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"Are you flirting with me?"
"I'm trying."
"..."
"I have no idea what I'm doing."Or: A TPW highschool AU, where Nezha is a nerd, a simp and probably a theatre or band kid, and rin is the class punk/troublemaker <3
Update: it's a hs au (somewhat) following the plot of the cannon works, but make it modern because haha i've had enough of war for one trilogy as is.
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A fic inspired by the mitski song "Drunk Walk Home", where Nezha goes back to the grotto in one last desperate attempt to find death — or at least, something similar.
"I will retire to the Salton Sea, at the age of 23
For I'm startin' to learn I may never be free
But though I may never be free, fuck you and your money
I'm tired of your money
And I sit on the curb 'cause it's the prettiest night, with no one else in sight
You know I wore this dress for you
These killer heels for you
See the dark, it moves
With every breath of the breeze."Series
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A TPW oneshot inspired by the song "I Don't Smoke" by Mitski
mainly inspired by the following lyrics:
"I don't smoke
Except for when I'm missing you
To remember your mouth, how it tasted true
And I don't smoke
Except for after I've held you, baby
Being with you
Makes the flame burn goodSo if you need to be mean
Be mean to me
I can take it and put it inside of me
If your hands need to break
More than trinkets in your room
You can lean on my arm
As you break my heart"Series
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what's the warmth of a fire compared to an embrace? by mythmisty
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
18 Apr 2025
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Pure Vanilla and White Lily both can't seem to sleep, and end up simply sitting next to each other and enjoying their warmth.
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tpw fics written after mitski songs because we clearly aren't depressed ENOUGH by mythmisty
Fandom: The Poppy War Series - R. F. Kuang
13 May 2025
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A compilation of TPW fic based off of various mitski songs, currently mainly Nezha-centred because he is a very sad boy and he is my son and i love him
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where a bird who refuses to be caged is given a moment to mourn
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the aftermath of wifies death in paragon, tweaked slightly so Parrot is able to grieveBookmarked by mythmisty
20 Nov 2025
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“He has no match in battle,” Apollo said seriously, black eyes burning through Patroclus with their knowledge of deeper things than Patroclus could ever know. “So I shall give him a match.”
In an alternate telling, Patroclus is a farmboy drafted into the side of Troy and barely managing to survive from battle to battle, and Achilles is the best of the Greeks. After interference by the God Apollo, Patroclus becomes the Trojans' best hope and Achilles' greatest labor. Canon Divergent AU *COMPLETE*
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Bookmarked by mythmisty
16 Sep 2025
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LITERALLY SO PEAK BC WDYM PATROCLUS IS A TROJAN AND HE'S GREAT WITH A BOW AND JUST UGAHDHSNCN
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you're a walking disaster, and yet— by Johaerys
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Hades (Video Game 2018), The Iliad - Homer
18 Feb 2024
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—I'll follow in your wake.
"You'll meet my son, Achilles, soon," Mr Pelides told Patroclus on their drive there. "You two will get along just fine. He's as wild as they come, though." The indulgent pride with which he said the words made them sound almost like a compliment. "Don’t let him talk you into anything."
Patroclus blushed as he swore, with strong conviction, that he would absolutely not do that. No sir.
He knows better than that.
Or: Achilles is a threat and a menace. As they grow up together, Patroclus falls for him anyway.
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- Part 25 of This and This and This: Achilles & Patroclus
- Part 1 of Disasters AU
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“You’ve reached Patroclus Pelides. Sorry, I can’t get to the phone right now, but leave a message at the beep and I’ll get back to you as soon as I can!”
Beep!
“Patroclus? Hey, sorry to call, I know you’re on the road right now, but could you call me back as soon as you can? I… I don’t know how close you are to the city yet, but there’s been this huge crash on Highway 5 and just… Just call me back, okay? Please. I love you.”
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such tired wings to fly on by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
14 Nov 2021
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What if we ruined it all?
And we loved like fools?
And all we have, we lose?
(Tell me what we'll choose)
Patroclus and Achilles have loved each other before they've had words for it, before it has dawned on them that their fates are inseparably interwoven with death and loss.
One part of their love lives on.