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"You do realise half of our fans want to fuck you?" Shane exhaled, watching the fireflies dance in the evening sky. Ilya shrugged.
"They want to fuck all of us, that's how it works. What, do you think they don't want to fuck you?" He lowered his voice, teasing him. "Because I read some interesting things on Twitter."
"Shut up."
"You are very popular with the girls. Good boy, bass player, good looks, gentleman, probably they think you are a beast in bed."
---Shane Hollander is the goody-two-shoes Canadian bassist of Ice Crawlers. Ilya Rozanov is their loud Russian drummer. As the band reaches unprecedented levels of success and fame in the early 2010's, these two can't stay away from each other - even though the last thing their careers need is a sexual scandal between two of the most popular rock stars of their time.
Rockband AU!
If you're like me and Hollanov hit you the same way Larry Stylinson did when you were 12, good luck and have fun.
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- Part 2 of The Ice Crawlers - Hollanov Rockband AU
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stick him in a dress and he's the only boy i'd shag by nefarioushan
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
13 Jul 2026
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Fate liked to torture him, so Shane looked at Ilya.
"What do you think?" He asked shyly, much less amused by all this when Ilya stayed quiet. He hasn't spoken a word since Shane left the bathroom. "I think…I think I could grow to like the eyeliner, but…"
Ilya interrupted him with an unidentifiable sound that left his tight throat. He cleared it, trying to hold himself together.
"Is nice." He mumbled out. "Pretty dress."
===In which ilya thinks he's straight, until he sees his gay best friend dressed up in drag as a joke (he gets so hard he almost faints).
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I'm Not Lookin' For Somebody With Some Superhuman Gifts by nefarioushan
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
09 Jun 2026
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SHANE
➥ We can resign the paperwork in your name.
➥ I mean, you could pick a new car, but there's hardly any place for another one, unless you get rid of yours. I have some contacts with car dealers in the area. I doubt it you want a Jeep, though?ILYA
➥ hmmmmm
➥ if i say i want a porsche will you buy me porscheSHANE
➥ A sports one? No. They drive too fast.
➥ But a regular one, sure. What colour?ILYA
➥ well my main concern was that they cost as much as a fucking house baby, but
➥ orange?SHANE
➥ I can look around.ILYA
➥ wait no
➥ no
➥ shane
➥ dont
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or: a year into dating, ilya and his daughter move in with shane, and a long week of fuck-ups and bad luck follows.Series
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ILYA
➥i am so weak mr hollander
➥imagine you could have your way with me
➥i could not fight back
➥you could jump on me all you wantSHANE
➥😐
➥Very funny.ILYA
➥give me cpr
➥to my dick
➥to make me healthy againSHANE
➥Is your fever getting worse?ILYA
➥no is just you
➥making me all hot inside
➥burning
➥such a good boyfriend to me, bought me soup
➥does my laundrySHANE
➥You are so easily bribed.
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or: nine months into dating the rich, hot, and protective college student Shane, Ilya gets sick. Shane helps out his boyfriend and his daughter.Series
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DADDYLONGDICK81
➥okay i'll come but
➥i wont be alone
➥i will come with someoneHe managed to find himself a decent shirt, even if it was a bit wrinkled, and put it on. He fixed his hair while gathering Raisa's things into their bag. The bag that had multiple Hello Kitty stickers all over it.
HOCKEYBOY24
➥What?
➥I thought I was very clear when I said I'm not interested in threesomes or anything like that. I'm looking for something serious.DADDYLONGDICK81
➥no no it is ABSOLUTELY nothing like that i swear
➥i will explain when we get there
➥please just give me a chance
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or: a broke, single girl-dad ilya rozanov goes on a grindr date with one rich shane hollander.Series
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Dinosaurs in love. by nefarioushan
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Mar 2026
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"Hollander, I don't want to watch your boring nature documentary."
Shane sat down on the couch, shaking his head with an excited smile on his face.
"This one is really fascinating, I promise. It's about dinosaurs."
"Whoa! Really?" Ilya gasped, as if that changed everything. "Is Scott Hunter in there?"
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#icecrawlers by nefarioushan
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Jan 2026
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 57 m ago
It was really nice meeting you all!➥Fiona Maria @fiona_mariaa 50 m ago
only you can thank fans for interrupting your dinner shane hollander➥ juliaa @juliasmith 49 m ago
why is he sitting so close to ilya lol??➥ Fiona Maria @fiona_mariaa 48 m ago
don't even start. we've got enough lunatics in this fandom already.➥ ellie (HEAT ERA) @elsindahouse 46 m ago
no wait she's onto something what the hell➥ winstonn @fckingusername123 43 m ago
you guys are all so weird they're FRIENDS➥ ellie (HEAT ERA) @elsindahouse 43 m ago
oh look its the guy who doesnt even like the band, get out man nobody likes you----
or: Shane and Ilya are in an alt-rock band reaching fame in the early 2010's, and Twitter literally documents their life.
this goes out to all my heated rivalry fans who loved 1D and larry growing up. it's been real.Series
- Part 1 of The Ice Crawlers - Hollanov Rockband AU
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Dennis gets an amazing, caring, and loving boyfriend named Michael, who's everything he could ever need in a partner. But it's not the Michael he wants.
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Dennis thinks the secret relationship with his boss is going pretty well until he sees him talking to a young, handsome man in the hospital's hallway, emotional and desperate.
Dennis doesn't know that the young, handsome man is Robby's son.
Robby, however, didn't know he had a son at all, and now he's got one, and the boy's two years older than Robby's damn boyfriend.or: robby's a daddy in more than one way and dennis thinks he's a side bitch
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"Did you seriously just… notice that I'm into him?"
Cassie stared at him for a long, quiet moment before she inhaled loudly and spoke even louder.
"You're WHAT?"
"Jesus." He looked around, as if anyone could hear them. "Quiet, would you?"
"Dennis Whitaker?" She asked, her eyes wide as she looked at him in disbelief. "You're into Dennis Whitaker? Your med student Dennis Whitaker?"
"Well, isn't this what we're talking about for fuck's sake?"
"No!" She hissed, putting her hands in her hair. "It's about me and Victoria!"
Robby frowned, shaking his head.
"What about you and Victoria?" He asked, and as the words left his mouth, he finally realised what was going on. "Oh my God."
---McKay wants to talk to Robby about the inappropriate feelings she has towards a med student under her care, not knowing that Robby is dealing with the exact same problem of his own. To make it worse, neither of them know that Dennis and Victoria are working together to make them snap.
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She could leave him to die, send him on a suicide mission, or tell him to fuck off, but she needed Trin on her team. So here he was, hiding behind Dana as Robby washed his hands, listening to the woman's pleas.
"He won't cause any problems. He can clean, he's good with tech, mostly."
"Mostly?" Robby huffed, putting the cig out. He glanced at Dennis. "Why did they throw you out of the team, kid? You killed the wrong guy on a gig?"
Dennis twitched, realising he was being talked to.
"Uh, no, I…I accidentally drove a car off the bridge."
"Jesus." Robby laughed, shaking his head. "Who chose you as a getaway driver?"
---or: Dennis Whitaker is taken in for work by the Westbrook's best ripperdoc, Robby, and he slowly learns the craft, while his teacher learns to trust again, in a city that taught him the opposite.
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After two weeks of casually seeing each other, Robby tells Dennis he's in a long-term open relationship with the night shift attending Jack Abbot, and they're both interested in dating Whitaker. Dennis quickly finds out the benefits of having two boyfriends at once.
or: dennis is zendaya in that one challengers scene
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He can't do this. He really can't.
There was one week left of Dennis's rotation at the ER, and he was crying in the shower.
He tried everything. Talking himself out of this stupid workplace crush on his student, talking Dennis out of reciprocating it. And it all went to shit. They talked, and talked, and talked, he saw Dennis with a hickey and wanted to drown, then Dennis walked him home, kissed him, went upstairs. And now what? Now Robby was in love. Thanks. Great thanks to all that.
He needs a way out. Soon. He'll suffocate and drag Dennis down with him.
---Three months into dating Dennis, Robby starts to feel his avoidant panic mode kick in. Especially since Whitaker is almost done with his rotation at the ER. And especially since Robby realised he fell in love when he least expected it.
This is the sequel to my fic 'chameleon robinavitch', but now it's from Robby's perspective! Can be read independently.
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- Part 2 of A chameleon and a mouse walk into an ER.
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"I won't rat you out to HR."
He joked, his eyes bright, but Robby pressed his lips together, looking at him.
"Maybe you should. I'm your attending. And I'm…way too old for you."
Dennis clicked his tongue.
"I fucked guys older than you."
Robby blinked, a soft exhale escaping him.
"What?"
"I said…" Dennis spoke slowly, clearly, even if his heart was beating out of his chest. "I fucked guys who were older than you."
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or: Dennis can't figure Robby out, and it's becoming a problem since Robby started acting...odd around him.I live for Robby being down bad and Whitaker acting like it's his first day alive when someone flirts with him, so here it is!
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- Part 1 of A chameleon and a mouse walk into an ER.
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Henry's been working at the ER for years now, but one annoying, rich, and whiny blonde man is testing his patience. Even worse, he keeps coming back for some reason.
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Henry has had enough of his Lord's whims, and it all reaches a breaking point at the wedding of young Semine.
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Henrietta does what she can to balance work, building relationships with her newfound family members, and starting over in Prague after her parents die. Radzig tries to help and arranges a meeting with his friend's niece, Hanzel, hoping the two will become friends. They do not. Hanzel is an asshole, and Henrietta hasn't socialised in ages, and everything goes wrong, and then right again, for one night. Then it's fucked again. And so and so it goes.
or simply lesbian hansry! wlw hansry! female hansry! modern setting! butch henry x fem hans!
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"I vaguely remember you sitting in the corner last night, eyes in the cup."
God, strike him down this instant. Hans was ready for judgment day.
"Yes." He responded dryly.
"You looked…I don't know..."
"Pathetic?"
"Troubled. With…emotions. Pained with misery."
Hans huffed.
"Oh, you're a poet now?"
Henry chuckled, shaking his head.
"That was hardly poetic. Wait." He looked at Hans as if a thought had appeared in his head. "Is it of an amorous nature?"
Hans did his best confused frown. He should become an actor at this point.
"Of what nature?"
"Oh, so it is!"
Maybe not an actor, then.
----Hans Capon is jealous, miserable, and hopelessly in love, and Henry makes him talk about it, not knowing he's the person to blame for all the trouble.
A collection of character studies, relationship dynamics and idiots in love, following Hans and Henry through their relationship, seen through different POVs as they both realize what's worth living for.
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Hans struggles with his life at the Devil's Den. Henry does his best to help, navigating a problem no one admits exists.
hansry date in kuttenberg! and domestic life at the den
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Hans is sentenced to the gallows, and Henry has to save him. The fear of losing him makes him realize a thing or two.
Spoilers for For Whom The Bell Tolls!