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Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough! by afragilecapricorn for muffymayhem
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
28 May 2026
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An intern sits near the far end of the table, visibly regretting every life decision that led him to this exact moment.
“I found that there’s kind of a small cult following online for people who like Jean Loo and Johnny Splash together,” he says carefully. “Like… as a pair.”
The room stills.
Bathsheba leans back, considering this with far more seriousness than Jean Loo would have expected. “Huh,” she says after a moment, and then turns to him. “Jean Loo. What has it, dear?”
Immediately, every eye in the room lands on him.
His answer should be obvious.
No. Absolutely not.
Jean Loo Pissoir is fighting for the public eye. It’s an uphill battle between public interest and his own interest for what his defining image will be this new album cycle. Enter: Johnny Splash.
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28 May 2026
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tell me about the big bang by lucpacito
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
27 Apr 2026
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i said to the sun, "tell me about the big bang."
the sun said, "it hurts to become."in 2023, four years before the launch of the hail mary, ryland grace is stuck trying to figure out the mechanics of the mysterious 'space dots' eating the sun. the last thing he expects is for a stranger to saunter into his laboratory—one who has his face.
colt seavers wasn’t supposed to be part of this. he’s not a scientist, not a hero, and definitely not interested in saving the world. but the moment he finds ryland, running away finally stops being an option.
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- Part 2 of futile devices (coltland au)
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It took 18 months for Colt to almost get back to how he was before the accident. 18 months is quite a long time to be alone while healing from a near fatal injury. Good thing he has a brother living about 6 hours away that can help him out in the meantime.
aka I’ve seen like a million stories about Colt reacting to Grace’s incident, but like a, barely anything about Grace reacting to Colt’s incident. Unacceptable to me.
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19 May 2026
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thank goodness for this premise 😭😭 ive been waiting for somrthing like this..
status: ch1
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I Think I Was Born Already Missing You by TheLittleMouseAndCat
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
30 May 2026
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Colton Grace was born mourning the loss of his brother.
Born nineteen minutes before him, Colt’s first breath of air in the real world was the very first moment that he left his brother’s side, and he wasn’t so adamant about leaving him again anytime soon after.
-Ryland Grace through the lens of his twin brother, before, during and after.
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16 May 2026
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my korning breakfast of coltland twins that i cried over #again. hashtag awesome
status: ch 5
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new constellations by m_andem
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
15 May 2026
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"The first thing that Ryland noticed, aside from the fact that his literal clone had just popped up in a small diner in the middle of San Fransisco, was that the guy was wearing sunglasses.
Inside.
They were perched on the bridge of a nose that looked like it had been broken several times—ouch—but, that was definitely his nose. Same cheekbones. Same jaw. Ryland would know. He saw it every morning, in the streaky mirror in his bathroom.
Upwards of two decades of not seeing his twin brother, and all Ryland could focus on was that Colt was wearing sunglasses inside. Like, seriously. Who did that?"
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they say that distance makes the heart grow fonder.
ryland grace and colt seavers both know that distance only makes it hurt more.
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16 May 2026
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i sobbed so fucking hard to thia fic kh my god how did u do rhat fuck i dontthink im going to heal
status: finished
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The Falls Guys (+ An Eridian) by Wenber
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Jun 2026
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As Colt Seavers is driving to Tom Ryder's loft, he nearly hits someone on the way there. When he finally sees who he nearly hit, his world will never be the same.
Because the man he nearly hit looks exactly like him. A carbon copy, if you will.
And what does this carbon copy of Colt Seavers do when he sees him? He runs.
And maybe Colt Seavers will regret chasing his doppelganger down when a 400-pound rock spider comes to his doppelganger's rescue.
(A story where Grace and Rocky have accidentally shucked themselves into Colt Seaver's world during the movie and get unwillingly tangled within its plot.)
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- English
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- 52,508
- Chapters:
- 5/8
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16 May 2026
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10k words per chaoter and an amazin dynamic between the two of them?? oh this is why i fell in love witg fandom and fic writers. this is sso amazing and im genuinely having sooo much fun readung this if eel sk emotional
status: ch 3
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i'm almost me again (he's almost you) by lamehq
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
20 Apr 2026
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Rocky doesn’t get it. He’ll never get it.
That’s unfair to Rocky, really, because of course his alien best friend doesn’t get it. He has different customs, different ideas of pro-social behavior, and the glaringly obvious issue of the fact that Ryland can’t seem to open his mouth and just tell him what’s wrong. It’s not Rocky’s fault, but eventually he has to tell him to “just go away,” because Rocky’s behavior is reminding him too much of the way he acted while Colt was recovering from his back injury.
Colt. His brother. He has a brother. A twin, in fact.
Or, well, he had one. That’s the problem.
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Bookmarked by muffymayhem
10 May 2026
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MADE NE CRY AND WANT TO KILL MYSELF ITS SO GOOD I FELT THE GIREF AND ANGUISH SO HARD . bye like how do u even cope with soemthing like that crying for 3 weeks straigt isnt enough poor grace poor rocjy poor colt everyone poor its nice to see a fic mournint colt from rylands perspevtobe its so refreshing
status: finished
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who lit the blood on fire? by rockandrollinator
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
17 May 2026
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“Hello, Mr. Grace,” she said, not bothering to extend her hand out to greet him, “I’m Eva Stratt with the Petrova Taskforce which, if you are not otherwise aware, operates in tandem with the United Nations."
Oh? The Petrova Taskforce? A short while before he’d fucked off to somewhere, Ryland had explained to Colt something about the Petrova Line, so it sounded distantly familiar. And incredibly not important to anything Colt would ever be involved in.
He was confused.
“Uh. Hi. You already know my name, so…”
She raised an eyebrow for half a second, then lowered it again.
“It was given to me by your brother, Dr. Ryland Grace.”
(Ryland isn't taking care of himself. Eva Stratt enlists his twin brother Colt to do it for him.)
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09 May 2026
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to follow:
i love thia ao much ohhh found family gem thank you thank you
ahhchhkkk poor colt his back someone save himUM SO STRESSED 😭😭😭 COLT DONT GI GET ON THAT SHIP WITH HIM
status: finished
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based on a true story by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
27 May 2026
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“I’m not an actor.” Colt chokes out.
“I know you’re not.” She says gently. Colt wished he was anywhere else but here.
“But you have plenty of experience in front of a camera already, and… Colt, you’re his twin. You knew him in a way no one else ever could."
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Colt is asked to star as legendary astronaut Ryland Grace in a biopic about him.
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Bookmarked by muffymayhem
09 May 2026
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such a good fic to read esoecially after not resdung anything in like what. 4 months ??? i looove the favt the colt is his brother here bc wow tjis just has my fav ryan goslings in one fic anf i love the way grief and hope r sucu major players inthe story. .. wayw.i feel sooo sick
last read: ch 5
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Heaven or Las Vegas by afragilecapricorn for muffymayhem
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
28 Dec 2025
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Jean Loo is a miserable accountant set to work a job to deal with... "creative" financing. An unfortunate after-work event causes him to find himself tangled up with Johnny Splash, an Elvis impersonator and wedding officiator.
Things get all caught up after a drunken night with zero recollection from them or from anyone leads to them being married to each other, and with no other choice, the two decide to stage a marriage for the legal documents to nullify their relationship.
Turns out, you can learn a lot about yourself through someone else’s love.
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19 Dec 2025
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only the best fic ever . ever ever ever ever ever ever ever i love my handsome hubby who is so talented and loves ne so much and spoils me rotten
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(mon cheri) truth catches up with us eventually by afragilecapricorn for muffymayhem
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
14 Sep 2025
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Meeting Jean’s stare, Johnny’s worry dissolves into an easy smile.
“You look real nice, pretty.” His laugh is soft, disarming. He glances down at himself, then back with a flourish. “What do we think, sugar? By Clarence Couture himself.”
Jean clicks his tongue, refusing to entertain the compliment—or the delay. “Jean Loo thinks we should be leaving.”
Johnny only laughs again, warmth and charm buzzing through the room. He pushes the door open wider, offering his arm with a teasing, “Alright, alright. Let’s get going?”
“Yes. Please.”
Jean Loo faces his temptations at an afterparty.
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14 Sep 2025
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RIPS OPEN MY SHURT TO REVEAL AN I LOVE MY HUSBAND SHIRT UNDERNEATH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I LOVE THIS SO MUCH THIS IS SO IMPROTANT TO ME BEST MONEY JVE EVER SPEND IN MY FUCKING LIFE
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Not your Regular Regular by DIEmension
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
26 Oct 2025
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Jean Loo has been down on his luck as of late; stuck in a shitty apartment with a shitty car and a shitty job. So when he meets a certain southern man at a soda fountain while picking up a food order, he decides to lie about who he is. After all, Jean will never see him again, and the lie won't hurt, right? Turns out both of those assumptions were wrong. Very wrong.
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(Or Jean gets a big fat crush on the guy he lied to and dramatic shit ensues) (crossposted on my tumblr)
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03 Sep 2025
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IM GOING TO KILLNMSYELF. im going to make art fot this gang its a must im not joking im going to lock in
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United By Voice by Nightly_TeaTree
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Aug 2025
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...That smile. Merde.
Johnny’s trying to hide it behind his hand, but it’s there— soft and warm, very unlike the usual grimaces he receives from others. Like he actually read his true intentions within each note and honest lyrics he spat out and thought it was… endearing?
Lil’ Crapper glances away for a second before forcing himself to look back, ears and forehead burning. This isn't who Lil’ Crapper is… He’s definitely gonna write a diss track about this later.
__________________Or... Johnny invites Jean Loo to sing with him and their feelings for each other grow.
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14 Aug 2025
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NEVER KILLING MYSELF°°°°°!!!!
i love this fic sosososo much oh ny duckijg god never ask my to be normal Ever i had to stand uo and pace around thibking sbout how cute and how good this fic was oughhhh loofah ua re so speciak to me u will never be replaced
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The Taming of the Loo by DoctorTJEckleburg
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
18 Sep 2025
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Jean Loo has no game. Johnny can’t sing. They make a deal: Jean Loo will give Johnny music lessons, while Johnny teaches Jean Loo how to win over your affection. But when things quickly get messy, are Jean Loo and Johnny even sure of what they want?
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23 Jul 2025
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IM GPING TO KULL MYSELF 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 JEAN LOO U WANT HIM SO BAD ALREADY YOURE PISSING ME OFF JUST KISS HIM ALREADY PLEASE FUCKING PLEAAAASEEEEE. i know u have a soft spot for his stupid face we all do hes about to charm the fucking pants off YOU . LOCK IN 😭😭😭😭
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Post-Realization spoilers
After his music career fails to take off, Jean Loo needs a backup plan.
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19 Jul 2025
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IM GONNA KILL MYSELF THIS IS SO GOOD I GENUINELY FEEL SO SICK JEAN LOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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One man's trash by Isntthatrightzach
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
21 Sep 2025
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Stepford's picture perfect track record and his shining reputation are ruined - the first and worst mistake of his life has left him at the side of the road, picking up trash, serving out his community service with 'probably the weirdest guy' in the town of Sweet Home, known troublemaker and jerk, Cameron.
Maybe the town's fallen sweetheart, crushed under the weight of expectations from a family and a world that demanded everything, can find a connection with its self proclaimed king of the junkyard, who the world failed over and over, and expected nothing from at all.
(Cam x Stepford, community service modern AU, angst and hurt comfort, eventual romance and smut.)
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- Part 5 of Trash and Trophy
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18 Jul 2025
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how the fuck is there so much tensiom in the first chapter already?? im at the fucking edge of my seat nervous to see how this story goes.... i cant believe a single fic is already making meship them like crayz wtf
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Through the Frays of a Faulty Wire by sugxto
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
02 Aug 2025
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He finds the man’s white eyes, finally studying him and replacing the anger with curiosity. He allows himself to feel the charge of the air that hangs between them, and again, he’s hit with a feeling of familiarity. He follows that thread as he searches this strange face, the realization surging over him like a wave.
“You,” he manages out, and white eyes watch him, rapt and waiting, “you’re… you’re my current, aren’t you?”
Through Eddie's pain, something - someone - sparks into existence. Exploring how Volt comes to be, and how they navigate their first year of shared existence, together and apart.
Pre-game canon. Completely stand alone prequel that can also connect to the Power Dynamics ⚡️ series. More tags to be added.
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After the live performance on American Maestro, the weight of it all hits Johnny hard. No more bottling it up and playing cool, Johnny finally overflows. And the others in the bathroom have to deal with it. But only one actually steps up...
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14 Jul 2025
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im fucking insane about this but i guess i have to be nonchalant because irs a RAREPAIR WHY IS IT RARE THIS HAS THE FUNNJEST DYNAMICS AND WRITING THAY I REALLY REWLLT LIKE ITS SO IN CHARACTER ANF WELL DONE. it neeeds to be uodated morPLEADE
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Never Love An Anchor. by Kozukind
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
03 Feb 2026
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Love doesn’t solve everything life has already taken, it all but solidifies the joke that they are a walking failure needing rescuing. What they don’t understand is where things went wrong, if really, they can even lead a normal life with their head steady on their shoulders.
Nothing can be said, even the loudest of screams cannot snap them out of the daze that is produced by their ringing ears— silently, they realize, everything is but naught. The human had known they were born mediocre, and yet everything still hurts as much as if they were still an infant.
or: a multi-chapter interpretation of the objects co-existing with a Player suffering from past abuse and their attempts to all get along in hope of alleviating the pressure on their beloved.
All from the povs of our dateables and generally narrated in third person.
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08 Jul 2025
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hold up this writing is fire?? i like the way they interepret the different kinds of love and behavior towards player character (especially dealing with their trauma and all that) .. i think its lowkey really well done and accurate and i cant wait to see more takes on different characters..... reminding mtself to check on this later
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“Wonderful! If you could just…” the words hung heavy on his tongue. This was a bad idea. A horrible idea. But when Drysdale looked around his barren apartment, soulless and dark, it occurred to him that regardless of the outcome, it couldn’t possibly get much worse.
“Drysdale?”
He sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. “I need you to tell me where to find Washford.”
OR: a fix-it fic for Washford + Drysdale's separated realized endings, because it absolutely destroyed me and I need to share this pain.
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06 Jul 2025
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PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
Ever need to feel the yearning with a strength of a nuclear bomb? welcome to washford and drysdale's FUCKASS relationship that i love so goddamn much or whatever.
(im on chapter 5/?)