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Beavis & Butt-Head do Foster Care (headcanons) by orionskald
Fandoms: Beavis and Butt-head
10 Aug 2023
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how old Beavis & Butt-Head do foster parenting in my very own personal list of self-indulgent headcanons or something. if yall even care tbh (technically not a fic but there's some scenes in it so?? idfk i had nowhere else to put this fuckery i wrote it's so stupid)
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migraine by orionskald for DustzVacuumCleaner™
Fandoms: American Revolution RPF, Historical RPF, Political RPF, 18th Century CE RPF, Hamilton - Miranda
19 Jul 2023
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A wretch of a man, a hasty confession, a friendship compromised. James Madison did NOT agree to any of this.
Yet here he was.
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Less than a year before the election of 1800, Thomas Jefferson pays a visit to the Hamiltons' home, set and ready for anything he is to naturally encounter in any Hamilton-led household.
... Except for whatever the hell it is he actually ends up encountering.
Or, the Hamilton-Schyuler parents do not throw away their chance, not to throw shade at Jefferson, but to trap him in the Grange and relentlessly overshare, chatter and brag all about their sweet little angels.
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with the moon as our witness by orionskald for DustzVacuumCleaner™
Fandoms: 18th Century CE RPF, American Revolution RPF, Political RPF, Historical RPF, Hamilton - Miranda
07 Jul 2023
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Thomas Jefferson is very much undone by one James Madison. He is sure James is very much not.
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no time for the afterthought by orionskald for QueenFanatics
Fandoms: Queen (Band), Elton John (Musician), Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018), Rocketman (2019)
27 Mar 2023
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Mr. Reid offers John a very fun-packed ride as a way to introduce him to a fellow musician representee.
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let us be far but be by orionskald
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
12 Dec 2022
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A compilation of small stories regarding Olórin and Aiwendil for what they are, and what they have.
(Or: I can't get the idea out of my mind, of a love that grows older than time but never withers. Gandalf and Radagast.)
Please, heed the series' notes warnings before reading.
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autistic!breaky ficlets by orionskald
Fandom: Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018), Queen (Band)
26 Mar 2021
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Brian looks at John, and sees in him every wonder and every mystery of the universe he ever studied with awe; all bottled down into a bassist with the loveliest, otherwordly smile.
John looks at Brian, and there's an electricity that shakes his being and makes him long, like with his electronics, to put his hands on the man with the starry eyes and gently uncover him bit by bit.
or; John and Brian finally find themselves at each other's side. they're happy, they're autistic and they're very much in love.
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Dori certainly would not have set off on a quest with twelve hobs if he hadn't thought his bearing years were far behind him. His body, however, has other ideas, and he soon finds himself with one last chance to indulge in everything he's spent a lifetime putting off for the sake of his family.
Or, the one in which Bilbo learns that you ought not to meddle in the (love) affairs of dwarves, for they are subtle and involve group sex.
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- Part 1 of The Affairs of Dwarves
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A Babysitter's Dozen by AI07
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
17 Jul 2017
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"Now it is a strange thing, but things that are good to have and days that are good to spend are soon told about, and not much to listen to; while things that are uncomfortable, palpitating, and even gruesome, may make a good tale, and take a deal of telling anyway" – The Hobbit, A Short Rest
According to Bilbo Baggins' writings, the Company of Thorin Oakenshield spent two weeks in Rivendell – two weeks that Thorin and his Dwarvish companions would prefer not to talk about.
After a particular spell goes awry, Bilbo and Gandalf are suddenly saddled with thirteen baby Dwarves. They can only return to normal at the end of fourteen days. The real problem is that they age up every three days.
It's one thing to handle babies, but can Bilbo and Gandalf deal with troublesome Dwarf toddlers, unruly children, rebellious and broody teenagers, and spirited young adults in the space of fourteen days?
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- Part 4 of Company of Outlaws, Family of In-laws
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What to Expect When a Dwarf Is Expecting by sam_ptarmigan (Delphi)
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
08 Jul 2014
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Scenes from a dwarven pregnancy.
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- Part 2 of The Affairs of Dwarves
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A Shire Scorned by Nyrah, saint2sinners for Lionesspuma
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
14 Oct 2023
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Bilbo Baggins came home one sunny spring day exhausted, half starved and pregnant. His heart was broken, his name cursed by the dwarves he had saved and his house was on auction by the worst relative you could imagine. It was, understandably, a terrible day.
Once it comes out that Bilbo is *expecting,* however, even the most prim and proper hobbits are scandalised at the poor treatment he received by the conspicuously absent father (and, by extension, all his kind). The Shire rallies around their poor, ill-treated and half-starved kinsman, and the climate of dwarvish relations takes a decidedly chilly turn. -
Every Rose Has Its Thorns by AI07
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
06 Oct 2014
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First they trooped into Rivendell, slovenly and foul-mouthed and just altogether Dwarvish. Then it was the disastrous dinner, where he had to stand back and watch as they threw food all over the place (and nearly at his head). Then they had the gall to desecrate one of the fountains by bathing in it!
But now? Now he has to contend with these Dwarves committing acts of debauchery, finding them in all sorts of compromising positions from the library to the wine cellars?
What did Lindir ever do to deserve this?
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- Part 3 of Company of Outlaws, Family of In-laws