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    Alpha Mike and Alpha-to-Omega Will adventures.

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    You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You and the stranger both like Dungeons & Dragons.

    Stranger: rp? i rp as a cleric!! pref for paladins but not picky :-) open to explicit (i’m 20), but wanting plot driven. i have prompts

    You: Hey :)

    You: Paladin here. Also open to explicit and also 20. What kind of prompts do you have?

    In which Mike has a thing for sassy clerics and D&D roleplay on Omegle.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    “You… um, smoke?” Will asks before he can stop himself, swallowing as he watches a boy lean against the dusty, cracking brick wall.

    Will doesn’t know much about the boy, except that his name is Mike and his father is the pastor.

    “What?” He replies, pulling the cigarette from his lips and lightly blowing the smoke from his mouth. “Just because my dad is the pastor, you think I can’t enjoy a cigarette?

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    Will Byers is no stranger to religious guilt. He carries it everywhere he goes, and it’s starting to weigh him down.

    When he meets Mike Wheeler, the pastor’s son, he realizes there is more to life than just fearing God, and it’s much scarier.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    Feeling flooded back into his body. His head throbbed mercilessly, skull heavy and aching. The light overhead scorched his eyes, forcing them to squint against the brightness. It didn't help that the world tilted again, spinning just as it had earlier that day, colors bleeding into one another as shapes warped and bent unnaturally.

    His tongue felt thick. Uncooperative. His lips numb and sluggish. Blurred shapes crowded into his periphery. Darkness pressed in at the edges of his vision.

    And then there was nothing.

    OR; Will gets a concussion after hitting his head during The Crawl and Mike looks after him.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    r/DnD
    u/MWpaladin commented on “Can’t tell the difference between sorcerers and…” posted by u/LionsandTigers7 on r/DnD

    u/MWpaladin: Are you an actual idiot? Sorcerers and wizards are hardly even comparable. It’s not ‘the same thing’ in the slightest. A sorcerer’s magic doesn’t even come from a book of spells, their powers are INNATE. Maybe go back to third fucking grade before you ever try and DM a campaign of your own. Jesus Christ. Another important differentiation to note is… [expand]

    Or: a long, very long, retrospective of Mike’s reddit history.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    “You should’ve seen the way you ran in here, man. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you move so fast.” His roommate takes a long pull of the joint dangling in his fingers. “You’re fuckin’ whipped, bro.”

    Mike knows he looks stupid, unable to control the way his eyebrows furrow and his lips curl in complete confusion. Then his roommate rolls his eyes and makes a gesture like he’s cracking a whip, complete with sound effect. His cheeks heat up, the realization suddenly dawning on him.

    He thinks Mike was on the phone to his girlfriend.

    He thinks Mike has a girlfriend.

    He thinks that Will is Mike’s girlfriend.

    Everyone at college thinks Mike has a girlfriend. There's just one problem. The 'girlfriend' in question is Will Byers. Mike's best friend. Platonic with a capital P. He's so screwed.

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    27 Feb 2026