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always take the weather with you by missgeevious
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
12 Dec 2025
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Ilya came for the blowjobs but stayed for the feelings.
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It occurs to him then that he doesn’t have to speak to the animals in English. They don’t understand most of what he’s saying anyway. So he switches to Russian and the words tumble out of him.
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Incenatus by missgeevious
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
31 Oct 2023
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Alex receives an invite to the hottest and most mysterious party in New York, but he's unprepared for what he finds there.
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Bill wants to keep Frank but it looks like Frank has other plans.
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A collection of drabbles posted in response to the weekly words issued by schittscreekdrabbleblog on tumblr.
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- Part 1 of Drabbles
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If you are looking for a short, snuggly story that is so sweet it'll give you a cavity, this is your fic.
I make no apologies, although I probably should.
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Bear Grylls once told David that body heat is the best cure for hypothermia. He never thought he’d have a reason to use that knowledge, but he’s here now.
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David wants to help Patrick relax.
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Strong Pretty Big by missgeevious for blackandwhiteandrose
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek, 9-1-1: Lone Star (TV 2020)
26 Mar 2022
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“Oh my god!”
Patrick can’t see David’s face, so he’s not sure which of his oh my gods that was. It could be his angry one, or his annoyed one, or his amused one, or his sexy one, or his—
“It’s my annoyed one, Patrick. Stop telling the man how pretty he is and focus. Answer his question.”
Yep. That was his annoyed one.
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Patrick Brewer finds everything he never knew he wanted in a bathhouse.
You don’t *have* to read the first part in order to read this one, but you’ll probably get more out of it if you do.
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- Part 2 of The Bathhouse
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David finds more than he expected at a bathhouse.
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- Part 1 of The Bathhouse
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After he's diagnosed with a terminal illness, Patrick blows up his entire life and goes on his dream vacation.
Story is based on the movie Last Holiday. As usual, I’ve only retained the broadest strokes of the movie plot & taken many liberties. You don't need to be familiar with the movie to read this, but I love and recommend it. Queen Latifah is amazing. This was meant to be written with alternating POV by chapters, but David, and especially Patrick, had other ideas and I let them do what they wanted. I think the POV changes are clear, though.***If you need/want assurances about this story before choosing to read it, please click here, but be aware SPOILERS lurk there.***
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- Part 3 of Fractured Rom-coms
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In response to this prompt: While out for a fancy dinner date, Patrick casually lets David know he's wearing a plug, and it melts David's brain.
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In response to spiffymittens's prompt: David discovers that Marcy has the mouth of a sailor
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Patrick and Alexis get pulled over.
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Ray stays with David and Patrick while his roof is being repaired. He still doesn’t understand how knocking works.
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David and Patrick meet by accident on Christmas Eve.
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David & Patrick meet for the first time at Jake's Halloween Whiskey Night.
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Patrick has good reason to be nervous around Halloween...
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David Rose falls off his cute huge yacht, loses his memory, and washes up in Schitt’s Creek, where he learns how to love.
This is loosely based on the movie Overboard, but if you read All the Songs I Sing Are About You, you already know I have a tendency to stray pretty far from the source material. The story is barely recognizable beyond the basic premise.
Schitt’s Creek is a small town on the water in this story, and NOTHING about the experience or treatment of amnesia in this is remotely accurate. It’s all made up, folks. Suspend your disbelief before entering.
The title comes from an episode of Schitt’s Creek. Bragging rights to the first person who figures out what episode and scene it came from.
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- Part 2 of Fractured Rom-coms