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    Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”

    “Um.” He coughs.

    “Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.

    Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    what the fuck?? what the fuck

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    A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    Arthur and Merlin have a special relationship. They always have, even when they were prince and servant. While many question it when first noticing, eventually it becomes an understanding in Camelot—and even among some other countries—that where there is Arthur, there is Merlin. And, where there is Merlin, there is Arthur.
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    Arthur and Merlin's relationship as witnessed and explained by others.

     

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    Five times someone realizes that Merlin is the Queen, one time Merlin realizes it himself, and one time he owns it.

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    07 Jan 2026

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    five times shane and ilya's friends worry they're are on the verge of divorce -- and one time they realize they're flirting.

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    this revelation does nothing to ease the tension between Hollander and Rozanov. they battle for every goal. sometimes, when Ottawa’s up by a few and they’re together on the power-play, hayden thinks they might even be competing for the puck. he shakes his head. he knows they love each other, but man. can any marriage survive that amount of rivalry?

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    03 Jan 2026

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    Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.” 

    Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”

    “I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.” 

    “Rozanov–” 

    “Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”

    OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic. 

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    30 Dec 2025