reason to call it quits.
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05 Jul 2023
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Open on hot yoga studio Warrior Yoga.
Former athlete turned personal trainer turned yogi Edward Teach is bored with his life... again.
Enter breath of fresh air Stede Bonnet, personal financier by day and yogi by night.
Even after a lot of therapy, acceptance, and self reflection, there's still room for them to meet and grow together.
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- Part 1 of Warrior Yoga
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23 Jun 2023
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“Oh it’s really you!” Ed said after opening the door.
The eyes of the cute curly blond man on his doorstep widened in surprise “Yes? Were you... were you waiting for someone else?”
Well done, Teach, way to start the evening on a totally normal note.
“Nono, I just thought your profile pic might have been fake. Or doctored a bit at least.”
“Really? Why?”
“The... the hair.”......
Stede meets Ed at his flat for a hook-up. Stede is weird and soft. Ed is into it and gets all emotional.Bookmarked by magicinthenight91
17 Jun 2023
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Kei Taku Taha Taku Kaingākau (With My Lover at My Side) by KazzleDazzle
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Jul 2023
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He remembers the kindness in his mother’s eyes. “Edward, just because Pākehā don’t understand you, don’t understand us, don’t let them stop you from being who you are. What you’re feeling is natural.” At sea he felt he could be free from that kind of judgment, the chagrin of the church, but no one really wanted his love—they wanted his anger. He clinged to her red silk under so many layers of it and he always wondered whether the free sexuality and love of his ancestors could be found here or anywhere.
And then he met Stede, romantic, loving, kind, free Stede …
A collection of soft and sexy stories connected to Ed’s Indigenous identity!
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16 Jun 2023
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Ed agrees to be on a reality TV show with Jack about couples who disagree on getting married because he thinks it will be fun. When he finds himself in a trial marriage with Stede Bonnet, things do not go as planned.
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- Part 32 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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15 Jun 2023
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Edward Teach is lonely.
He buys Animal Crossing to see if online gameplay can change that. It doesn’t.
Then an unexpected visitor appears on his island.
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- Part 1 of New Horizons
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07 Jun 2023
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Ed was just checking out book reviews on Youtube to get a feel for what readers wanted. He didn't expect to fall for the host of Stede's Reads.
(A fic told through OFMD May Microfic Prompts)
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- Part 1 of Like and Subscribe 'Verse
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01 Jun 2023
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Back in the ‘00s, Ed was in a very famous movie franchise.
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26 May 2023
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Stede's back, but they haven't talked it through as a crew. Fine, whatever. Blackbeard doesn't need a boyfriend, doesn't need to grovel or beg to get Stede back, even though he kind of wants to.
But he tries a tea from Stede's secret stash, because it's his now. Doesn't know what the thing does. And now he's horny as hell, like he's going to die if he doesn't get fucked and fucked hard.
It's Stede's fault. And Stede's job to fix.
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26 May 2023
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Stede skims through the Casual Encounters page, mouse poised to close out of the window if Mary comes in.
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- Part 11 of OFMD AUpril Drabbles & Ficlets
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23 May 2023
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Ed attempts to be romantic in his pursuit of knocking boots with Stede for the first time.
With some encouragement from Lucius.
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21 May 2023
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Stede Bonnet is hot for the guy installing security cameras in his office.
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17 May 2023
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At the beginning of each month Stede comes into Ed's shop and gets a tiny, different colored star tattooed somewhere on his body. Stede never says why, and Ed never asks.
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- Part 1 of gold star & squiddy pie
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06 May 2023
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the feud [or, edward teach vs. the lycra warrior] by foxtails
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Apr 2023
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Mr Cyclist clearly wasn’t a one off, because once again, he’s in Ed’s seat. He’s in Ed’s seat and his stupid bike is propped up next to him, and he’s wearing a lot of lycra. Full outfit. Like he’s some kind of serious professional cyclist. A serious professional cyclist taking a break to drink tea and eat cake in Ed’s seat. At Ed’s favourite cafe. It’s not a competition or anything, but Ed used to be properly famous. Ed was a professional athlete. Kinda. He was a professional athlete, and he still engages with his sport, even if he doesn’t compete in it. He was here first. So if this guy and his lycra and his expensive looking bike are here to steal Ed’s thunder, he’s not gonna go down quietly. Or easily.
or: Edward Teach vs. the Lycra Warrior that he absolutely, definitely, 100% does not desire carnally. At all. Shut up, Lucius.
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30 Apr 2023