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A dive bar, a cold beer, and a restroom with a very particular feature. Healy isn't here for the drinks.
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- Part 5 of HealyMarch Kinktober 2026
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06 Oct 2026
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Healy was aging. It seemed to be catching up to him more quickly these days; standing up took more effort, his sleep was worse, his body stored fat in all the old people places. It always seemed like something with him these days. Many times, he swore that something was March.
aka: Healy has erectile dysfunction and March can help with that
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03 Oct 2026
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March spends the entire forty-minute drive home ignoring every warning to shut up.
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- Part 1 of HealyMarch Kinktober 2026
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03 Oct 2026
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Holland March isn't in denial. He knows he likes men, okay? And he's fine with it, really, he is. Even if he doesn't exactly act on it that often.
But being attracted to Jackson fucking Healy? His business partner, housemate, and—let's face it—best friend, who's nearly two decades older than him? The ex-bruiser who was already kind of fat before he went and broke his leg and gained like thirty more pounds on top of it?
And what does it say about March that he wants Healy even more now?
Yeah, he thinks it's understandable to have a bit of a crisis about that.
(In other words: Holland "I didn't know I was into that" March learns several things about himself when he accepts that he wants to fuck that old man.)
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- Part 1 of they're not that nice
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22 Sep 2026
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to the point of invention by theberries
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 Sep 2026
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Thank god I'm not alone. Thank god he's here. I've never really believed in god, but Rocky is here and I can't think of anyone else I can thank for that. Maybe Stratt.
Grace's emotions are a boiling pot, constantly overflowing.
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- Part 1 of endless yearning
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17 Sep 2026
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Healy kneels and joins March on the ground, grabbing his shoulders and shaking him a little. His hands are stiff, his motions full of contained tension.
“March, you’re not thinking straight. How about we bring you home and you stop running your goddamn mouth and risk saying something you might regret once the booze wears off?”
He’s giving March an out. One last stop before he runs himself off the edge. Before he fundamentally alters the fragile and soft thing that has grown between them, the unlikely friendship they’ve tentatively built.
March could lower his head and say yeah, you’re probably right, I don’t know what I’m saying, let’s go home, oh, can you pick me up tomorrow so we can meet that new client I had on the phone earlier? He could stop his downward spiral right here and forget about tonight.
“I’ve always wanted you to fuck me,” he says instead.
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Or, a misunderstanding after a bar fight leads March to make a drunken confession. The answer he gets is not the one he expects.
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16 Sep 2026
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It was an accident the first time.
(One could argue that it wasn't even an accident the first time. Grace could argue this, and he would argue this, probably questioning, how does someone masturbate accidentally??? To which Rocky would then point to Portable Earth Thinking Machine and bring up the many definitions of the very word accident—one being "lack of intention or necessity," which is what Rocky means in this particular case.)
…admittedly, it doesn't quite work. Rocky didn't start pleasuring himself accidentally after all—that was very intentional, as much as he'd hate to admit it, but he'd rather jump out of Mary's airlock than explain that to Grace.
So no, not quite an accident. Not exactly the word that fits this peculiar situation he's gotten himself into.
Rocky just didn't intend for it to go this far.
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13 Sep 2026
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Through your eyes in awe by nhasablog
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
05 Sep 2026
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He’d never been stupid enough to mix his fantasies with reality. But whoever that would be, it would be someone gentle and playful, strong enough to keep him put under their body, because that was what Grace imagined the situation would be like. Him on his back, probably on a bed, with his hands uselessly trying to fight the tickles off-
“You doing what, question?”
Grace snapped his hand back. “Nothing!”
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09 Sep 2026
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Driver learns to allow himself to be loved. Lars learns what that feels like.
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- Part 1 of The Scorpion and the Lamb
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08 Sep 2026
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Take Another Little Piece by gangstabilbo
Fandoms: Lars and the Real Girl (2007), Drive (2011)
07 Sep 2026
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Lars is horny and Driver blows him about it.
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- Part 2 of The Scorpion and the Lamb
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08 Sep 2026
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Colt didn’t realize that having Driver meant learning to share with a fucking car, but here they are.
Grease smeared across the long, lean stretch of Driver’s torso, marring the pale skin into a Rorschach. The back bench of the Malibu was thick with the scent of engine oil and polish and sex. The engine thrummed, the smooth purr of it reverberating throughout his entire body. Sprawled out in the backseat, he feels it everywhere, head to toe. The only thing Driver can focus on is the thrum beneath the back cabin seats, the slick clinging to his thighs, the lingering taste of the Malibu on his tongue.
“Uhm… am I interrupting?” Colt says, lip twitching with the beginnings of a smirk.
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07 Sep 2026
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But back to the issue at hand: how in pluperfect hell did he get Jackson Healy into the sack?? Jackson Healy. Jackson “Brass Knuckles, Skull Crackin’, Baseball Bat To the Back, Wrestle A Shotgun From a Lunatic In A Diner” Healy.
Point, March.
Just because.
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05 Sep 2026
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Life's a Drag by Stargirl_And_Potts (A_Candle_For_Sherlock)
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
25 Aug 2026
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Two years on, March and Healy are a damn good team. And if Healy spends more nights at March’s place than his own, and worries about him whenever he’s out of sight, and wants nothing more for the future than to stay and see to it that the Marches are happy—that’s fine, right? This is fine.
(In which a simple case at a gay bar, Holland March in a really good dress, and Healy discovering disco combine to remake Healy’s world. Written for a Tumblr prompt by sticksbug.)
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03 Sep 2026
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A week and a half in Carmel had lightened his hair and bronzed his cheeks and cemented his love for Jackson Healy in a million tiny and ineffable ways.
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- Part 1 of The Nice and Very In Love Guys
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03 Sep 2026
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mr hurricane & diner guy by enbymegumi for sonofcabbage, c0wcup
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
30 Aug 2026
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Six months after the events of The Nice Guys, life's going pretty smoothly for both Holland March and Jackson Healy. Going to work, solving cases, pissing a lot of people off, but hey, no one got hurt.
Until one night, Healy drives March home. The sweet, undeniable tension between them finally pops.
"I said I'm serious 'bout takin' you to dinner." Healy says. "You got anywhere you wanna go?"
March exhales. He takes a step back. Looks around, then back at Healy. He smiles.
"Heyyy, aren't you that diner guy?"
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A 29-page screenplay adaptation of Holland March and Jackson Healy's first date.
Word count: 4637 (uploaded script pages in image form)
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31 Aug 2026
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March spluttered in offense, but Healy moved the hand on his arm to his shoulder and nodded briskly. With a firm grip, he pulled March away from the others and shoved him into a corner that wasn’t being used to store implements. Healy pushed him against the wall, and a breathy little gasp escaped his lips. March tilted his head to look down at Healy, a pout already threatening to form again.
“Did you see what he said?” March huffed, already crossing his arms and looking past him to glare at the bouncer. “He called me your–”
“Mutt,” Healy filled in and March’s head snapped back to him like– like he’d been calling him. Like ‘mutt’ was his name and he would come when called.
He still hadn’t taken the ears off.
AKA
Healymarch go to a gay bar to investigate a missing husband. They discover pet play (and each other) instead.
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29 Aug 2026
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“I got a small dick! Okay!”
Silence, and then Jackson twisted a finger into his ear, the action making Holland cringe.
“Don’t think I heard you.” The finger was wiped onto his jeans, Jackson turning to face Holland directly. “Come again?”
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or: healy is confused why march never lets him touch his dick
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- Part 1 of fun sized
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25 Aug 2026
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“Give me your arm,” says the man in Holland March’s home, pinning him to the ground.
“No,” says Holland March, who is actually quite inclined to give this man his arm despite the previously clear threat of a broken wrist.
“Give me your arm,” says Jackson Healy, the day after the cast has been removed, sitting next to him on the couch.
“Oh my god,” says March, because he doesn’t know what's happening, “Jesus Christ”
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or, Holland March develops a weird kink for having Healy play with his broken arm. And then he gets a handjob, but not with his dick.Bookmarked by omi_lette
24 Aug 2026
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“Akaashi, do you think Konoha shaves his pubes?”
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23 Aug 2026
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Dr. Grace gets his shit wrecked.
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23 Aug 2026