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The One in Which a Time Loop is Fucking Exhausting. by badpancake
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
17 Jul 2022
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It’s the first time in a while that he doesn’t know what comes next. He’s dove into the water hundreds of times. Screamed as his flesh was torn apart, heard Master of Puppets in the distance and held back tears. Felt Max’s cold, small hand in his as she laid in the hospital bed. There are things that always happen, no matter how hard he tries: El doesn’t arrive in time. Eddie dies. Max is put in a coma.
Steve fails. They lose.
“Steve, how many loops have you been through?”
His head is nodding, and his eyes are watery, and Eddie has approached him like a spooked animal.
“I lost count.”
AKA: The one where Steve Harrington is stuck in a time loop, and Eddie Munson is really fucking hard to save, or: fuck Volume 2, these bitches are in love.
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08 Jan 2026
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Unwanted, Dead or Alive by fanficbug
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Aug 2024
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“Logan,” Colossus chided.
He turned his rage back on Colossus. “No. Fuck you, bolts for brains. No Deadpool? No. Fucking. Wolverine.”
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The X-Men of this universe want Logan to rejoin, but he's not interested unless they let Wade join too.
Meanwhile, another threat makes itself known in the form of a skull-faced mercenary.
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- Part 1 of Un/Wanted
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- 11/11
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07 Jan 2026
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(the time to watch the beast the best is when it's) purring at your side by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Aug 2024
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The first time he hears it is actually in that goddamned Honda Odyssey.
He's got Logan on his back, his blood is dripping into Logan's mouth, and the maniac grins, this ferocious, alight sort of smile, and right before Wade gets shot straight through the roof of the van, he swears that he can hear a low, steady rumble somewhere under all the wet sounds of blood-soaked breaths and angered growls.
Since people don't purr, he's actually pretty sure it's a rattling wheeze; a horrible wet asthmatic sound because Wade has a knife in his lung, but that doesn't mean he's not going to be an asshole about it.
"Aw, listen to that, is kitty purring?" Wade jeers, twisting his knife in Logan's chest. "Kitty's happy to get put in his place?"
(In which people from Logan's universe have some interesting traits.)
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22 Dec 2025
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Square Hole Seeks Square Peg by halfeatenmoon
Fandoms: Hanazakari no Kimitachi e - Ikemen Paradise | Hana-Kimi (TV)
24 Apr 2011
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It takes some courage for Nakatsu and Mizuki to realise that they don't need to blunt themselves before they can fit together.
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15 Nov 2025
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Mizuki was pretty enough to be a girl, but he wasn't--and that wasn't enough to keep Nakatsu from wanting him.
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14 Nov 2025
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The same taste of suffering by lavendrshortbread
Fandoms: 폭군의 셰프 | Bon Appétit Your Majesty (TV)
16 Sep 2025
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Gong-gil pays an ill-advised visit to Commander Shin after their respective near-death experiences.
[Set after episode seven.]
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30 Sep 2025
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Soon after her first transformation, Wednesday starts to notice some...changes in how Enid acts around her. Other than the claws, fangs and fur every full moon.
It makes her feel like prey. She’s not adverse to the feeling.
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18 Sep 2025
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Steve doesn’t have a problem with Eddie being gay, but he does have questions which end up leading to practical demonstrations.
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06 Aug 2025
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“And you’re gonna do that, where? At the 133?” Buck avoids his gaze. “Or you’re just transferring to a random station where nobody knows you and you can pretend you’re fine?”
“I’m going to the 217,” Buck finally says.
“You’re…” Eddie starts, then scrunches up his nose in confusion. “Why would you even want to–”
Oh no.
Oh hell no.
“Are you fucking serious right now?”
Buck doesn’t say anything, doesn’t even look at him.
“Buck.”
“What.”
Breathe, breathe, brea-
“No, no fucking what. You know exactly what.”
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01 Aug 2025
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to have and to hold (platonically and heterosexually) by teenytinytomlinson
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
12 Apr 2025
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So in the middle of Eddie’s dining room, with his brain to mouth filter non-existent (as per usual), Buck blurts out, “Marry me.”
Eddie sits straight up, looking at him with eyes wide as saucers.
“Excuse me?”
“W-well, just think about it. If we get married I can add you and Chris to my insurance policy and that solves your problem.”
Eddie’s mouth forms a perfect little ‘o’. Buck waits patiently for the floor to open up and swallow him whole.
When the ground doesn’t do as he’d hoped he realizes he has to say something else. “Obviously, w-we don’t have to,” he’s quick to assure. “But if we did it would be platonic, of course, because you’re straight and–” he pauses, praying for another rogue stroke of lightning. Anything to put him out of his misery right now. “-and like I know that I’m bi now, but this wouldn’t be like that y’know? It would just be two friends helping each other out.” He’s rambling, the words won’t stop tumbling out. “Like a friends with benefits type situation! E-except you know not those kinds of benefits! Like actual benefits! Health and dental.”
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Eddie is moving to Texas, losing his insurance, and marrying Buck all very heterosexually and platonically.
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- Part 1 of platonic marriage
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26 Jul 2025
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"It's not what it looks like," Buck blurts.
Bobby's eyebrows reach for his hairline. "So you weren't violating the one-firefighter-per-shower regulation?"
"We," Buck sputters. "I mean, okay, yeah. We were, but we—"
"We were figuring out breakfast," Eddie cuts in.
"Well, next time, figure it out in different stalls."
(Or: Five Times They Shared a Shower at the Station and One Time They Shared One at Home)
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24 Jul 2025
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“Did you know that kissing is good for you?”
Buck asks the question out of absolutely nowhere, and Eddie blinks as he tries to process the words. To be fair, it’s barely seven in the morning — on their day off, after Eddie’s night on the couch — and he’s yet to have the coffee that typically kicks his brain into action.
Also, what?
“Buck,” he says, rubbing at his eyes. “What?”
Or: Eddie and Buck start platonically kissing.
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23 Jul 2025
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"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”
“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.
“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.
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- Part 12 of Harry Potter works
- Part 3 of Astolat Sampler
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05 Jul 2025
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You’re all I want to strive for and do a little more by Curupia
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
15 Aug 2024
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He wasn’t in love with the guy. Some wires had gotten crossed, is all. Adrenaline, fear, elation, anger, pain… all of it had coalesced into a miasma of emotions that swirled around in his chest in the aftermath of destroying the time-ripper and had latched on to the only other solid thing around. That thing just happened to be Wade Wilson.
He’d been in enough fucked up situations to know that near death experiences tended to mess with the brain for a bit. They made people do reckless shit like confess their secrets, fuck people they shouldn’t, even declare their sudden and undying love.
It was chemical and it was psychological. It wasn’t real.
The feeling would pass.
He just needed some time.
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Logan realizes he might've made a terrible mistake agreeing to go home with the guy he's maybe sorta kinda fallen in love with. Especially since said guy literally just saved the entire multiverse to get back together with his girl.Didn't he?
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26 Jun 2025
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There is [No] Sex in the Champagne Room by WaterMe
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 Feb 2020
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Bambi is a stripper with an ass of gold.
Wade is a big personality with a wallet to match.
And Spider-Man? Spider-Man's just looking for a friend.****
A soft Spideypool stripper AU, because we deserve nice things in this life.
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- Part 1 of Popping the Cork
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- 14,119
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19 Jun 2025
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All Along You Were There (But I Missed It) by Erisenyo
Fandom Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
09 Nov 2024
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A series of oneshots following Sokka, Suki, and Zuko through the meandering, winding process of finally all getting together. Featuring Zuko's lack of socialization and obliviousness vs Suki's interpersonal skills and Sokka's enthusiasm.
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Sokka, Suki, and Zuko have been dating for years, over long distances and tough jobs, working their way to something solid and sure.
If only Zuko knew he's been dating them.
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12 May 2025
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A day out of Eistla, Clive goes mad.
“You'll feel better with them off.” Clive reaches for him, and grabs his hand. Joshua sends a wild gaze his direction and then stares openly. His palm is hot.
“This must be a jest," Joshua breathes.
Nothing about it seems a joke to Clive. The fire glitters in waves behind his brother and so his edges shine in the same light. It serves only to make him more ethereal. It's as if Clive is kneeled in the throne room of Rosalith, waiting to be blessed a second time—that fire that seared through him, that power, but this is different and not as it should be. He parts his legs wider yet to ease the pressure. Breath comes to him only through struggle, as if he’s run from a long way away. Saliva gathers at the back of his mouth; he swallows. “I think I'm unwell.”
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30 Apr 2025
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Songbird-Wasp Heart by beforetime
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Mar 2025
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“Would this one be granted the privilege to paint you?”
In one sentence, Shen Qingqiu manages something no Peak Lord has before—he renders Liu Qingge speechless.
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24 Mar 2025
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rabbit meat by raspberrytarts
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
28 Jan 2025
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The guards always unholster their guns when they catch him staring; Aizawa is starting to think they don't like him. He jokes that 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘦, but they don't laugh.
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Aizawa is a serial cannibal and Izuku is a dumb kid who visits him.
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17 Mar 2025
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Eddie doesn’t rush towards the mirror. He’s—apprehensive. This could be a very weird, very vivid dream. That’s the easiest answer, except he pinches himself and it does nothing but make his wrist smart. Not a dream he can wake himself up from like that, Eddie decides. After standing in the middle of the closet, Eddie cautiously makes his way towards the bathroom and the mirror.
It’s Buck. Of course, the person in the mirror is Buck.
Christopher is gone for the summer and Eddie is—aimless. Drifting. Everything is different, and he can't fix any of it, much less himself. He wishes he were different. Someone that doesn't have as much baggage, or misery, or so much empty time on his hands.
Naturally, he wakes up one morning as Buck.
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25 Feb 2025