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For a man who has never been interested in having sex, it comes as a surprise that lately, Alastor has found himself more and more intrigued by the notion of self-pleasure. Simply ordering a toy or walking into a sex shop would tarnish the Radio Demon's sterling reputation however, which is where one Lucifer Morningstar comes in.
Or, Lucifer Morningstar, sex toy connoisseur, designs Alastor his very own line of toys.
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05 Sep 2026
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Angel lifted his head, freezing on spotting Charlie’s rectangle. “Holy shit! Is that a fuckin’ cellphone?!”
Charlie gave a nervous laugh. “Yeah. You don’t have a charger do you?”
He pointed at Alastor, eyes narrowing. “How come the new girl gets t’keep her phone? Ya said that shit don't exist around here!”
“It doesn’t,” Alastor said, flabbergasted.
Charlie’s gaze darted between them. “…this isn’t a cult or something, is it…? I’m just so busy between work and school, I don’t have time to join a cult right now.”
Angel’s shoulders sagged. “Nobody told ya…?”
“Told me what?”
“That you’re dead.”
She didn’t laugh this time. “What?”
“Everybody here’s dead.“
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A living girl walks into a coffee shop for the dead... Unfortunately for Alastor, the head of a village of ghosts, Charlie’s arrival isn’t the setup for a joke. Though she vows to lay the wayward souls to rest, he's sure she'll be a blip in his century of life after death. He’s unprepared for the changes she brings, the most obnoxious being a man who looks just like her.
RadioApple AU fusion of the KDrama, Missing: The Other Side.
Completed: 8/26/26
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22 Aug 2026
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The Reticent Courtesan by ThatAwkwardFaeNerd
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
22 Aug 2026
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Lucifer hasn’t left his mansion in ten years, and Ozzie is so sick of it that he drags him to the red light district to attempt to be social. After nearly a year, Lucifer is offered the chance to meet with a courtesan, and his inability to say no results in him picking the one courtesan famed for avoiding sex as much as possible: Alastor, the Reticent Courtesan.
Alastor was sold to a brothel at the age of five and has been living as an oiran, the top rank of courtesan in the Pride red light district, for nearly a century. As could be expected, he hates it and his life. When he gets a strange, awkward new client, he finds himself oddly endeared and wonders if maybe, just maybe, it would be safe to put his trust in someone.
As Lucifer struggles to navigate the complex rules and social structures of the red light district and Alastor struggles to trust his wary heart to another person, love and shenanigans blossom among adversity.- Language:
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16 Aug 2026
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They Say Some Species Mate for Life by number1trashenthusiast
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
22 Aug 2026
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After Charlie gets that fateful call from her mother, she embarks on a mission more harrowing than redeeming lost souls, fighting overlords, or challenging the forces of Heaven.
She’s going to help her dad get his groove back so he can win her mom's heart all over again!
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“You’re going to be fine,” Alastor drawls in Lucifer’s ear.
Lucifer is not FINE. He’s literally in over his head. The line to the club, which they’re currently standing in, is a MOB of unknown, sweaty, disgusting bodies. There are sinners EVERYWHERE. It’s like driving through a valley lined with sneering, toothy, hungry-looking trees with dozens of beady, glowing eyes.
He's going to DIE.
“This is going to be so amazing,” Charlie gushes. She makes eye contact with him over her shoulder and grins wide.
Lucifer tries to muster a return grin that looks enthusiastic and not as if he’s a single social interaction from developing stress fractures in his jaw.
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14 Aug 2026
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His Majesty's Personal Enemy. Volume 2 by Blackended_Soul
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 Aug 2026
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Archangel Michael declared war on his elder brother and usurped power in Heaven. Alastor, the former general of the Heavenly Army, betrayed Heaven and remained by the Devil's side. In this story, His Majesty's true enemy might turn out to be someone entirely different from the one upon whom the gaze falls... How will the feud that has lasted for millennia end?
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- Part 2 of His Majesty's Personal Enemy
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10 Aug 2026
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Alastor has spent his whole life making sure no one gets close enough to see him. Lucifer has spent his making sure no one sees past the gold. At twenty, at a college that predates the war around it, they find in each other the one person who can — and neither of them is quite sure whether that's salvation or the thing that finishes them.
A slow-burn RadioApple AU set in 1943 England, where love doesn't save the monster. It only teaches it what it's truly hungry for.
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- Part 1 of Lessons Universe - Human AU
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22 Jul 2026
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It was an ambush.
Lucifer walked right into it.
Now, there's nothing to do but face the music.
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11 Jul 2026
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06 Jul 2026
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Lucifer hates online dating, you never know what you're gonna get. When a nice evening turns into the fight for his life Lucifer has to use every skill at his disposal to stay alive, and by the time the sun rises he might just discover how deep some of his more darker desires truly go.
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My entry for TitanicTrash's 2026 Eldritch Extravaganza
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24 Jun 2026
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Lucifer offers to give Alastor a pussy to try out, for reasons.
That's it, that's what's on the tin. Completely self-indulgent amusements.
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12 Jun 2026
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“You know what I should do?” Adam asked conspiratorially, leaning his face even closer to Alastor's. If Alastor was biologically female, then... "I should cum inside you. Deep inside your unworthy fucking demon cunt. Maybe I'll even do it a few times over." He grinned, meaningly putting a hand on Alastor's skinny naked abdomen. “And then, I'll send you back to Lucifer with a surprise present in your stomach.”
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Lucifer loved children, and would have happily raised another after Charlie. But these were the worst possible circumstances.
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03 Jun 2026
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In the seaside kingdom of Orena, keeping a court merfolk within one's castle walls is not only a symbol of status - it's expected. King Lucifer is no exception, and when he's gifted a beautiful, crimson merman, he thinks this creature will be a wonderful addition to his currently empty aquariums.
The only problem?
This merman won't sing.
This merman is spiteful and rude, and seems entirely ungrateful for the life he's been lucky enough to splash into. Lucifer needs to consider a few things: is Alastor really the problem, or is the entire system in need of upheaval?
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- Part 6 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter
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25 May 2026
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Sinners in Seattle by jessies_girl_93
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
21 Jul 2026
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“Anyone who was on earth when I was human would be gone by now. I’m more interested in a…recreational trip.”
Blitzo exchanged a glance with Stolas.
Alastor sighed and set his glass down on the counter with a dull thud.
“If you must know- Lucifer would like to visit Earth and I would like leverage,” Alastor said simply.
OR: Alastor and Lucifer visit earth together as humans, with the logistical help of a certain enterprising imp and banished prince. Established RadioApple situationship.
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17 May 2026
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Alastor has always been a mama's boy.
He just wanted to keep her safe and happy.
He just needs to convince her to run away with him.
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13 May 2026
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wherever you go , i won’t be far to follow ! by reverieco
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Jun 2026
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“I told them this was a bad idea,” he grumbled. “I said, very clearly, might I add, that meddling with serial killers was going to be messy, but noooo, apparently no one listens to me anymore-”
“Serial killer?” Alastor echoed with faint interest.
Lucifer spun back around immediately, pointing straight at him.
“Yes. You.”
“How flattering.”
Lucifer groaned like a man deeply tired of someone else’s nonsense. “You,” he began, pushing his finger further towards him. “Are a problem.”
“Oh dear.”
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12 May 2026
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Alastor knew it was a bad idea to skip out on getting his fangs milked while visiting his mother in New Orleans. Now, his backed-up venom is wreaking havoc on his senses (and his libido), and there's only one solution.
He needs to call his venom consultant.
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28 Apr 2026
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A whisper. A well. A warning. A welcome.
Alastor is not particularly popular within his village, his oddities and his solitude working in tandem to drive others away. When he stumbles upon an ancient, forgotten well in a clearing bare of life, he does not think much of it.
Until the dreams start.
In his dreams, Alastor can taste starlight. He cannot escape the sensation of feathers and scales, something altogether inhuman curling around his body. He’s not entirely sure he wants to. When a stranger shows his face in the village, the wind parting around his pale features and carrying the rustle of the invitation Alastor’s dreamt of, how can he do anything but follow? He has never been a particularly religious man.
But perhaps that is due to his lack of somebody worthy to worship.
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Or: Alastor finds and releases a long-sealed cursed spirit and says 'would'.
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- Part 5 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter
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28 Apr 2026
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A Changelingverse Tale
Twenty years after the tumultuous Winter Rebellion and the fall of Lord Vox, Faerie is prospering and pulling inch by inch away from the brink of war. Alastor, Husk, and Lucifer of Autumn are ready to move on from the shadows of the past, but the roots of memory and tradition in the realm run deep.
Not everyone is prepared to let the world move forward into the light.
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- Part 4 of Changelingverse
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13 Apr 2026
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Sequel to "Laced"
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No wonder those anomalies had lasted all night. She couldn’t even hit her dad with a pillow now!! They were celebrating! Of course he’d forgotten about her request! He’d proposed!
They were horny insatiable bastards, sure, but she couldn’t be mad about it!
That did however raise one complication “Vox is going to lose his entire shit, when this goes public isn’t he?”
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- Part 2 of Laced
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10 Apr 2026
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09 Apr 2026